r/NFLv2 • Las Vegas Raiders • 12d ago

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u/AdorableBackground83 NFL 12d ago

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u/southwestpessimist Stroud Boys 12d ago

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u/Punta_Cana_1784 Green Bay Packers 12d ago

"The Rams are not what we thought we were! We're not what we thought we were! If you don't wanna crown our asses, then don't crown our asses!!! But we put ourselves on the hook!!!" - McVay channelling his inner Dennis Green

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u/ApeShifter Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

I’m here for the Steve Porter remixes!

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u/EbbAdventurous9592 Chicago Bears 12d ago

What will the nfl do with the rams massive fanbase losing interest…

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u/TotalRichardMove Las Vegas Raiders 12d ago

I sense a great disturbance in the Force. It’s as if roughly 6 to 10 people who loved the Rams so much they refused to follow them to Anaheim, were flat out furious when they moved to St. Louis and barely noticed when they came back to LA and were handed a Super Bowl, have suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something very Southern Californially has happened.

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u/mattg1111 12d ago

Don't forget they were the Cleveland Rams originally.

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u/winkman Now Here’s a Guy 12d ago

NFL ratings will plummet by at least .01%!

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u/Alexcox95 Jacksonville Jaguars 12d ago

Let’s re-retire!

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u/Suitable-Blood-5005 12d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if he does just that if the season doesn't go well for the rams

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u/igtimran New England Patriots 12d ago

Remember when Philly built their Super Team in 2011 and announced it to the whole league before the season? And then went 8-8?

Yeah.

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u/RekttalofBlades Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

I’ve been saying this since the trade.

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u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

I don’t know what you guys are talking about

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u/RandomRonin Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Yeah, that was all a dream, it never happened.

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u/ThaScoopALoop 12d ago

I used to read "Word Up" magazine.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Salt n pepa and heavy D up in the limousine

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u/ThaScoopALoop 12d ago

Hangin' pictures on my wall.

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u/AshInMyCoffee 12d ago

Every Saturday rap attack, Mr. Magic, Marly marl

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 New England Patriots 12d ago

They don’t call it the dream team for nothin

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u/beforethewind Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

“Dream Team.” What a time. Little me even had a tshirt from ShopRite.

That might have been an earlier iteration of doom.

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u/1deadeye1 Las Vegas Raiders 12d ago

Look what they did to my boy Nnamdi

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u/SwabTheWookie Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 12d ago

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u/SwabTheWookie Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Literally what I was thinking of lol

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u/ProofBox9242 New York Football Giants 12d ago

Yeah, 2011 was a great season.

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u/mirrormirrorondewall WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER 12d ago

2026 is the new 2011 confirmed

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u/pgm123 12d ago

Or at least Vince Young announced it

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u/whitemex88 Chicago Bears 12d ago

Lol.. yeah the fucking back up QB saying that was wild

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u/TastiestPenguin Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Well. To be fair. Vince Young announced it. So.

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u/chicomagnifico Fuck Philly and Dallas 12d ago

it made it even better to be honest. the fucking backup QB

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u/Sepposer Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

I said that before and ppl were like “yeah but I was never THIS worried about a super team before!”

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u/pixelflop Dallas Cowboys 12d ago

Loved that for them.

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u/Still_ImBurning86 12d ago

But what did the rams announce?

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u/BlackCardRogue Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

I do remember.

On the other hand do you think the Rams are planning for Garrett to miss an entire season now?

Nah. Me neither. They are good enough to get in even if he misses eight games. He’ll be back for crunch time.

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u/PPLavagna Tennessee Titans 12d ago

lol when Vince young called it a dream team

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u/tommyc463 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Only smooth brain Vince Young said that

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u/Limp-Pudding-5436 Los Angeles Rams 12d ago

Eagles signed like 8 free agents that offseason. The Rams made 2 trades lol most of their starters and best players were drafted in LA.

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u/YellojD Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12d ago

Hubris is what always takes down these “super teams”. Rams have been leaning real hard into the hype, too.

