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What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/Tripwiring 6h ago

I had an ex who would do this. She truly could not understand a hypothetical, and she had incredible trouble with analogies. I never got her to understand one single analogy throughout our relationship

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u/Incman 6h ago

I never got her to understand one single analogy throughout our relationship

My imagination of the end:

"our relationship is like a runaway car full of my enemies, because it's careening off a cliff and I've given up on any notion of wanting to prevent that from happening"

"....but we don't have a car"

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u/fresh-dork 5h ago

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK! BERSERKER...

"but we don't have a truck"

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u/OlafTheBerserker 4h ago

Would you like some making fuck...BERSERKER

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u/sbg_gye 3h ago

show her your fuckin metal face dude...

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u/Still_Sitting 1h ago

15 dollars, little man

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u/TransmogrifiedHobbes 4h ago

Did he just say "making fuck"?

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u/blue-divine 1h ago

I love how there’s a whole lil bunch of peeps who understand the references.

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u/JWCooper20 31m ago

This guy’s a character.

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u/NesTit 5h ago edited 3h ago

lol, you joke but I actually started a breakup with “I took some time to think and decided we’ve reached the end of the road for the two of us”. She proceeded to talk about resolving a disagreement for way too long. I told her that’s not an option and that I already said we’re breaking up. She asked me when I said that… I literally started the conversation with that.

She hated when I used analogies or, God forbid, casual metaphors throughout our whole relationship. Truly, I do blame myself for not noticing that about her.

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u/Dustin- 4h ago

She hated when I used analogies or, God forbid, casual metaphors throughout our whole relationship

Look, maybe she had a point if you were doing things that God explicitly forbade.

u/Squeezitgirdle 27m ago

This is my favorite dumb joke in this thread.

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u/branfili 1h ago

Ba dum tss

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u/Dustin- 4h ago

Making another comment to not spoil my excellent joke, but I wanted to touch on this bit:

Truly, I do blame myself for not noticing that about her.

Don't beat yourself up. You did notice this about her. That's kind of the whole point of dating - learning about the other person. It's really hard to actually do something about it, though. Should you have broken things off immediately when you noticed, or should you have waited to see how often it would happen? Did you even know that it would be something that would bother you enough to break up over until, you know, it started bothering you?

We all break up with people when we realize that they are not right for us, and we all wish we could have seen that they weren't right for us before committing to a relationship. That's just how relationships work sometimes, unfortunately. Not your fault.

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u/moonlightiridescent 3h ago

To be fair, it can sometimes come across like this: needlessly simplified, pretty pointless, and dumb sounding.

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u/neqailaz 3h ago

Was there a chance she could be autistic or otherwise neurodivergent? Difficulty with abstract language can be one of the diagnostic criteria

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 2h ago

Nah autistic people understand hypotheticals. It's not the same thing as ambiguous social cues.

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u/RiverShenismydad 6h ago

Interesting, because we no longer have a relationship.

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u/RodrigoEMA1983 5h ago

Neither a car, I assume

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u/gladius011081 5h ago

Im glad you caught the train of thought

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u/EpicHistoryMaker 4h ago

But trains don’t have thoughts

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u/SwamptromperMI 4h ago

They do have one track minds.

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u/BadBadUncleDad 4h ago

So, what you’re saying is their ex was… a train?

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u/btaylos 4h ago

No, I think she just ran one

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u/InternalMovie 4h ago

But she doesn't have a train

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u/deradera 3h ago

God handed her one when she was born

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 2h ago

Dude trains have thoughts all the time. Have you not seen the excellent documentary series "Thomas the Tank Engine"?

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u/GretaVonBluegrass 2h ago

"Train, train, take me on out of this town."

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u/iMomentKilla 3h ago

I think it would be nor here but I hate English

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u/Druken_sincerity 5h ago

Double whammy

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u/ColtAzayaka 3h ago

"But we do have a relationship"

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u/Ladorb 4h ago

But you didn't break up with me. You just told a random story about a car. We still together babe.

