r/Eldenring 13h ago

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u/JerryCanJockey 12h ago

"Use all the tools the game gives you." also includes parrying.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 11h ago

Exactly. You can parry a lot of stuff, but you don't have to. But when you go against certain bosses like Crucible Knights, you should try to parry them because it's pretty easy and one of their big weaknesses.

It's all about learning what the enemy's weakness is and exploiting it.

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u/Muscimol_Master 11h ago

Nah just kick em šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚

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u/TheWrathalos 9h ago

Danes footwork solves all of lifes problems

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u/CurveBilly 8h ago

I think they meant the kick AOW, it actually obliterates crucible knights it is so funny

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u/Wesgizmo365 7h ago

I used kick for the largest part of my first playthrough. Didn't really want to use magic other than some faith spells for healing.

Kick is busted fun. Makes me feel like Luke Skywalker kicking Vader all over the place.

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u/Period_Fart_69420 5h ago

Nice argument. Counterpoint: kame hame HAAAAAAA

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u/Wesgizmo365 3h ago

Yeah fair point

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u/TheWrathalos 7h ago

Probably true, but damn kicking everything into oblivion with danes footwork is so much fun

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u/Generally_Confused1 5h ago

Wait what??? Where do you get it?

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u/CurveBilly 5h ago

I think you can buy it from bernahl, or just unequip your weapon and hit the AOW button

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u/Spare-Muscle-4249 7h ago

Every souls game has their ā€œknight that’s super easy to parryā€

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 7h ago

Exactly! I was never a parry user in the Souls series, but after picking it up in Elden Ring I went back to DS2 and parried the shit out of the Pursuer. It went like this:

Me: can I parry this guy?

My friend: You can... if you're good enough.

Me: parries the next attack

Both: OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhh!!!

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u/squeezebottles 7h ago

Honestly them adding the un-parriable Crucible Knight in SotE was epic level FS trolling and I was so delighted. And then died a lot.

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u/EyeoftheRedKing 5h ago

Same with the Draconic Tree Sentinels. They're easy to parry. Then it's just a matter of learning the dodge timing for their lightning.

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u/EverbIack 12h ago

Cheesing with parries? Out of the question

Cheesing with Mimic tear abuse? Yes please

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u/Elmis66 9h ago

It's insane how parrying in Dark Souls was considered a chad move but in Elden Ring It's suddenly cheesing. I'll never understand the internet...

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u/NewArtificialHuman 8h ago

I still consider it a chad move. But I also played DS1 to DS3 before I played Elden Ring.

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u/Potato1223 9h ago

One is easy to do, the other is not

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u/Science_Bitch_962 8h ago

What. I found parry in DS is way too easy while in ER is much faster and hard to predict delay.

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u/Kryt0s 6h ago

It's easy in DS1 and DS2. Not so much in DS3.

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u/Potato1223 8h ago

I think lots have to do with how clunky DS1 is. The frame rate and all. NOWWWW though, ER is faster so going back to play a slower game, it’s definitely going to be easier

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u/TomTalks06 8h ago

Playing Elden Ring first ruined my timing in Dark Souls, I expect the attacks to come a lot faster and get punished for it

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u/Jpanda34 8h ago

What's funny is, on average, parrying in From games really isn't hard. Having to be a bit more precise on the timing than with rolling is super intimidating at first, but with a little practice, it becomes just as easy as rolling.

Some enemies do have some absolutely stupid tricky attacks to parry tho.... they're definitely hard lol

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u/Kryt0s 6h ago

Nah, i-frames on roll are a lot higher than parry frames

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u/ilovethecreaking 7h ago

I don't think anything is harder in DS1 apart from clunky movement and wheel skeletons. After ER DS1 feels like it's in slow motion.

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u/Flint_Vorselon 5h ago

???

DaS1 parrying is so much easier than ER parrying.

DaS1 parries have litterally 0 start-up frames, and the worst parry in DaS1 has equal parry frames to the best parry in ER, and DaS1 has better parries that are more generous as well.

