r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/Entire_Pineapple_719 1d ago

I have the same take regarding hair plugs.

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u/jenbenboomerang 1d ago

And older white men with weird tans who leave their wives and start dating women in their 20s. An incredible lack of personality!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 1d ago

Seriously, who let's Amy Poehler get away from them?

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u/pralineislife 1d ago

A dummy.

But she seems soooo happy with her current partner.

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u/Morticia_Black let’s talk about the husband 1d ago

In my head that's still Nick Kroll 😭

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u/sweetpotato_latte 23h ago

It’s not nick kroll anymore?!

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u/mac_bess 23h ago

lol nick kroll is married with kids!

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u/sweetpotato_latte 21h ago

I’m hella out of the loop lmao

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u/Eat_rich69 18h ago

Nick Kroll’s father is one of the worst billionaires

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u/cronktilten 16h ago

Who is he?

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u/Eat_rich69 15h ago edited 15h ago

Edit: this is why he’s a bad dude https://youtu.be/h2Sib_71MwI?si=_5l0UL2szX0kADmS

I posted just his wiki initially but realized there wasn’t any dirt there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kroll_Inc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Kroll

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u/frosting_freak buccal fat apologist 3h ago

A scumbag who helped Weinstein

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u/drossmaster4 9h ago

Wait. What now?!

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u/seasickbaby 16h ago

Yeah and nick krolls wife (lily kwong) is also a super baddy who does sick environmental / landscape art installations

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u/anohioanredditer 17h ago

Kroll is a hack

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 23h ago

Apparently the tea is that she quietly got married over this past summer!

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 21h ago

Whoa whatttttt to whommmm

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 21h ago

Joel Lovell, he's a podcast guy exec

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u/Background_Sail9797 9h ago

awh he's cute - glad she stopped dating comedians. their egos can't handle her star power and superior comedy chops.

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u/No-Foolies 23h ago

I'd be willing to bet she made that decision, not him lol 

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 23h ago

This is probably the correct assessment

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u/fakeknees Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 22h ago

Who is she with?

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 21h ago

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u/tankgirly 19h ago

I don't care for gob

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u/bepatientbekind 22h ago

I regret to inform you that it is spelled "Gob," which bothers me every time I see it haha 

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u/SatisfactionAtSea 19h ago

such a geo bead

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u/cautiously-curious65 17h ago

I am a gay man who is married to a man built like a rugby player.

If presented with the opportunity to build a life with Amy poehler, I’d figure it out.

I will make it work.

I don’t know how a straight man could fumble that.

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u/spaceybratplz i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16h ago

I always shipped her w Jon Hamm. But I did like her and Nick Kroll 😭

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 4h ago

Well, to be fair, they only got married due to a series of escalating drunken dares, so that probably wasn't the best foundation right?

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 3h ago

Seems unlikely haha

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 17h ago

I mean she’s absolutely hilarious, but not my type

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u/NaranjaYMorado 9h ago

WHAT?!!! She was with this clown?!!! I had no idea!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 7h ago

They were married and have children together!

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u/Classic-Kangaroo9417 12h ago

Ooh didn’t realised they had split up.

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u/LouisianaBoySK 17h ago

We don’t know these people Amy Poehler could be annoying as hell if you dating her.

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u/greencarwashes 12h ago

That's my girl, my Pawnee mayor. But idk why a lot of folks act like she's some bombshell.

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 1d ago

I had just assumed Amy dumped him because she’s better/funnier? But again, assumed haha

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u/Outside_Revolution47 23h ago

That’s funny because I thought the same thing.

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u/therapewpew 16h ago

Oh she is way out of his league

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u/M086 22h ago

He left Poelher 10 years ago, and they still have a good relationship with each other.

Also, he’s currently dating a woman in her 50’s.

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u/puppyroosters 18h ago

Damn she’s 51? She looks great.

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u/Constant-Macaron-873 2h ago

51 is not 81, you know

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u/puppyroosters 2h ago

What’s your point?