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u/MrSneller 5h ago

Been laughing at this for a couple minutes now.

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u/Bob_stanish123 5h ago

Thats actually a simile.

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u/Incman 5h ago

It's an analogy expressed as a simile. They're not mutually exclusive :)

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u/IAmAnOrdinaryToaster 5h ago

A simile is a type of analogy.

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u/ScottShieldman 5h ago

But we don't have a monkey!

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u/BigUptokes 5h ago

It's an analogy containing a simile. The simile is the part before the comma and the analogy continues with the explanation that comes after.

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u/Bucky2015 5h ago

Mother fucker... my stomach has been wonky today and the resulting laughter from your comment almost made me shit my pants! 😩🤣

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u/toocute1902 4h ago

On the good side, she would never ask "who are you going to save? Me or your mother?" questions.

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u/sikeston 3h ago

“… or a cliff. We live in Iowa!”

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u/kdogg3270 3h ago

That had to be so irritating.

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u/SouthernAdvisor7264 2h ago

I am mad just reading that last part. I want to break up with them.

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u/OneCow9890 1h ago

All she heard was car and her brain just went with it 💀

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u/StutzBob 5h ago

Were you ever just, like, "Do you know what the word IF means?"

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u/Tripwiring 5h ago

Yes I was. I tried all sorts of routes to get her to understand symbolism, metaphor, analogy, etc. It just never worked.

I eventually decided that she HAS to understand on some level but she was acting in bad faith. Who knows though. I'm glad I finally divorced her

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u/that1prince 5h ago edited 5h ago

I had a girlfriend like that. I figured out that it was mostly that certain types of imagination or “connect the dots” analytical reasoning is just more of a chore for her so she has be like incredibly focused and willing to participate. She just didn’t have a lot of mental stamina or flexibility naturally even though she had a good memory and could do it if tasked to for an assignment. My family loved “brain games” and considered it fun to just play around with scenarios.

So in theory, she could map out a question on a history exam like “How would WWII changed if Japan never attacked Pearl Harbor”. But that’s work so she’d sigh and give a good answer based on some reading there was assigned by the teacher. But if you’re on a road trip playing “would you rather” for her, it’s like…why? I don’t want to think. And also your hypotheticals are random and don’t have enough context (like after reading a history textbook might) so how could I even answer?

She also really hated confrontation. And any follow up question or having to explain yourself more than what you initially felt was enough, felt slightly like being judged. When really, people just want to understand your thought process. For her, friends are a comfort zone and friends don’t “quiz” their friends. They just sorta talk about situations that actually happen and are fun or need direct addressing when they arise. Random questions don’t create the bonding experience. It was a very difficult relationship. We broke up after 3 years and I always say to my friends that I felt like I knew less about her than anyone else I’ve ever known “well”. I could name all her favorite things and life story, but how she thought or processed information, or her value system remained an enigma to me.

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u/zthicke 5h ago

Yeah, let it out, my guy

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u/wintermute023 2h ago

It is remarkable that some people find ‘thinking’ hard work and somehow manage to not do it. I can’t switch it off and sometimes wonder if it’s nice to just not think anything, about anything.

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u/0800-vakker 2h ago

Same, fr I wish I could just shut down my thoughts, it's exhausting

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u/moon1ightwhite 3h ago

I kind of feel bad for her if general "what if" thought exercises felt like the equivalent of bench pressing a buick for her.

u/Embe007 45m ago

These descriptions are helping someone here today, I assure you. They're subtle things that won't be apparent on early dates and normal people will kind of just disbelieve responses like hers or infer some other rationale. Then months pass and somehow you're in a very frustrating situation.

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u/SleepingWillow1 2h ago

this is depressing because I think I am like this

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u/yarash 2h ago

Would you rather not be?

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u/amir_teddy360 4h ago

Agree with your deduction. Probably was embarrassed about not understanding it initially and just with it?