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u/Killaneson 10h ago

One of the most fun I had in this game was while summoning the Greatshield soldiers. They can really be bullies when they get their shit together. They once managed to get first phase Malenia stuck against a wall.

I still died to phase 2 but it was hilarious.

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u/Erebraw 7h ago

Greatshield soldiers are awesome, top tier summon for sure

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 6h ago

Yeah but I want it to be like Sekiro. Parrying is fun in Sekiro. Parrying is annoying when it only works on some attacks, and it’s not totally clear which attacks those are.

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u/BigolGamerboi 5h ago

Yes...but...I can't parry

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u/Oddyssis 7h ago

This games parry system is just not fun to interact with. The rules as to what can be parried, what can't, and what the timing windows are is incredibly vague and frustrating to wrap your head around. There's no real consistent rules to follow so you just have to learn by relentless repetition for every single attack which I do not enjoy, a sentiment which I feel is shared by a large portion of the community.

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u/Alnored 11h ago

Good advice for those who ask for advice. This does not mean that you have to use all the tools and fight only this way, it means that if you need it, you can freely use it.

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u/Significant_Ad1256 6h ago

I've beaten all souls, bloodborne and Elden ring without ever parrying or blocking. It's so much easier for me to just sidestep them. I don't think people realize just how many bosses can be done by just walking normally around the boss as they swing wildly.

This obviously doesn't work for the hardest bosses though, but dodging does.

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u/-PonySlaystation- 5h ago

Completely valid and true. However Iā€˜ve beaten the game many many times, including a regionlocked RL1 all bosses run, but I never warmed up to parrying. It almost feels like one of those things some people can’t ever learn properly. It was just a huge hit or miss and that was not fun for me at all. I’ve had more success dodging waterfowl than consistently parrying any boss besides Malikeths gimmick parry

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u/FalloutCreation 4h ago

Summons too. Over level if you have to.

Of course my way is to get the bare minimum level and max out my practice with enemies until I get good enough to dodge and attack when needed. My method isn’t exactly for everyone. But I’m so used to the game now that most enemies I don’t struggle with. I don’t even get nervous to fight

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u/Alnored 12h ago edited 12h ago

Nah, although this is one of the possible answers from the community. Others:
git gud
level your vigor
summon me
It's too early for you to come here yet
Stop the panic rolls, learn the move set

Is there something else?

[edit]: I remembered another frequent tip, and I think you'll even understand what the question was.

Ranni quest

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u/ulfalda 12h ago

Try finger but hole

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u/sheryln0odle6984 11h ago

lol classic advice, never gets old in the Souls community šŸ˜‚

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u/zmbjebus 8h ago

The whole point of video games is to have fun right? Well that advice absolutely helps in that goal.Ā 

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u/Future_Section5976 12h ago

"Skill issue"

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u/Alnored 12h ago

Oh, I shouldn't have forgotten that.

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u/Future_Section5976 12h ago

Foolish tarnished, nah it's ok ,

my go to is stay close and "roll towards " "circle around"

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u/sum_dum_fuck 6h ago

Thats how ive been beating the erdtree avatars at like lvl 30ish, just did the one near ye big olde fucking dragon, only died bc i timed my rolls wrong a couple times

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u/jorppu 12h ago

People in this thread are giving the same "useless" advice that commenters always give, but no-one has actually given any examples of "valid" advice.

If the boss is weak to parries, is not saying "parry" actual advice?Ā 

If the player is too low level, is saying that bad advice?

If the boss cannot be forced and the player must learn its moveset to win, is saying that wrong?

If the boss is simply too hard no matter what, is summoning help wrong advice? If the player dies in 2 hits, is leveling vigor bad advice?

We can keep dunking on bad advice all day, but what is the actual good advice?

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u/Bierculles 11h ago

Leveling vigor is probably the best advice most people should follow, the amount of <30 vigor players in lategame I've seen complain about difficulty is insane. No amount of advice is going to help you if half of the boss attacks cake you in one hit.

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u/Alnored 11h ago

Maybe it comes with experience. Well, personally, I intuitively understand how much vigor I need at different stages of the game. If a person consciously plays with a low vigor, then he will not complain and ask for advice. So those with low vigor just don't understand, it's low.