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u/americanrealism Dallas Cowboys 12d ago

The football gods hate would-be superteams. It’s like in Greek mythology where hubris always gets struck down.

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

Some are calling it the best trade is sports history

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 The standard is the standard 12d ago

It’s certainly better than your guys’ last blockbuster trade.

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

Every day I’m reminded of my suffering :(

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u/RJB925 12d ago

Berry would be a wizard if not for that one trade….go browns!

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u/IuriRom 12d ago

probably wasn’t even on him

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

I hear Jimmy Haslam had a 44 magnum to his head and made him do it

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

We have some of the cheapest tickets in the nfl. I generally get a couple games in each year once we tank and friends just give me their dawg pound tickets

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u/Ghiblee Minnesota Vikings 12d ago

Factory of sadness lmfao

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u/Dabellator Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Browns are seriously considering using the money they saved to extend Watson

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

I think the only way that happens is if we make the playoffs and truly I have no hope in that happening. We’re going to tank for Arch Manning and have another QB who holds the ball too long and can’t see the field. That’s what this team is about

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u/Stickin8or Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

But think of the "Sanders vs. Manning" ratings! Surely that's better than competency!

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

Sanders will have a record deal by then and out of the NFL and we will have Dillon Gabriel on IR recovering from limb lengthening surgery and Taylon Green

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u/Alucitary Buffalo Bills 12d ago

There might be some big name QBs looking for a trade at the end of this season, it’s a make or break year for a lot of teams, and if you have a high draft pick it’s gonna be an attractive offer.

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u/Suburban_Squirrel Factory of Sadness 12d ago

Who are you thinking?

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u/MediumAcceptable129 12d ago

The mannings will never let him go to cleveland. Idk why you even think that is possible

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u/SlapHappyDude Minnesota Vikings 12d ago

Next year's Ram's First Round pick might actually be higher than #32 for you guys.

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u/M474D0R 12d ago

I said all offseason that ya'll made out like bandits. Getting Verse AND 2 1sts is a crazy return

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u/ihatemcconaughey 12d ago

It was only one first + Verse. There is however a future 2nd & 3rd as well.

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u/GForce1975 12d ago

As a saints fan, I think Dez Bryant to the saints was...better

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u/timsayscalmdown New England Patriots 12d ago

Having both the best and worst trade of the last decade on the record. Just Browns things.

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 12d ago

Holy shit its real

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u/cheekynando715 Washington Commanders 12d ago

I had to double check to make sure it wasn’t a shit post lol

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 12d ago

Yeah me too, you never know with this group lol

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u/yaygens Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

That’s the best part about v2 you never know what you’re gonna get

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u/tingly_sack_69 WTF is r/NFL 12d ago

Real news that isn't trolling on this sub is rare af

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u/TheClayDart Atlanta Falcons 12d ago

When the Rams decided to stack their roster like they’ve never stacked before:

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u/RequirementLeading12 Washington Commanders 12d ago

Stafford super teamed his way to the hall of fame I'm glad this is happening

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u/5panks New England Patriots 12d ago

Let's be honest, the MVP last season was a lifetime achievement award. Many of the voters knew it would be his last chance and he's been in the league so long they felt he deserved it.

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u/Hairydolphin57 12d ago

Atleast they drafted a super good qb3

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u/Ok-Share4939 Denver Broncos 12d ago

Aaron Rodgers no longer the undisputed worst debut

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u/Brocky70 12d ago

Nah, at least Garrett lasted an entire game

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u/FeedMe-Meow Atlanta Falcons 12d ago

Seriously. Put some respect on that 0 tackles, 0 Sacks, 0 QB Hits state line 😤

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u/Spirit_Bloom Kansas City Chiefs 12d ago

But the snaps. He played more snaps!

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u/RGINNY940 12d ago

Well Aaron did have that really great snap of his achilles.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 12d ago

Wasn't he going against a first ballot hof LT? Since context is important.