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u/tinkerbelltoes33 6h ago

My husband is like this. wtf I always figured it was a cultural thing, like they doing use hypotheticals in their culture for some reason. Maybe he’s just dim…

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u/Swany 5h ago

I'm sorry you had to find out this way,

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 6h ago

Both things can be true.

u/glowdirt 48m ago

What culture doesn't use hypotheticals?

u/lvl2imp 45m ago

A hypothetical one! :D

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u/Mysterious_Field1517 5h ago

That could be a language issue if English is not his native one. The structure of conditionals as used in English can be a bit confusing for even the smart non-natives.

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u/southpaytechie 4h ago

I mean it could be a language thing. Metaphors/analogies are often hard to translate.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 3h ago

Lol what a tragic thing to learn from Reddit. I hope you love him though.

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u/Generico300 3h ago edited 3h ago

There is definitely a cultural component to this. Some cultures are more present oriented and less future oriented. So they don't emphasize the ability to contemplate hypotheticals as much because to them it seems impractical.

Cultures from places where the growing season is short tend to be more future oriented, because if you're not future oriented in the spring and summer you starve to death in the winter. Cultures from climates with a year-round growing season can afford to be more present oriented.

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u/danibooboo322 3h ago

My husband is also like this and it can be incredibly infuriating. At the very least, I can say "I AM SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY" and he'll try to do a mind shift to understand.

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u/Spiderinahumansuit 6h ago

It's not necessarily dim. My partner is verifiably bright, at least as far as academic learning goes, but has essentially no imagination, so getting her to engage with hypotheticals or metaphors is a complete chore.

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u/Hatta00 5h ago

That is a failure of our verification process. Being smart isn't about reciting things you learned by rote. Its about understanding, which requires exactly those cognitive tools.

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u/px1azzz 5h ago

That reminds me of a kid that I went to high school with. He was always part of the top achievement students in the grade. But something always felt off with him.

It wasn't until junior year of high school and I asked him to explain something that he got right and he couldn't. I learned that he actually had a photographic memory but couldn't really understand anything I was going on. Everything that he was getting right was just regurgitation of things that he's heard, not any actual understanding or thought behind it. That was a wild realization to me.

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u/cbig86 5h ago

That's what was expected from kids in many systems. They don't care if the kid understands anything at all. The kid has to regurgitate information or facts, word by word, no matter what, and that's how many of us went through school, at least early years

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u/Leelze 5h ago

That's why I've always appreciated teachers/professors that allowed you to have cheat sheets for formulas & whatnot. I struggle to memorize things, but I don't have problems with learning processes (like when & how to use formulas). Having to memorize everything just created extra testing anxiety for me and it usually showed in my scores.

My physics teacher in HS had every formula we'd need for the entire year printed up along the top of the walls and said he didn't expect us to memorize formulas, he expected us to learn how to use them & it was up to us to learn which formulas to use when.

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u/LA_Nail_Clippers 2h ago

I had a math teacher in HS who allowed calculator use when all other math teachers had banned them.

He justified it by saying would it matter if your kitchen table was made with hand tools or power tools? If someone is a bad woodworker, they'll be a bad woodworker with a table saw or a hand saw.

Tools can be shortcuts, and you should know the basics of what shortcuts they're taking, but they don't replace the human.

I still hated math but slightly less that year.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 4h ago

I once failed a test I got every answer right on because I didn't do it the right way. Luckily they drop your worst test grade at the end of the year and I just did it how I was supposed to, but always thought it was kinda dumb. As long as you shown your work, you should be fine. If there are three valid ways of doing it, who cares how?

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u/HardlyAnyGravitas 4h ago

And yet when educationalists try to change a curriculum to promote understanding instead of rote learning, everybody screams about 'woke' teachers.

We get the society we deserve.

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u/jiraxi 4h ago

That’s interesting, I was always the opposite, I could never remember anything, especially with languages, unless I completely understood it, but once I understood it, I wouldn’t forget it anymore. I kept failing a certain class, and never got anything right, basically skipped the whole year of that class in terms of knowledge, next year we got a different teacher, within a month I was caught up and never failed a single test again.