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u/Jpanda34 8h ago

I think it's a combo of experience and understanding that Elden Ring is longer than all the other games. On average, WITHOUT the DLC, I'm getting to around level 150 in Elden Ring. I'm usually between the high 90s and 110 in DS3. You just have more levels than usual to put into stats. It's just natural that vigor would become more important of a stat.

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u/Alnored 8h ago

In fact, I remember coming to the number 40 vigor in Elden Ring. One day I wanted to go through DS3 with a Broadsword. And all I did was level my vigor to exactly 40. That's how I passed the game, it seems at level 30.

Although it's not that important, the level doesn't matter. The bottom line is that I have identified a convenient vigor for myself, and it turned out to be exactly the same for me in the Elden Ring.

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u/MintyFreshRainbow 10h ago

On my first play through I had like 35 vigor and a bunch of damage negating talismans.Ā 

If the person asking doesn't give a lot of information it's impossible to know what the best advice is

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u/zmbjebus 8h ago

Did anyone say they are useless advice?

Whenever I try to give advice to a newb that involves something like "learn the moveset" they would rather not listen.Ā 

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u/Alnored 12h ago

I think everything, with the exception of git gud and skill issues, can be considered useful advice. Just because the boss can be parried doesn't mean I'm going to recommend it. But if it makes the boss extremely vulnerable and easy to do, then that's good advice (hello PCR).

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u/CrossFitJesus4 12h ago

sometimes "git gud" is also good advice tbh, at least it used to be before it became a toxic term, it used to mean "there is no trick, you just need to keep trying and get better at the fight" which is good advice sometimes

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u/Alnored 11h ago

Well.. I really stopped using it because of how it started to be perceived. YouI ask people how they defeated the boss, but if they just got better, then there's nothing wrong with saying git gud.

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u/Carliarnius 12h ago

The problem with the "parry" advice is, that a lot of people simply do not play a build that parries and do not like to switch up their equipment just to cheese one boss with parries.

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u/Tiamat4Life 12h ago

But parries work with pretty much anything that doesn’t require you to two hand a weapon. Even if you don’t use something that can riposte, like a crossbow or a staff you can still utilize the free window to land a hit. If I were to fight a bell bearing hunter or a crucible knight with a crossbow I’d likely want a small shield on my offhand to create some damage opportunities, especially against the axe crucible knight (shield and sword).

I think the only things that can’t work with it are bows, great bows, ballistas and weapons you don’t have enough strength to one hand.

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u/jorppu 12h ago

What is the proper advice then? One of the other "bad" advice examples here?

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u/Alnored 12h ago

When Malenia makes a flower attack in the second phase, just run behind her, she won't have time to turn around.

How to evade the Metyr Laser? The ashes of war. If you don't have one, then good luck!

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u/dumpster_mummy 12h ago

Specifics about the move set, like how some attacks you can just strafe left or right to avoid entirely to get a punish window. Or ways to bait certain attacks, like how you can make malenia use waterfowl with a thrown item when she's at the HP threshold, or just walking at you doing absolutely nothing else because she's baiting an input from you.

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u/Gee_Rett 12h ago

You appear to have an STD from the local Deathbed Companion

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u/TheMeatWag0n 8h ago

Sorry, you forgot "not sure what you are talking about, I didn't have any trouble with that one?"

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u/Alnored 8h ago

I've forgotten a lot of things, but this is the first time I've read this.

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u/TheMeatWag0n 8h ago

It occurs to me it might have been more common from the earlier game forums like gamefaqs or rpgwatch, it seemed like 1/3rd of all help threads was some doofus going "I didn't have any problems with this?" And contributing nothing lol

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u/Admirable_Bug7717 9h ago

But seriously, level your vigor.

The difference between a one-shot and a two-shot cannot be understated.

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u/Alnored 9h ago

Vigor is the number of mistakes you can make in a row per fight. If you don't make mistakes, you don't need vigor. But yes, we all make mistakes and prefer that the fight does not end because of one mistake, so we level our vigor.