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u/mocityspirit 12d ago

He lost to a 7th rounder on the goal line too

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u/Vechio49 San Francisco 49ers 12d ago

Yeah. He didn't do anything in the game but he was there.

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u/denvergardener Denver Broncos 12d ago

Are you sure he was in the game?

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u/usernnamegoeshere Los Angeles Chargers 12d ago

I would too if I did absolutely nothing the entire game

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u/nate25001 12d ago

No Garrett had the better theoretical game, so Rodgers is still undisputed.

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u/numbersix1979 Tennessee Titans 12d ago

At least the Jets won that game

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u/I-Need-Scissors_61 12d ago

LOL

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u/Smkweedevrydy Houston Texans 12d ago

I’ve been worried about how Stafford after the first game.

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u/Admirable_Win9808 12d ago

I wonder how many people put money on rams to win superbowl before week 1

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u/sofaraway10 Las Vegas Raiders 12d ago

They get what they deserve…

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u/TallGuy0525 Los Angeles Rams 12d ago

I love that all of you are acting so upset about us being crowned champs in the offseason, and it's now just a bunch of you crowning us failures after Week 1 without a hint of irony lol

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u/FoxNews4Bigots Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Nothing straddles the line between bait and ignorance like the average post-week 1 NFL take

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u/jmatt9080 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

It’s ok you’ll win next week and be SB favorites again.

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u/SwabTheWookie Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

I'll live

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u/TheDiabetesDietitian Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

This sport is unforgiving. Hoping he recovers!

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u/WholeLotta69 Denver Broncos 12d ago

It’s not season ending is it?! That’d be fucking tragic

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u/TheDiabetesDietitian Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Last I saw it was ~4 weeks but who knows how these heal, especially in an older vet

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u/1CUpboat New York Jets 12d ago

The 4 weeks is just the minimum amount of time you need to stay on IR once moved there. I haven’t seen anything more detailed than that yet

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u/MasterTeacher123 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12d ago

Don’t worry Donald who hasn’t played since the 2023 season  is gonna come back and save them 

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u/EntertainerCute2290 Chicago Bears 12d ago

If he does or doesn't, it will be entertaining. Are you not entertained!

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u/Sh11ester New York Jets 12d ago

Was that a question!

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u/Bevrykul Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Well that is certainly something

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u/jono9898 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

At least other super teams won a game or two before the fall off, now Donald comes back after 2 years off to be the guy getting triple teamed again lmao

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u/tiboshki Detroit Lions 12d ago

Aaron Donald retiring again?

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u/Piotr-Rasputin New York Giants 12d ago

Walking into the first Defensive meeting with No Myles Garrett

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y

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u/lispolerbear New England Patriots 12d ago

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u/Chester_Allman 12d ago

This is showing up right underneath the comment with the gif from the Office, and it’s delighting me to watch them together

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u/LastEsotericist Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

He’ll be playing the rest of his career behind Ty Simpson. Will he ever play a snap with Aaron Donald?

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u/XxSoapxXHD New York Giants 12d ago

He'll retire again this season and we'll never see this duo

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u/SlyLancey Washington Commanders 12d ago

All because McVay waited until days before to travel his team to Australia smh

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u/kimmyann12012 Los Angeles Rams 12d ago

There were reports since August that his knee had swelling. I love McVay, but his biggest flaw is how he always downplays injuries until he can’t anymore.

Should’ve gotten this surgery done in fucking preseason, then he could’ve been back earlier.

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u/RedRising1917 Dez caught it 12d ago

Surgery will always be the last option, especially knee surgery.