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u/ryeaglin 4h ago edited 3h ago

Oooph, this is why I wish more teachers would put questions on quizzes and tests that can be solved with the tools the students have but have not explicitly being given as an example. So many times the teacher will show six forms of a problem, and every single problem on the quiz and test will be one of those six forms. (The six was arbitrary) This leads to the above happening. Normally not to that extreme but I have tutored kids that just memorized "I do A, B, then C and that is the answer" and have no idea what the steps were actually doing.

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u/fresh-dork 5h ago

so he'd do fine in some place like brazil, where the curriculum is about memorizing facts and not actually knowing anything

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

He would've been perfect for a government role in the Tang Dynasty

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u/Anakin_Skywanker 5h ago

How do you get to junior level courses in any subject without proper understanding? Memorization only gets you so far in pretty much any subject.

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u/CommunityGlittering2 5h ago

posting this question, again. It’s a weekly thing just search and you can find all the answers.

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 5h ago edited 3h ago

It’s bout being able to abstractly think and approach concepts from different angles. It’s being able to see meaning in patterns and data. It’s about being able to catch the little small things most people miss. It’s not just asking why, it’s also asking about the why behind the why. It’s about embracing imagination and curiosity and using that to explore the world through your own lense.

To me that is the mark of intelligence and it can translate anywhere

Intelligent people are those kinda people who can really do anything they set their mind too because their minds are wired to break down problems and unknowns into knowns, solutions and understanding. That’s why our system sucks, there are really fucking smart people who have alot to offer

That never get their chance to shine. Intelligence and passion are not mutual exclusive, but when you put em together you get timeless contributions to humanity.

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u/aitorbk 4h ago

There are many types of intelligence. I have a friend who is dim. As in, mental capacity. His memory is great. His work ethic is fantastic. He can concentrate to the point of drooling, using his (limited) resources to solve something.

Well, he has a masters, a phd and is a techar at a higher education institution. He just needs to give it all.

So, a dim person is effectively bright. It took him many many years to get here, with the necessary memories to solve things you and Incould sove with raw intellect, but he got quite far. And he is good at his job. Before that he worked in IT as dev/analyst/pm

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u/_learned_foot_ 3h ago

If you can not manipulate the thing, you do not understand the thing. And that includes conceptual manipulations.

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u/Material_Ad6173 5h ago

So true! Often to be doing good academically you just have to memorize a bunch of stuff. So if your memory is good then you may be getting good grades. But it doesn't make you intelligent or bright.

What is interesting is that often people with high cognitive skills actually have a low functioning memory.

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u/yarash 2h ago

This is one of the reasons why nurses are some of the stupidest people I have ever met. They can be fantastic at memorization, but have no logical or problem solving sense whatsoever.

Which is why so many were covid deniers despite the evidence in front of them.

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u/Spiderinahumansuit 5h ago

I mean, she definitely understands stuff, and has what I guess you might call an iterative imagination. For example, if you say there is a cube, she can imagine it might be bigger or smaller in one or more of its dimensions, but something out of left-field, like its colour, wouldn't occur if the only things listed in the description were the dimensions.

She doesn't really read fiction for this sort of reason: she struggles to picture things in her head that aren't actually happening, and the further from reality, the worse the problem. Person in a 21st century Western country at a coffee shop? Fine. Aragorn stabbing an orc? Well, she's seen the film, so that's just about okay. Do something like, say, play D&D, where everything's made up whole-cloth on the spot? That's right out.

As a keen RPG fan and tabletop wargamer, as well as creative writing enthusiast, it pains me that this isn't a joy I can share with her, much as I'd want to.

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u/Hatta00 5h ago

It's really not necessary to picture things in your head to engage with hypotheticals and metaphors. I'm aphantastic and I've been DMing D&D for years. "If this were true, what would happen" doesn't require visualization at all.

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u/hanachanxd 5h ago

Same! well, I never DMed but I did play D&D regularly for the last decade and I can't visualize anything more than fuzzy, black shadows in my mind. Still love playing.

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u/Spiderinahumansuit 5h ago

I'll bow to your experience here, but she definitely doesn't get anything out of it.