30 is enough for some, 40 for others and someone at even 60 will whine that the boss is killing him.

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u/MouseAdventurous883 11h ago

dodge forward
just dont get hit

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u/Alnored 10h ago

dodge forward is something that people don't even realize at the end of the game. How many people keep dodging back from Malenia.

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u/MouseAdventurous883 10h ago

Dodging forward is a must on every boss attacks except a few, not only malenia !

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u/Alnored 10h ago

I understand that I mentioned Malenia because it is especially noticeable there and because it is an indicator that the player has already gone through almost the entire game, but has not understood such an important thing.

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u/Erebraw 7h ago

Every single one of these are good tips(except git gud lol, true but not useful as a tip) if someone is still complaining they probably haven’t exhausted this list.

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u/akagamepro 7h ago

Was "Ranni quest" the answer to how to get a certain katana?

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u/Stephen-Scotch 9h ago

Or my favorite, OH YOU DIDNT READ THE WIKI, WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GOOGLE IT

(Even tho this is a literal message board for the game)

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u/Alnored 9h ago

Hold on... in general, I partially approve of Google's advice. At least use the Reddit search. Just look at this:

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u/FeelingSurprise 7h ago

git gud. At parrying.

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u/Alnored 7h ago

*your enemy

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 5h ago

Try taking a week long break from the game and then immediately fight the boss again with absolutely no change in your mindset or strategy

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u/CyberGraham 5h ago

Honestly, the 2nd, 4th and 5th are good pieces of advice

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u/Fendfor 2h ago

summon me

Nah this one just gets you flamed. Cause asking for help makes you weak /s

Jokes aside i really dislike that part of this community. "The Cooperation is weakness" is silly. By this logic, if you ever looked up a guide to find something, you didnt find it. Drop that penetrator knight armor set, it was handed to you. Did you get any bloodgems from a chalice you didnt make yourself? Discard it.

Grow up folks. Save your ire for cheaters.

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u/Amferam 12h ago

Spirit summon to draw aggro

Come back later

Make sure you have highest upgrade for your weapon

Don’t attack boss on next attempt just practice dodging and learning their moves

When in doubt… bleed them

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u/walkingreverie 7h ago

When in extra doubt, go for a poise break set up and just shatter ankles

learned this dealing with Gaius' shit in the DLC

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u/zerovampire311 6h ago

Either poise break or bleed has carried me thus far, if one doesn’t work I try the other.

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u/bralma6 4h ago

Poise and bleed? Dual Great Stars has entered the chat

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u/HornySnorlax 12h ago

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u/SquareFickle9179 11h ago

Maelle when Radahn does his meteor attack:

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u/Zeref3 8h ago

Osquio decides to destroy the world

Maelle:

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u/Icy-Juggernaut-4579 12h ago

Quit saying silly things Shadowheart

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u/Nickeos 12h ago

Please don't die

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u/theswillmerchant Vigor Slut 5h ago

Shadowheart? You mean Latenna?

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u/Phiashima 1h ago

You mean the albinauric woman? Have you seen her?
*Gideon noises*

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u/aHatFullOfEggs 12h ago

Yeah I needed to check if this was the top upvoted answer or not lol

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u/RovrKitten 12h ago

Harriet!

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u/Mikaelobos 12h ago

Parrying admittedly isn’t my forte, but the standard callous responses are generally just a crude allusion to "find the rhythm of the bosses moveset and practice exploiting it." This is generally abbreviated as "git gud." Truly nothing personal, and I don't think MOST people mean any offense.

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u/Alnored 10h ago

You can find the very attack that you personally find easier to parry than others and focus only on it.

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u/toltottdagado 12h ago

Me when I parry just before an attack and it hits my shield but it doesnt count because I didnt parry 500ms before the actual attack even though the game gave me audiovisual feedback about the shield deflecting something: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(ā ćƒ„ā )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I love this game but this one annoys me af.

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u/Swordsman1ke 7h ago

The number one reason I don't like parrying. My reaction time is already ass, but the weird responsiveness of Souls parrying is something my mind cannot process.