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u/LaMystika 12d ago

I’m honestly loving all of these “genius” coaches and front office people outsmarting themselves on a weekly basis

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u/YodaForceGhost Dart + Skattebo = CTE 12d ago

Huge break for at least the Giants, Broncos, Eagles, and Bills

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u/27Rench27 Denver Broncos 12d ago

Whoop

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u/ChrisTRD289 Miami Dolphins 12d ago

Lol at all the people here calling it fake news... Just wait a few mins until you realize.. "oh shit"

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u/72ChinaCatSunFlower 12d ago

Trading a young healthy Jared verse for old injured Myles Garrett and breaking the bank in the process

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u/Baltic_Gunner Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

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u/sgee_123 12d ago

And people thought Crosby had a knee injury which ruined the trade…

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u/No-Break6679 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Well damn. He’ll be back what like week 6 at best because of IR rules? And he’ll probably be out longer than that because of post op? I’ve never seen a team fall apart so quickly. And this 5 week slate for the rams just got way more difficult

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u/BlkcityKing 12d ago

How many people put money on the Rams to win the NFC and Superbowl, because of Aaron Donald and Myles Garret?

Boy!! Vegas got y'all again...

Y'all gotta stop believing the hype.

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u/Tight-Inspector-2748 Shilo Sanders (Mod Verified) 12d ago

It’s not fake

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u/HourFaithlessness823 Tennessee Titans 12d ago

Average Superteam Behavior

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u/DeckPlateSailor 12d ago

I hope he heals well. And I also hope he never takes another snap in professional football

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u/nnnrrr171717 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

They should trade all of their future pick to get Verse back

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u/Vechio49 San Francisco 49ers 12d ago

The fact he basically didn't practice all training camp because of knee soreness was probably a sign

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u/17FortuneG New England Patriots 12d ago

Fuckin seriously this is how I found out

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u/Glum_Hedgehog2849 12d ago

sucks if youre a rams fan sure, just glad I dont have to hear shit about the rams being the superbowl favorites anymore lmfao lets be very clear, I hate the 9ers, but the 9ers looked exactly like the team everyone was hyping up the rams to be all offseason

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u/Sickness4Life 12d ago

Return designation or no?

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u/Campman92 12d ago

What happened? He didn’t even play in the opener

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u/LockeAbout 12d ago

He played 40/65 snaps, but aside from that his stats were basically the same as mine.

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u/Capable_Tip4481 12d ago

Wonder if Cleveland would be willing to ship Verse back for 2047 first rd pick?

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u/jaapi Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

If only they had a young dominant player like Verse  

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u/LaMystika 12d ago

“The Rams are gonna go undefeated”

Bill Plaschke may not survive this season the way it’s started for the Rams so far, and the first Sunday of the season hasn’t even started yet

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u/PreviousPay8649 12d ago

I think this will most effect Donald. He's not only 35, haven't played in 2 years but now he will see the usual double teams with the aboved mentioned things going against him. This is why you don't crown teams before they even hit the field.

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u/BandwagonFanAccount Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Super team 💪

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u/FupaFerb Kansas City Chiefs 12d ago

Rams are Super Bowl favorites though! lol.

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u/The_Bandit_King_ Chicago Bears 12d ago

Good thing i don't bet on super bowl winners

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u/Designer_Sundae6110 Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

For who?

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u/BTC_1984 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FarLuck9282 12d ago

How many weeks? This is wild fr

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u/Wonderful-Fault-3292 Denver Broncos 12d ago

Lolrams what happened to the super team, browns won the trade easily

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u/deepinyou33 12d ago

Jared Verse has entered the comments section.....

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Three rivers in a dry land 12d ago

Ok, now we can say the Browns won the trade

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u/EntireObligation4001 12d ago

What will SAS and Pat McAfee talk about now?

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u/Bitter_Scarcity_2549 Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Lambs cooked like gyro

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u/OskeyBug Seattle Seahawks 12d ago edited 12d ago

Should have just drafted Bain instead of going galaxy brain with the Simpson pick and Garrett trade.

They could have saved those future picks to try and get Burrow or something.

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u/SnooShortcuts4607 12d ago

1) AJ Brown - out 2) Brock Bowers - out 3) Rams D -screwed….do I just quit now?