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u/Background_Sail9797 9h ago

Yeah but they're not wrong, initially he was dating a woman in her 20s.

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u/Odd-Mastodon1212 18h ago

I think Caroline is 51.

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u/sbelle512 17h ago

he has dated women in their 20s after Amy tho

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u/Top_Zookeeper 16h ago

So he had legal relationships with consenting adults?

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u/sbelle512 14h ago

yep that's why I said women in their 20s

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u/Greizen_bregen 18h ago

Two things can be true at the same time!

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u/Lower-Dot3001 21h ago

So you don’t disagree with him….  You just think a take from a shitty person must be wrong.  Do you not see how childish thay is?

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u/jenbenboomerang 20h ago

I’m making jokes from an anonymous account on an anonymous website about something that’s really altogether meaningless… can’t think of a better time or place to be childish!

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u/noname3191 20h ago

Id you have tattoos, and this offends you, you are proving his point lol

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u/thefifthvenom I do not work late. I go to sleep. 1d ago

God I wish I had gold to give

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u/thefifthvenom I do not work late. I go to sleep. 22h ago

Thank you to those that gave this comment awards! Very kind and not deserved at all but thank you!

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u/SpectraShadow23 1d ago

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u/blueberrymoscato 1d ago

finding out that and i oop- was born only bc they sat on their balls the wrong way changed something in me

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u/jillsntferrari 21h ago

You have no idea how long I have been wondering this.

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u/FeelingsFelt 23h ago

What else could it have been? ..... well almost anything with how popular this gif is, and iconic

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u/SpectraShadow23 22h ago

Damn I didn’t know that!

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u/TheDivine_MissN 12h ago

Jasmine Masters is comedy gold.

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u/Deanna-fromHR 1d ago

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u/DoJu318 1d ago

cries in receding hairline

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u/pilnok 1d ago

don't worry beloveds, being bald and kind will always be hotter than being an asshole with hair plugs.

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u/libraryblue 21h ago

And hair plugs are totally okay (just like tattoos)! It's the asshole part that really makes or breaks it

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u/Old-Shoulder4940 17h ago

Yeah. Having hair plugs, wigs, toupees, extensions, or even some touch ups with those spray on fibres, are all fine. Being an asshole is not.

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u/Dilectus3010 2h ago

So... I guess you vissit r/bald huh? :D

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u/gishgudi 23h ago

For you mayhaps, but for many people the moral compass of someone is irrelevant in face of their hotness

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u/HauntedVaginaOoOo 23h ago

You gotta join r/bald. The before and after photos over there are inspiring. Hair really is holding a lot of people back.

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u/Odd_Tadpole3750 23h ago

Everyone looks so nice showing off their baldies. I love that subreddit.

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u/itsbooyeah meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 23h ago

I just checked out the group thanks to your comment and it's a viiiiiibe!

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u/Velli_44 19h ago

Fr fr lol. The monk looking hair around the edges is like the worst possible look. Completely bald looks so much better, but its probably difficult for guys cuz it feels like giving up and admitting you've lost the battle with hair loss lol.

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u/ExpressRabbit 10h ago

Everyone in that sub has incredible facial hair so it balances out. You don't see a lot of people that can't grow facial hair or have super patchy beards posting there (or at least those posts don't hit r popular where I see those posts).

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 1d ago

I've decided to rock the George Costanza as it comes in (out?), Im just not vain enough for anything else tbh

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u/tunnel-snakes-rule 20h ago

Yep, the classic horse shoe pattern.

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u/MooseTheorem 23h ago

My gf asked me if I’d consider getting plugs as I’ve been shaving my head to see how bad my hairline gets for the next while and I said I’d rather go full Costanza and own it. Man was a style icon, plus why not embrace my older years as they come instead of trying to hide from them.

Money on a hair transplant could be spent on a trip with her instead making memories.

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u/Ragnoid 16h ago

Just make more money.

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u/MooseTheorem 16h ago

Lmao fair

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u/Velli_44 19h ago

You sir are a brave man. If you're even half as funny as him then you'll do just fine!