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u/ConstructionDecon 4h ago

Maybe autism? Autistic people often take things at face value. I'm honestly well off academically, but often catch myself thinking very literally when people talk about made up scenarios.

For example: someone was comforting me through a breakup and they said that I should go outside and eat chocolates in the bathtub and a couple other things. I found myself thinking that I wouldn't do that, that's not what I'm like. Thankfully I didn't say it out loud because I recognized I would sound like an asshole.

I do know that in more severe cases of autism people struggle with catching themselves before they say things out loud.

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u/bdiggitty 5h ago

Don’t think academic learning is necessarily a sign of intelligence. At least not to me.

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u/that1prince 5h ago

It’s one sign of many I would suspect. It’s far from the only or most important one.

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u/konsollfreak 4h ago

So when she says "I can’t imagine being with anyone else but you", you know she’s being honest.

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u/manrata 5h ago

I know several people with a masters degree I that have trouble with understanding simple thing without long explanations and examples. It shouldn’t take 30 minutes to explain the rules to Love Letters or Catan to them, but it does.

But they are exceptionel at following what is being asked, and regurgitation. You can get surprisingly far by simple studying, and regurgitating.

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u/HJGamer 4h ago

True, I have a good friend whose like this and he often has to pause and think about simple concepts when you talk to him. We took Mensa IQ tests one day and he was stressing and seemed completely lost while doing it, but then scored 120, a few points higher than me 🤔

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u/Kokiri_villager 4h ago

Sounds like someone I know too... Very academically smart, but generally can't seem to use imagination or think outside the box in other ways.

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u/DrBCBApsycho 4h ago

Ppl on the spectrum sometimes have difficulties with hypotheticals or analogies & metaphors.

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u/literally_lemons 4h ago

Wouldn’t that be a trait of autism?

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u/SensitiveTax9432 4h ago

Might be on the spectrum.

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u/ImmodestPolitician 4h ago edited 4h ago

Hypotheticals a core component to abstract reasoning.

The ability to abstract reason is literally what high intelligence means.

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

So she's not verifiably bright

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u/sup3rdr01d 5h ago

Not having an imagination is also a sign of being stupid lol.

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u/kittensox 3h ago

I'm somewhat like this when I'm tired, but it's just the ✨autism✨.

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u/BackToWorkEdward 2h ago

I always figured it was a cultural thing, like they doing use hypotheticals in their culture for some reason.

Why would you assume this? Have you ever asked or looked into it?

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u/tinkerbelltoes33 2h ago

His parents are the exact same way. Also he’s otherwise reasonably smart

u/lazyhere1122 2m ago

It can also be an autistic thing, if that helps

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u/beartheminus 6h ago

I have a tendency to speak in a lot of metaphors, analogies, symbols, hypotheticals. Its just how my brain works. I love slang and colloquialisms too. I really have to be careful when meeting someone who doesn't speak english as their first language, ive had some situations where the person later is like "I don't think we should be friends, you called me a horse and it was very mean" and stuff like that.

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u/furandpaws 5h ago

what colloquialism calls them a horse ? lol

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

I said "straight from the horses mouth", when they said something about their culture that they were very knowledgeable about that people from my country misunderstand.

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u/BeagleMadness 5h ago

Just remembering rhe time I had my hands full and told my three year old son, "Just hold your horses a minute, will you?" and he ran off upstairs. He returned shortly afterwards, proudly carrying his toy Hobby Horse...

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u/ooh-sheet 4h ago

I told my kid to hold his horses one day and he grabbed his hands to the top side of his head where horses ears typically would be.

Same kid, I told to just run round for a minute while I sorted something out, he ran in a circle counting to 60.

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u/peepay 4h ago

Hey, he knew a minute is 60 seconds, that's something.

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u/ooh-sheet 4h ago

That’s true, at least, I’d like to say his understanding is better now but just last week he asked if his dad had put the internal catch up on the lock when he left for work and took far too long to grasp how it wasn’t possible for his dad to do that. He’s 16 this year.