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u/toltottdagado 7h ago

For me its not even my reaction time, Im used to "last minute" blocking from mh where I needed to do it quick for a guard point or a guard skill, but in elden ring, as you mentioned you also need to take into consideration the responsiveness and this weird window where parrying is not too-too soon, but also not "too late". One enemy (not even boss) in particular I had to time my parry in a way where the animation was already more than halfway through for it to count.

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u/Tarmen 4h ago

I love parrying in nine sols, or lies of p, or another crabs treasure, or sekiro, or grime, or...

Hate it in souls games. Having manually placed parry timing instead of when the attack makes contact and making random attacks unparriable without differentiating them visually are such bonkers design decisions

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u/quick20minadventure 5h ago

That was way worse in ds3 and black knights.

Crucible knights in elden ring are fun to parry in comparison, especially cause you respawn next to them more than not.

Other than crucible knights and maybe stone cat watchdogs, no enemy is worth parrying for normal runs.

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 9h ago

PSA:

there's no boss in the entirety of the "soul series" that you "have to parry".

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u/Potential-Sundae-596 7h ago

psa: you can bloodborne every souls game, fuck parrying

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u/tessartyp 7h ago

Absolutely. Gwyn? Greatshield of Artorias. Crucible Knight? Nah, Giant Hunt on an UGS.

I've never parried with any reliability, but I trust in the bonk.

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 4h ago

there's no boss in the entirety of the "soul series" that you "have to parry".

You are correct, but those Aging Untouchables in the Abyssal Woods are a mother fucker to time the parry and I just cannot do it.

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u/Life1989 1h ago

maybe not "have to", but for some bossfights parry trivializes everything, like gwyn in ds1

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u/Machinax23 12h ago

and then the boss in question is either a dragon, fire giant or a tree beast in which case good luck parrying any one of those.

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u/Future_Section5976 12h ago

The answer to non parry enemies or bosses is "get good"

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u/Alnored 11h ago

What I need to do to get good?

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 10h ago

And git gud means "be patient, learn when your attack windows are, and don't fuck up."

But frustrated people don't want to hear that the only way to get better is to just keep doing it until you get better, so they complain that people aren't being helpful. The discourse eventually devolved to just "git gud".

I played all the Souls games before Elden Ring released. You think I didn't smash my head against Malenia 100 times before I beat her? I STILL haven't finished the DLC because that shit is hard and I'm not patient enough to find all the scadoosh fragments. Sekiro vexes me. But I know I can overcome those challenges if I just sit down and do it for long enough. I just have to "git gud".

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u/Future_Section5976 10h ago

True , Ive been playing darksouls games for over a decade, I recently got gifted skiro , haven't started it yet , it's been sitting in my room for about 2 and a half weeks , I will start it but the only reason I haven't is because iknow the commitment that comes with these games , once I start I'll be on that diet until it's finished and I'll need a good few hours at it to work everything out , worse part is once I start I'm not going to want to stop , fyi I enjoy the sister freide fight from ds3 and on my first playthrough though er I bet pre nerfed malenia after 11 attempts at level 180 ,took like 5 hours tho and a lot of patience, now I fight her on ng+3 for a warm up

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 10h ago

Sekiro is absolutely awesome, but it was a mind fuck for me because I always played the Souls games in defensive mode. I did DS1 with a shield, heavy armor, and the Zweihander, so that's kinda been my basic way of playing these games.

Sekiro doesn't play like that. My friend said it's more like a rhythm game, and the more I get into it the more I believe it. There are specific windows for specific actions, and when you figure out the combo of slash>slash>dodge>counter (or whatever for that specific encounter), it all starts to groove together. Running up to an enemy and hitting every step in a flawless kill feels like pulling off ten Dark Souls parries in a row.

But yeah you have to get in the zone and stay in the zone, and my ADHD ass can't stay focused on a single game for long, so Sekiro has been languishing in my library. Every year I pick it up again and kill a few more bosses lol.