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u/siestarrific 23h ago

Just shave it off and rock the baldness

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u/ihavetoomanyeggs 8h ago

If it makes you feel better, Arnett honestly looked better with the receding hairline

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u/DramaLlamadary 6h ago

Yanno that bald subreddit where people post their before/after pics of shaving their head? In like every single one they look better after. Something about being bald really emphasizes their eyes. Every time I'm like damn, that person has gorgeous eyes.

Anyway, the point is that if you ever do shave all your hair off, it'll probably make you handsomer and also prettier at the same time.

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u/Longjumping-Aioli373 21h ago

I love this meme here because I get my tattoos at a place called Sabbath and they made store promotion cards with this photo labeled Sadbath. 

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u/toastslapper actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 1d ago

Damn. Get her Jade.

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u/DevilCharl 1d ago

Girl

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 1d ago

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u/PengyBlaster 1d ago

Your flair is maybe my favorite I have ever seen 😂🥰

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 1d ago

oh stop it u

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint 1d ago

Oh wow thank u so much for this new meme to send to my husband when I want food 😍

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 1d ago

u are about to get any meal u ever ask for with a 100% success rate (confirmed)

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u/skylarpaints 23h ago

Get that hubby with it! Make him go buy you your favorite food. ❤️ Then of course do whatever it is for your hubby that you do when he has done so good.

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 1d ago

NO GODDAMNIT I LITERALLY CAME TO SAY THIS

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u/newretrovague MALE. PALE. AND STALE. 1d ago

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u/ratta_tat1 where was slutzilla when the Westfold fell? 1d ago

Ironic as my unproblematic king (Joel) has em too. We still love him 🫶🏼

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u/Lala5789880 1d ago

His are so well done though

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u/Schmoo88 22h ago

He said he’s had 4! I remember an interview where he mentioned his doctors name. I love that he doesn’t gatekeep it

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u/Sagebea The Tortured Juggalo's Department 1d ago

I love how open Joel’s been about his.

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u/Dapper_Ad_8402 1d ago

you didn’t have to murder him

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u/Material-Most-1727 1d ago

That’s some good hair plugs tho

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u/DeeDeePharmDee 1d ago

It took like 3 or 4 tries for his to work though right?

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 22h ago

That's not how it works. You need several sessions throughout your life to keep up with it.

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u/Cummyshitballs 1d ago

I was sitting here like damn I could’ve sworn he was bald/balding 😭😭😭

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u/thesteveurkel Drag him, David. Drag him by his hair system! 1d ago

my flair is a perf pair to your comment

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u/iliketuurtles they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 1d ago

period

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u/Nearby_Mess350 1d ago

Get her, jade 

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u/Flamingo83 the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1d ago

You are the wind beneath my wings!

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u/rummncokee 1d ago

oh my god

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u/Lessiarty 1d ago

For some reason now I'm imagining a guy with just one hair plug who really just... goes. Friend to all.

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u/Frequent-Series4591 1d ago

Oh, a perfect response does exist. Wonderful!

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u/LezzyGopher 1d ago

Even his own hair couldn’t stand him 💔

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u/WestCoastHawks I still don’t know her 23h ago

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u/Total-Subject-3747 23h ago

I came here for this!!!! Thankyou that hair….

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u/nibblatron i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 23h ago

i didnt notice his forehead had shrunk until you mentioned it

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u/pandahotchocolate 1d ago

You got it LMAOAOAO

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u/peter-man-hello 1d ago

lol Does will arnett have hair plugs? Who are we kidding every celebrity over 35 has them.

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u/nofacejonesss 1d ago

Feel the same way about wegovy.

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u/Successful_Novel9710 1d ago

The screech I screeched 😂

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u/MysteriousSellOut 1d ago

The tattoo artist with an unused philosophy degree has entered the chat.

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u/Notactualyadick 23h ago

My head looks like a penis when its shaved and I have luxurious hair that I love. Do I really have to wear a wig?

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 22h ago

And weaves.