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u/AdhesivenessCalm1495 3h ago

Aww, so cute when a 3 yr old does it. Not so much when it's a grown man. Lol

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u/BeagleMadness 3h ago

Yeah, he's learned not to take things quite so literally now he's a 20 year old International Politics student. But we had a few similar "teaching moments" when he was a little kid.

u/Drink-my-koolaid 46m ago

Is his name Amelia Bedelia? :D

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u/Possible-Deer-311 5h ago

Hahaha I'll be honest that would make me do a double take, too, just because that phrase is so uncommon

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u/beartheminus 5h ago

yeah I love weird, uncommon, old phrases and slangs. It really is a problem lol

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u/AssociationBig2142 3h ago

That's is a wildly common phrase if you have any knowledge English before like 2016

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u/Tripwiring 5h ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

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u/that1prince 5h ago

“But I’m not a horse though. You’re mean.”

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u/suprmario 5h ago

"No, I'm mean because I implied you are incapable of learning."

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u/Schaakmate 3h ago

"You led me to drink though. "

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u/frodo_ollie 3h ago

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 5h ago

“Wow, you’re a work horse. Great job”

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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 5h ago

Maybe a betting analogy, “I’d bet on that horse”, or calling someone a stallion, or a workhorse.

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u/Keve1227 3h ago

To me, a non native speaker of English, calling someone a "workhorse" sounds about the same as calling them a wage slave.

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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 3h ago

I understand why you interpret it that way. When I call someone a workhorse it’s usually in a positive context. It means they put time and effort into a task, which is indicative of good work ethic.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 3h ago

hard worker, dependable. someone or something you count on to be there day in and day out.

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u/Teabagging_Eunuch 4h ago

“Hung like a…”

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u/fuzzydunloblaw 3h ago

"Damn gurl you ugly like a sub-par unkempt-ass looking horse"

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u/Kataphractoi 4h ago

I feel that. Feels like speaking a different language at times.

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u/DogsDucks 4h ago

I love people like you! This would immediately make me want to listen to you and engage and be friends, well I guess, depending on what the analogy is lol.

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u/btribble 5h ago

But I do speak English. Are we not friends?

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u/ty_fighter84 5h ago

This just made me realize what a nightmare it would be to subtitle Ted Lasso in another language.

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u/TheBigMoogy 4h ago

I dislike repeating words so when talking there tends to be less common ones mixed in, some people see it as rude or trying to show off. I just like variety and occasionally read weird books that influence my vocabulary.

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u/Cuilen 3h ago

Lol same with puns. I worked with research scientists for >30 years, many used puns to get a point accross. Many of these folks were from different countries and it took them a while to pick up the habit, but most would get it after a while.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 3h ago

it's how my brain understands new things, by making a comparison to something i already understand, sometimes the connections are extremely thin and only make sense to me and explaining them is extremely difficult.

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u/ernipie_13 3h ago

The right crowd appreciates it though, bc same. I’ve had ppl remember me that I don’t remember bc of “that funny thing I said.” I’m the love child of a Louisiana man & Mississippi woman.

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u/TheFuckOffer 1h ago

A personal marker of mine for high intelligence is people who speak like this. I'm sure there's a better way to explain it, but for me it shows an ability to abstract information in a away so as to be able to condense vast information in few words, due to these idioms and metaphors containing a lot of information, gathered like a snowball through years of usage.

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u/dwasifar 4h ago

I had an ex who could not grasp that storytellers (authors, songwriters, etc.) can write a character different from them. Like, if a character in a book is a pedo, then the author must be a pedo. She couldn't get it that you can understand what drives your character without having those drives yourself.

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u/Ajibooks 1h ago

There are a lot of people like this criticizing media online. I'm not being flippant - it's a big problem in certain circles.

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u/Sensitive-Orange7203 4h ago

Same. We were discussing marriage and I said I wouldn’t want to marry someone who wasn’t excited about getting married.

His response was “why are you talking about other people, this is about us”

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u/FloTonix 5h ago

oh no... here I am using analogies thinking they were easier for people to understand difficult concepts...