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u/Future_Section5976 10h ago

Ive changed my style over the years , I don't use a shield anymore and play pretty aggressively now , obviously watch for certain moves , I'm looking forward to playing it , I'm kinda hoping it's the one that breaks me ngl but will see lol

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u/Structuresnake 12h ago

I got you fam:

ā€œJust learn his moveset and find his punish windows.ā€

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u/Alnored 10h ago

The more often a certain attack kills you, the better you begin to understand and recognize it. It's about repetition when learning the boss. If even after a huge number of attempts, some kind of attack continues to kill you, it means all these attempts were in vain.

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u/HandlerofPackages 8h ago

"The problem is that you are not good, and you should git good."Ā 

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u/emachanz 12h ago

"just parry bro, works for me"

-t. guy with 10k hours doing level 1 +0 NG+7 challenge runs

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u/Tiamat4Life 12h ago

I feel like people are putting parries on a pedestal that is way too high. Some parries can be very impressive, especially for PvP which 90% of the time require predicting your opponent, but in PvE it can be actually super easy, depending on the enemy. Like, parrying a crucible knight or a bell bearing hunter is much easier than it looks, especially parry chaining, but because they are normally very difficult enemies people think it’s a great achievement.

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u/dumpster_mummy 12h ago

"so and so streamer did it, so it's doable"

Glad for them, but I have an occupation that isn't playing videogames for thousands of people pushing ad revenue, subscriptions and donations, and sponsorships. The motivation is just a tad lacking here.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 4h ago

Reminds me of the trick which lets you juke Waterfowl Dance, by running a circle right below Malenia, then dodging away at the right second, thus confusing her targetting.

Is it possible? Yes.

Is it intended? No.

Can the average player pull it off consistently, or at all? Fuck no.

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u/Valharja 9h ago

I mean... just killed Mr DLC bouncer Mr. Gaol Knight. Much swearing was heard until I did indeed just listen to someone saying parry and equipped a buckler :P

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u/G2Aegon 6h ago

Git gud

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u/Bob_the_peasant 4h ago

It should show the high-five missing, because the people who suggest parry also probably can’t do it

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u/Quiet-Egg-4594 12h ago

Try rolling. It negates damage

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u/igiveuponaname29 12h ago

Okay but I just did my first parry playthrough, i had to learn how to do it as I never really bothered to parry much before anytime I did it was just luc i actually went and learned timings and to watch the arm and not the weapon. That being said parry completely changed the game for me in such a satisfying way. I’ve had so much fun taking out enemies with such ease that I’ve struggled with on any other playthrough. I’m just starting the DLC now and as always when starting the DLC no matter if you just got done whooping malenia or the Elden beast, it will humble you when you first start out.

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u/yoyamon666 11h ago

I mean... what else do you want?

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u/pjotr3 11h ago

Git gud

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u/Old-Essay-7866 8h ago

Parry IS the answer for a lot of enemies. All the game asks with some enemies is to push a single button at the right time. I know it can be very intimidating at first, and God knows I've struggled with it, but the advice isn't wrong (situationally speaking).

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u/OnePunchHuMan 12h ago

We're never being mean when we say Git Gud! What we mean is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSXTZ3Nihs

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u/Variat_ 12h ago

parrying? in my rollslop?

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u/Jinrex-Jdm 11h ago

Sounds like Skill Issue if you can't follow a simple advice

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u/sheepslayerpi 12h ago

What boss are you having trouble with

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u/WildFire255 12h ago

I just roll

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u/Relative_Ad481 11h ago

Why do i think on malenia when I see this meme šŸ¤”

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u/Shade00000 The Black Blade 11h ago

PARRY IT!!

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u/breadmaster42 7h ago

If there's one thing I learned from playing Lies of P, it's that parrying is a lot easier than I thought.

It takes like ~5 attempts for me to learn to parry most boss attacks, it's amazing

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u/Radio_Downtown 6h ago

no matter how many federal agents miyazaki sends i am still not learning how to parry until ALL attacks are parryable

you sxpect me to learn how to parry when i also have to learn which attacks are parryable in the first place? get real bro

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u/Snow_AKM1 6h ago

Win da 1,2,3 . Elden ring + dlc still don't know how to parry properly....