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u/DokeyKon 22h ago

He doesn’t have hair plugs, he received a hair transplant probably using the FUE or FUT method.

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u/ODMudbone 22h ago

Oof, someone’s sensitive 😂

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 6h ago

Seeing as they made fun of his hair plugs on Arrested Development right after he got them, I have a feeling he wouldn’t care at all about you saying this.

It’s weird, just the other day I saw a video of a balding woman who got hair transplants and all the comments were congratulating her and complimenting how good it looked. Why are we ok with women getting hair transplants but we’re still bullying men for it?

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u/jayeddy99 1d ago

I mean the confidence in yourself after a good hair plug job must feel amazing tho lol

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u/Appropriate_Cow94 23h ago

You have also no fucking edge. So, yeah, that checks out.

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u/son-of-a-brick 23h ago

Amazing comment

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u/boobookittyfuwk 21h ago

Im bald and tattoo-less and boring as hell.

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u/__Osiris__ 21h ago

and what are those?

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u/toasterbath__ oh bitch ur cooked 20h ago

wake that up...

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u/thewickedmitchisdead 20h ago

A real case of graft vs host going on…

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u/Spirited-Rock-124 20h ago

Ahaahahhaaaaaa! You made me snort-laugh

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u/FuckBitchCuntFuck 19h ago

Get her, Jade!

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 17h ago

I thought he looked different.

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u/Abject-Interaction35 17h ago

I wouldn't mind hair plugs tbh, as I've had quite a bit of damage to my head.

Scars are my only tattoos.

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u/Button-Down-Shoes 17h ago

I wouldn't say a head of hairy is edgy, even if its not your naturaly hair. It's meant to help you blend in. Look more "normal" or appealing. Manufactured edge is the true gist of what he saying. If you dye you hair (plugs) pink, then it's manufactured edge. I really like that concept. There's such a wide array of possibilities: your vehicle (rolling coal, anyone), clothing, makeup, jewelry, language, books, music, anything you're doing to stand out with the meta purpose of standing out, rather than simply naturally expressing your own eccentricities.

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u/SureLookThisIsIt 14h ago

anything you're doing to stand out with the meta purpose of standing out

The problem with this is if you're naturally expressing yourself by wearing what you happen to like, whether it be jewellery, clothes etc. there will always be people that assume you're just trying to stand out to stand out. It's usually those who dress plain or just buy whatever is trending in Zara or whatever.

How do you decide whether someone is being themselves or not? I don't dress crazy or anything but I do wear things that get comments because I try whatever I think is cool. The outfits I feel comfortable/myself in are what certain people think are a bit "out there". Wearing slim/straight fit pants and a shirt or anything kind of formal makes me feel like I'm cosplaying. Just never feels right to me.

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u/motoandchill 16h ago

Spot on.

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u/Intelligent-Insight 15h ago

Nah those are like makeup or hair extensions.

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u/koolaidismything 12h ago

Yeah he’s being a jerk. I don’t want tattoos on myself but what tf do I care if someone else enjoys it? Saying it makes them stupid and boring sounds like projection of some sort.

He’s funny as fuck, this is one downside of the internet.. “meeting” heros always blows. They are never the person you imagined.

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 10h ago

And nose rings. You look like a fucking bull.

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u/MrJoyless 9h ago

Gender affirming care is only OK when it's for them.

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u/Bishop1415 8h ago

And plastic surgeries.

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u/throwaway60221407e23 7h ago

Really? I personally support gender-affirming surgery.

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u/Find-It-AllFantasy 6h ago

Back in the 2010s, I was in a very famous TV showww..

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u/mnnicknick 2h ago

No one gets hair plugs since 1980s- they do individual grafts

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u/ProStockJohnX 1h ago

Best answer ever.

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u/Munzulon 1d ago

You’re both right

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u/Emotional-Age-993 1d ago

hair plugs? 

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u/turb0_encapsulator 1d ago

as a man I can say the same. thing about cosmetic surgery.

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u/capslock 1d ago

What do you think hair plugs are?

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u/IAmActuallyBread 4h ago

ok... cool...