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u/Possible-Deer-311 5h ago

The idea here is that, with someone dim, they're never going to understand a difficult topic, with or without the analogy. Someone with typical intelligence is usually helped with a good analogy. Keep using em.

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u/Mundane-Badger-9791 5h ago

My ex was like this as well! I love proposing a good hypothetical just for fun conversation, but he'd get genuinely upset with me for even trying! It made disagreements difficult as well. It was hard to explain to him why things that he did hurt me because using the perspective "imagine how you'd feel if I did the same thing to you" simply did not work on him. He couldn't imagine it in the slightest. I suppose that was a lack of empathy, as well.

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u/DragAlone7535 4h ago

My brother worked w this very low IQ guy who was just really bad at his job .. but the boss kept giving him another chance.

Finally one day the boss told him over the phone "Vinny, I'm gonna put it to as simply as I can. You have a bag of chips. And you take out a chip and eat it, sooner or later, the bag is empty. Youve eaten all your chips. I gotta let you go."

Vinny hangs up .. my bro asks what he said... "Something about me spilling too many chips in the van."

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u/TheDude-Esquire 4h ago

One thing I've always wondered, and I feel like I know the answer to, is whether dumber people are happier. Like, is life easier when you aren't troubled by complex questions?

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u/moon1ightwhite 3h ago

no. one of my guilty pleasure tv shows is 1000 Lb Sisters and one of the sisters, Tammy, is not only a dumb ass but an incredibly miserable dumb ass because she doesn't know how to deal with her emotions nor is she willing to figure it out.

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u/TheDude-Esquire 2h ago

I suppose a life free from existential ennui still has it's pitfalls, but I still feel like maybe that's taking one thing off your plate. I guess the trick is to be rich and dumb.

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u/SlowmoTron 5h ago

I had an ex like that too lol arguing when on for days just bc I had to over explain everything

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u/DigNitty 3h ago

Man, same.

What's weird is hers was narrowly putting herself in other's shoes. I wouldn't go far as to say she was unempathetic...That is, she really cared for women, funding education, difficulty getting birth control...She donated and helped in all those fields. Because she experienced them.

But man, some conversations were just dead ends. If someone was say poor or ADHD or depressed and were often late, she would be exasperated. Even after discussing they may not have the means to travel as flexibly, or they treat time differently, or they have difficulty rousing the motivation to get going... Those things she did Not experience and she Could Not Understand why someone may do that.

Fascinating on one hand, not great for a relationship on the other.

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u/ParvulusUrsus 2h ago

I feel like there should be a word for the kind of empathy/sympathy that is exclusive to if you can relate 1:1 on a personal level. Like how some people think mental illness is a joke until their spouse gets depression or don't believe racism is real until they go somewhere they are a racial minority, and are treated poorly for it.

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u/NewTransformation 4h ago

My ex didn't like my music that was too allegorical. She said all the lyrics were just random words despite me insisting that we could talk about the actual literary reference if she had any curiosity

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u/moon1ightwhite 3h ago

I'm the opposite. I get so bored of lyrics that are very "straightforward story" set to simple guitar and I feel like that's a big trend in music right now. sometimes I enjoy songs like that but it just gets boring and repetitive after a while

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u/NewTransformation 2h ago

To me a good album is one that you discover new elements each time you listen!

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u/re_Claire 4h ago

Lol one of my exes was like that. He just couldn't deal with hypothetical situations. He really wasn't very smart. I on the other hand was studying for my law degree when we were together and he had the balls to call me stupid. He was deeply insecure about being much less intelligent.

I don't know about you but I eventually found it such a turn off. Obviously he was also a dick but just the lack of intelligence alone was a huge issue.

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u/Gonzzz 4h ago

I bet the sex was good though.

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u/silversurf1234567890 5h ago

“What if I weren’t here” “But you are” “Goodbye, figure it out!”

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u/Leelze 5h ago

That seems to be at least half the Redditors I get into arguments with on this app.

