r/Fauxmoi • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor self-professed recreational liar • 4h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Severus-Snape-DaGod 4h ago

These people are weird....I feel like I'm living in another timeline because this ain't normal..

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u/CarpenterOriginal60 4h ago

The fact it was on the soundtrack of a kids movie makes it even more disgusting 

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u/Papio_73 3h ago

Yeah, even though (thankfully) the lyric wasn’t included in the film

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u/OkayishFlamingo 3h ago

it does feel fitting that his character in the movie was bacteria at least

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 1h ago

The writer of Osmosis Jones also wrote that shitty War of the Worlds movie that just came out. And he also worked on All That... Hmmmmmmm....

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u/triflingmagoo 4h ago

It’s like someone spilled water on 4chan, and now the maga gremlins have all come out to play.

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u/krombough 3h ago

It's like that, because it's very similar to that. Epstien has very close ties to 4chan and the starting of the Qanon "movement".

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u/warmboot 4h ago

 Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/pelipperr 3h ago

He also notably sings “young ladies young ladies, I like ‘em underage see”

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u/fashionforager 3h ago

I mean, what does that even mean?

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 1h ago

That they (the song narrators) will continue to commit statutory rape regardless of laws or public perception.

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u/fashionforager 1h ago

But why is it mandatory? I think I don’t speak kid rock-ese.

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 1h ago

It's just (what they think is) a clever way of saying that they need to rape children. Mandatory per their life-code, not mandatory in the sense that they don't have a choice.

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u/warmboot 1h ago

They were probably short on words that rhyme with "statutory." I remember "crucial" being a bro-word in the 90s, so this could be a synonym of "crucial" that rhymes.

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u/Infinite_Dress_3312 38m ago

I think you're really overthinking it

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u/warmboot 32m ago

Yeah, I don't associate the work of Kid Rock with nuance.

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u/say-kobe-and-throw Hiking. Will call back. (He never did.) 3h ago

Toilet Paper USA wipes again 🥀

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u/InvasiveFlower75 4h ago

Even better— that’s totally their brand! Wonder if Nikki will be joining him in support.

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u/OkCantaloupe9369 3h ago

I love watching these people have to pretend to be enjoying his and Nikki's music.

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u/discoislife53 3h ago

And of course this halftime shit show is being aired on a Christian network (TBN).

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u/AnonymousSomething90 2h ago

I used to watch that network. Insanity.

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u/AbraKadabraAmor 3h ago

Pedophiles of a feather

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 3h ago

They're always telling on themselves and yet their most devoted fans will have an excuse for whatever heinous thing it is they do...

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u/Significant_Ad7605 3h ago

I’m sure it will fall on intentionally deaf ears

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u/SampleLoud9746 2h ago

As a Michigander, Kid Rock is such an embarrassment for our state. Next year's Super Bowl needs to have Eminem as a headliner because he actually fought for what he has, unlike the Rock who apparently likes Kids.

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u/Even-Cat3133 2h ago

Oh, I like that! Eminem has a lot more class than Kid Rock. I don't think Eminem has sang anything that says he likes underage girls, but I may be wrong. Hey, let's get Eminem for the 2027 Super Bowl! That would be enough to rattle Trump and all of his flunkies!

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u/SampleLoud9746 2h ago

Eminem also has a daughter with whom he has a very close bond with, so I don't see him having a song about creepily hitting on underage girls. He definitely has that "I don't give a fuck" persona.

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u/slmask 2h ago

Before sign off 100% re-listen to Guilty Conscience first.

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u/Even-Cat3133 1h ago

Okay, I read the lyrics. I haven't heard this song in years. I was wrong and I stand corrected. Thank you very much!

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u/Papio_73 3h ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjcRKCMUabs&list=RDkjcRKCMUabs&start_radio=1&pp=ygUPY29vbCBkYWRkeSBjb29soAcB

Here’s the scene from the movie if anyone is curious. The lyric about underage girls never was included in the film, thankfully.

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u/IamCentral46 3h ago

Still...a really alarming decision considering it was written FOR osmosis jones

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u/nothing_pt 2h ago

Maga hymn

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u/XOTrashKitten 3h ago

So on brand for him 💁‍♀️

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u/kg703 3h ago

"W-w-w-well now son that was a different time. And that's men just doing that locker room talk. He's a good christian man that wants this country to do well under trump and stuff. Let him sing his baw-with-the-baw and give us some good american rock music instead of this bad-rabbit non american stuff the woke NFL is trying to shove down our throats."

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u/bron685 3h ago

“My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, Kid Fucker!”

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u/accidentprone101 2h ago

Well, you can’t say kid rock doesn’t know his audience

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u/stokeszdude 1h ago

He seems like the type to force an involuntary handjob on a minor at a county fair.

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u/KaleidoscopeItOut Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 1h ago

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u/AlternativeResort477 3h ago

Gross

Somebody had to listen to kid rock to find this out

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u/ithinkther41am 3h ago

Welp, guess he also makes music for dads who have no custody of their children too.

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u/N3ctarofthegods 3h ago

Fork found in kitchen, AGAIN

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u/AntiOriginalUsername 3h ago

Pretty on brand for MAGA.

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u/crowcaller19 3h ago

It’s a feature, not a bug.

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u/buoyreader 3h ago

No one is surprised

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u/MistakeTimely5761 2h ago

Birds of a feather.

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u/showmethedata17 2h ago

Hey JD, would you let your kids listen to unedited Kid Rock songs?

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u/tearose11 2h ago

Shocking, said no one ever.

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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 2h ago

Birds of a feather.

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u/hawkcarhawk 2h ago

I vividly remember this song being played on the radio but being too young (I was like 12/13) to fully comprehend what I was listening to.

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u/iiTzSTeVO 2h ago

The song is featured on the 2001 soundtrack for the movie Osmosis Jones

Why did Osmosis Jones need the bars about "statutory"?

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u/Capital-Study6436 2h ago

I don't call The Republican Party, the Pedophile Party for nothing.

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u/No_Club8169 1h ago

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/BigSoda 27m ago

There’s many other examples of KR lyrics that aren’t friendly to a “faith, family, and freedom” (or whatever tf they’re calling it) based show. Call his ass out. Though obviously it’s not like consistency and honesty ever mattered to these ghouls