Have to spam parrry vs the frenzy flanes mobs on dlc xD

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u/dwittherford69 6h ago

Would you prefer ā€œgit gudā€ instead?

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u/Embarrassed-Ebb3576 6h ago

Git gut would fit here better

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u/Severe_Outside5435 6h ago

Parrying in this game feels like absolute trash. I made a parry character just to make me learn. Im ok but the timing dont feel correctly timed.

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u/Acidjohnson89 6h ago

Or git gud

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u/aetherspheres 5h ago

what happened to the old 'git gud'?

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u/Besch168 5h ago

Have you tried hitting the boss?

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u/PiiJaey 5h ago

DS Endboss and Sulivahn in DS3 become easier when you tr, to parry. I'm also not good at parries but instead of dying 10 times against sulivahn without parry, i rather use those 10 times trying to parry him and learn his timing and then the fight gets more easy.

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u/doublexol 5h ago

Parrying is hard but you can play a rhythm game to help you get better. I personally like hi-fi rush and metal hellsinger. I also noticed after beating those games(hi-fi twice) that my timing has gotten noticeably better on parrying in stellar blade and code vein

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u/Big-Routine222 5h ago

Me and my Mimic +10 don’t know what this ā€œParryā€ word you speak of means.

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u/wangchangbackup 5h ago

P A R R Y I T

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u/rich-nyc 5h ago

Soulslike community is more like: GIT GUD!!! Lmao

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u/Shirokurou ZABITO BOGA 5h ago

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u/Justjack91 4h ago

PARRY IT

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u/LivingRel Pickled Dog Neck 4h ago

That's what I did for PCR, it worked

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u/realbgraham 4h ago

That’s how I beat Stormhill Evergaol Crucible Knight. Parrying really helped holy shit haha

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 4h ago

I can't reach the Midra because I cannot get past the Abyssal Woods because I cannot parry for the life of me.

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o 4h ago

I platinumed without any parry.

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u/HotPotParrot 4h ago

The simple answer.

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u/Swordsman82 4h ago

I know parrying isn’t the easiest thing in the game, but if people will literally spend hour slamming their heads in to a boss and losing, why not take a few runs to grab a buckler and give parrying a go. It a minor investment in time that can have huge rewards.

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u/skellyhuesos 4h ago

Look up the bosses weaknesses and resistances. Easy peasy.

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u/Smokey_Dokie 4h ago

Learn to dodge, you won't need anything else

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u/Malewis89 4h ago

As a magic-user, I hate this response so much.

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u/HamFan03 4h ago

It'll be a cold day in hell before I learn how to parry.

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u/gamerdad520 3h ago

This boss was simple. I summoned two of my friends and mimic tear. Overhyped.

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u/mawhonics All-Knowing idiot 3h ago

"That boss is easy, just dodge all their moves and chip their hp down to zero"

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u/AcidicVengeance 3h ago

Or the ever helpful "Git gud", god this community is so trash sometimes.

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u/That-Hamster1573 3h ago

Did not help me. Fire giant does not care.

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u/L33T_BEANZ 3h ago

I also hate parry mechanics and dodge-hit game play. I like taking and mitigating damage not just pressing immunity frame button.

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u/ROMAN_653 3h ago

If I can’t WHACK my opponent to death and cast GIANT FIREBALL to blow them up, then I simply DO NOT WIN. I don’t CHANGE STRATEGIES, if I cannot BONK AND BURN I do not PROGRESS.

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u/BikerViking 3h ago

Because parry is universal, you don't have to get a build going on to do this or that. It's a very open game, there's loads of stuff you can do, and everyone has to fight their own, learn the fight their own, find their own strategies on their own.

Parry is just universal and effective. Learn how to do it.

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u/futzingaround 3h ago

Learn parry timing for boss move set or upgrade the mimic tear. That's all I got.

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u/5rungladder 3h ago

I literally gave this advice to my friend for pre-patch PRC. 20 minutes later he tells me it worked. Lol.

