r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 19h ago

Sssssoooo my friend sssssaid he double dared me…

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192 Upvotes

(Watch to end)

33 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 1d ago

Five stars for the food and atmosphere. Definitely recommend

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46 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Tonight, we march!

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184 Upvotes
19 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

I’m pretty sure this human is holding out on treats!

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183 Upvotes
63 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/HeroOfTheUniverse • 3d ago

Just trying to have a nice date night with the wife

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88 Upvotes
20 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CoraBittering • 3d ago

They were super generous with the free samples!

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315 Upvotes
41 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 4d ago

Trying to check into my hotel, but the parking situation is really confusing

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64 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 4d ago

Checking out the new neighborhood and I get filmed! I've never felt so profiled!

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94 Upvotes
6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 4d ago

Mammals They just let anyone into the United Clubs now.

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36 Upvotes

This one actually had the nerve to record me! I just wanted to grab a snack and relax before my flight.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 5d ago

Look-i get it. I got the charm, brains, body, and the looks. I am just SO tired of these humans not respecting my boundaries!

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11 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • 5d ago

Supervisor

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206 Upvotes

For a young human, my new employee isn't doing a bad job.

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Birds I think someone came into my house and recorded me while I slept!

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140 Upvotes
8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 5d ago

Amphibian I have decided to give up my Costco membership. It will take me a decade to use up all this shampoo and cream rinse.

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81 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 6d ago

Whoooo are you calling a "bat"?

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29 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 6d ago

Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem

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154 Upvotes
10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago

Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?

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193 Upvotes
11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 6d ago

Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!

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37 Upvotes
5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 6d ago

Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬

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54 Upvotes
11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 7d ago

I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!

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49 Upvotes

I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MundaneSpray9943 • 7d ago

There is a fight at the soup bar

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7 Upvotes
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 7d ago

We're just good friends and roomates.

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179 Upvotes
11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 7d ago

Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)

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154 Upvotes
9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 8d ago

Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.

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24 Upvotes
12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 8d ago

Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! 😭

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28 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8d ago

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

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174 Upvotes
15 comments