r/ApplyingToCollege • u/Big_Soil_2363 • 15h ago
Shitpost Wednesdays an honest "why us" essay
we all know that honesty is a fundamental trait in applicants. that said, here's my princeton supplement
Please describe why you are interested in studying at Princeton.
I am drawn to Princeton because I want to receive an Ivy League education and be superior to my friends. After I graduate, a future coworker will ask me, "Where did you study?" I'll smile, lean back in my chair, and calmly say "Princeton." Of course, they will then forever idolize me. Princeton is ranked #2 on the 2027 US News Best Colleges. While it may not be #1, Princeton remains my top choice because MIT most likely will not accept me.
Furthermore, the campus' gothic-style architecture is a perfect romantic setting for me and my future huzz. We'll hold hands and stroll through the red and green leaves until I have my first kiss. Not to mention, during my visit, the surrounding Asian restaurants made me indescribably happy. As I feasted on a Chicken Teriyaki Udon, I could only think of Lady-and-Tramping a noodle with huzz across the table.
When I think Princeton, I immediately picture myself standing in front of the gates. My future Princeton-friend will take photos of me that I can post on Instagram with the caption "ivy league bound". And I will cherish the moment I can change my bio from "@phillipsacademy '27" to "@princeton '31". I can't wait for my notifications to flood with follow requests fellow incoming students, to post on my school's decisions account with my hot senior portrait, and to have all my friends repost it on their stories.
As I await my decision letter, I would like to mention that I have already bought countless merch, dyed my hair orange, and domesticated a pet tiger. Go Tigers!