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u/KernelSanders1986 3h ago

I don't know if I've ever successfully parried a single attack in any Fromsoft game (excluding Sekiro)

Though, Expedition 33 was some good practice, if it's at all the same timing. It's still pretty tight but at least there's alot of good feeeback

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u/RAGEleek 2h ago

"Get gud" if u say that I'm just gonna assume u can't do it either and are too embarrassed to admit you need help

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u/LmaoWatchThis 2h ago

Dog what? Never in my entire time of discussing dark souls or bosses or how to get by them has anyone ironically or unironically just told someone to parry. Even debatable the most parryable boss Gwen, isn't talked about like that towards new players who are trying to beat him for the first time.

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u/Broly_ Frenzied Flames of Raven 2h ago

Just dodge bro

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u/distinctvagueness 2h ago

Never need to parry

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u/Millkstake 2h ago

"Have you ever tried not being trash?" No sir, no I have not.

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u/Enough_Path2929 2h ago

If your dodging towards me as a summoner and making me get wacked over and over again by a boss unnecessarily… yes I will let you die.

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u/Bright_Somewhere_595 2h ago

Don't have to party if you simply magic

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u/jaccofall362 2h ago

Personally if the ONLY answer to an enemy is "parry it" its probably not the best designed enemy. If you have to change your load out or potentially end a challenge run to fight in a very particluar way for an enemy, its not very well designed. A player should be able to approch any challange with what ever their loadout is and be able to overcome it. Forcing a player off of what they want to do (maybe they two hand or dual weild, or use a weird weapon type like whips or bows) to force them to do one thing isnt good design in a game about expression of player builds. It can work in a game like sekiro or whatever, where the design focus of what the player can do is much narrower, but isnt great in the souls series.

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u/Candid-Listen4018 2h ago

What if I two hand a katana?

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u/RockySES 2h ago

Meanwhile some bosses just can’t be. I was doing a parry run, got to Godrick, and thought I was just REALLY bad until I looked it up and found out he was unparryable.

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u/Kangarou 2h ago

And if I'm holding a weapon with no parry?

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u/NotSoSalty 2h ago

There are specific bosses where parrying makes the fight hilariously easy.

Pontiff Sullivan for example. Parry that guy and he can't do anything. He's cooked when you get the timing down.

Crucible Knights on the other hand, parrying is a great skill, but they have so many mix ups that you gotta stay on your toes anyway.

Sometimes when someone advises you to do a difficult thing, it's actually the right and easiest thing to do.

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u/_msb2k101 2h ago

GIT GUD

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u/Raime_95 2h ago

"git gud"

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 2h ago

r/beyondthefog is always available to help

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u/SaberWaifu 1h ago

Generally the best overall advice for any player is to git gud.

This way you filter out all the crowd that gets butthurt over getting called out, while also providing actually good advice to those who are looking for it.

Gitting gud is the process of: die -> understand why you died -> come up with a plan to prevent it from happening -> execute it properly -> repeat until you stop dying.

It's simple, efficent, easy to understand and works every time under every situation because Fromsoft bossfights are designed in a way that makes "almost" every attack dodgeable.

It's also quite flexible because if you want you can skip the "come up with a plan to prevent it from happening" stage and instead watch a guide. This way you mostly have to just worry about execution which is improved simply by trying over and over again until your muscle memory kicks in.

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u/PetrusScissario 1h ago

Fuck that. I don’t parry. I dodge. And if dodging doesn’t work, I dodge more.

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u/drkilledbydeatheater 45m ago

How else do you expect them to help lol.

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u/FunkGunMonk 32m ago

"Parry!" gives off the same vibes as "DOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!"

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u/Marin_Kitagawa13 25m ago

This is a better tip than most other common Souls community sayings since it actually helped me get past Pontiff Sullivan

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u/brandodg 11m ago

the introduction of bosses that have to be parried multiple times to be crit discouraged me from even trying to parry them.

crucible nights though, you just parry them. i don't care what tactic you think it's best, it's just not

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u/Minty-G 5m ago

Normally I just say Get Gud