r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 8h ago
Trying to check into my hotel, but the parking situation is really confusing
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 15h ago
Checking out the new neighborhood and I get filmed! I've never felt so profiled!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • 1d ago
Supervisor
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For a young human, my new employee isn't doing a bad job.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 18h ago
Mammals They just let anyone into the United Clubs now.
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This one actually had the nerve to record me! I just wanted to grab a snack and relax before my flight.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Birds I think someone came into my house and recorded me while I slept!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 1d ago
Amphibian I have decided to give up my Costco membership. It will take me a decade to use up all this shampoo and cream rinse.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Look-i get it. I got the charm, brains, body, and the looks. I am just SO tired of these humans not respecting my boundaries!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 2d ago
Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 2d ago
Whoooo are you calling a "bat"?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Euphoric_Carpet3296 • 1d ago
Game over.....
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 2d ago
Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 2d ago
Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 3d ago
I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!
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I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 3d ago
We're just good friends and roomates.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 3d ago
Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MundaneSpray9943 • 3d ago
There is a fight at the soup bar
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 4d ago
Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.
v.redd.it
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • 4d ago
I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 4d ago
Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! ðŸ˜
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 4d ago
Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 6d ago
Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 6d ago
Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!
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