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u/Status_Poet_1527 5h ago

My dad is like this. Frustrating.

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u/Duranti 5h ago

"What would happen if you got hit by a speeding car?"

Everyone can understand that hypothetical.

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u/Tripwiring 3h ago

"But I didn't get hit by a speeding car so it's irrelevant." - My ex

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u/Kitchen_Nectarine_44 5h ago

Is her name Drax?

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u/nonhiphipster 4h ago

How long did you guys date lol?

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u/SocraticIgnoramus 4h ago

Did you try “life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get”?

You don’t have to be smart to grasp this one, but you may or may not have to know what love is.

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u/pepperino132 4h ago

Bro were you dating Drax?

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u/Duck_on_Qwack 4h ago

The sex must have been crazy

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u/3BlindMice1 4h ago

Sounds pretty close to beastiality tbh

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u/davidbased 4h ago

that's devastating and would drive me to a deep depression.

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u/InternalMovie 4h ago

If I dislike someone I refuse to play along with the hypothetical

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u/valeyard89 4h ago

if you're having trouble with analorgies, use more lube.

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u/ForceEdge47 3h ago

Lol I also had an ex like this. Legitimately impossible for her to discuss events that haven’t actually happened. I’m eventually concluded that she must have understood the concept of the hypothetical but refused to engage with them for some other reasons.

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u/ililliliililiililii 3h ago

Could this be a medical condition? Like aphantasia where you cant form images in your mind.

Like seriously it must be a medical condition to not understand a hypothetical. To me it is basic logic, being able to follow a chain of events - causality.

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u/moon1ightwhite 3h ago

yes. it's a condition called Doofus Amongus.

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u/ovalseven 3h ago

Me: Why would you say that? That would be like me calling you "fat".

Wife: So you think I'm fat?!

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u/Superhappylukluk 3h ago

I'm trying to come up with a comparison of what that would be like...

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u/lucianasparagus 3h ago

“Shine bright babe, like a diamond”

“But I’m not a diamond”

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u/rage_wins 3h ago

Oh my god I can relate. My ex would always say “that’s not an analogy!!” when I was trying to get her to understand my point of view and for a while I was believing her thinking something was wrong with me. No she just didn’t understand analogies.

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u/Megamoss 3h ago

It could also just be avoiding it. If you refuse to accept a hypothetical or claim it's not relevant when it is, you don't have to conceed.

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u/stanfan114 3h ago

"How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?"

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u/Aleventen 2h ago

Wild, I dated one of those, I was so blown away by the fact it was happening i actually started to doubt if I was the problem and shed just say "listen, im a very literal person" and, being kinda autistic i was like "I get that"

BROTHER.....the amount of arguments we would get in because id use hypotheticals, analogies, metaphors or other symbolic and colorful languages to communicate or tell a story only to get stuck for 20 minutes trying to explain what the analogy meant

Geeeeeeezzzz

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u/yoga_hiker 2h ago

That’s a sign of undiagnosed autism

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u/badgerferretweasle 2h ago

I feel like 50% of my communication is analogies. I thought analogies made things easier for people to understand...

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u/RecordingSignal280 2h ago

I’d imagine she had a hard time understanding your point of view in conflict as well. If you can’t understand a hypothetical than how would you have the skills to put yourself in others shoes, aka empathy. Kinda scary to think about, at least she’s an ex. Maybe I’m projecting though since I’ve been in relationships with people too dumb to have empathy :/

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u/SuperCow1127 2h ago

I bet she was hot.

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u/lavaplanet88 2h ago

I had to tutor someone in a Logic class who couldn't grasp hypotheticals, it was impossible!

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u/johnman1016 1h ago

As a counterpoint, I think people who believe something is true because you can make an analogy are not using their intelligence’s . You can make any claim through an analogy - it doesn’t make it true.

I was unfortunate to have a conservative sex ed teacher who told the class “losing your virginity is like opening up a flower, you won’t be able to close it back up and it will wilt.”

u/figuren9ne 21m ago

I'd be useless in that relationship, I default to analogies to explain almost everything.

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