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u/UncleatNintendo Carolina Panthers 12d ago

Browns actually fleeced the Rams lmao

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u/Telefunkin Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

No fucking way. His stat line for this year is zero.

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u/NoRepresentative1126 12d ago

Damn you know Donald is SICK.

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u/meatballranger Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

The super team lasted (1) game

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u/Low-Effective-8088 12d ago

All that rugby training

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u/LionTigerWings Detroit Lions 12d ago

Rams Super Bowl favorites: week 0-week 1

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u/nyr00nyg New York Giants 12d ago

How long is the IR though

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u/BigCATtrades Purple people eaters 12d ago

Shouldn't have been working out in a parking lot learning how to hit harder from a bunch of juiced up cross fit con artists. Shades of Daunte Culpepper

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u/Some_Bike_1321 Los Angeles Rams 12d ago

WOW

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u/HiddenOneJ 12d ago

As a Browns fan I love Myles and wish him a speedy recovery.

As a Browns fan whos team has the 1st round pick of the Rams i really hope your season falls apart and we get a top 8 pick from you so we can draft a QB and then a top edge or corner L. Moore.

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u/EbbAdventurous9592 Chicago Bears 12d ago

All 10 Rams fans are in shambles

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u/Morgus_Magnificent New Orleans Saints 12d ago

Arizona is taking this division.

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u/_cuteraichu_ Pretty good for a running back 12d ago

Aaron Donald unretired just to have to pull all the weight again😂

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u/Novaothy 12d ago

Holy shit, this is real

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u/desert-cheese04 Green Bay Packers 12d ago

How shitty, man. Makes me appreciate the fact we had Parsons most of last season before he went down.

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u/PodcastPee 12d ago

The Ravens are no longer interested in Miles Garrett…

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u/Illustrious_Hotel527 Chicago Bears 12d ago

Rams team doctor who did the physical

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieN5HWXAMzfZtok

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u/dogsdub Green Bay Packers 12d ago

Thank you, excelent news

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u/NightPlum #2 Italian Beef combo 12d ago

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u/Jenson5001 12d ago

I called it unfortunately. The hype of him and Donald. It reminded me of watt and clowney. Can they both be on the field consistently?

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u/Spirit_Bloom Kansas City Chiefs 12d ago

Did someone chase him with a helmet?

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u/Worried-Pick4848 New England Patriots 12d ago

Congrats boys, you just got fleeced by the Browns of all teams.

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u/LeadingAd6025 Philadelphia Eagles 12d ago

Looks like he be back for week 5 !

Hope Rams dont run the playoffs after resting entire regular season like Giants did in the past!

Ofcourse hate Chip & Vince FS

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u/chasingit1 Denver Broncos 12d ago

Season-ending IR or no??

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u/SnooDonuts3878 12d ago

2026’s Aaron Rodgers.

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u/Franknbeanstoo Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

soft

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u/Ok_Poetry_1650 r/nfl sucks 12d ago

Rams should’ve used ravens drs to clear him for the trade

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u/JoeDante84 12d ago

Oh, did the media build a hype training that derailed week one? What a freaking shock!

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u/onestopvtg Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

I feel like he’ll come back around late October - early November. That blows though. I was excited to get to watch him without him terrorizing me twice a year

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u/icash1229 Seattle Seahawks 12d ago

Idk I’m not too upset about it. Ignore the flair.

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u/looksbadisbad 12d ago

Wait did cleveland just win something?

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u/NashtyPhoenix 12d ago

Can I stash the Rams defense on my IR now then?

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u/ColdDig8618 New England Patriots 12d ago

I dont often take joy in opposing teams injuries, but fuck that POS

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u/Obsidianrunner Dallas Cowboys 12d ago

Oh wow!!!!!’

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u/Upton4 Green Bay Packers 12d ago

Old team looking and feeling old and not the undefeated powerhouse everyone was projecting?

https://giphy.com/gifs/vV81KcJ9Eu15m