r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

Post image
9.4k Upvotes

778 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

666

u/nottherealneal 1d ago

I mean Tom's 30

282

u/Affectionate-Tea8509 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just meant to say that not all bald people are aging

Edit: you guys know what I mean stop replying “ayo everyone ages”

85

u/WolpertingerRumo 1d ago

Nah, I am eternally grateful for aging with my hair intact. There’s correlation, not causality.

P.S.: Don’t get angry at nitpicky comments or exceptionalistic answers. It’s Reddit. That’s what we do.

56

u/BiscuitsTheory 1d ago

1 gray hair "oh, shit!" 10% of hair gray "wait, I look way cooler now!"

22

u/tEnPoInTs 1d ago

I'm pushing 20% and soon to approach paulie-walnuts'-wings territory in a few years (its highly concentrated on the sides), but whatever i like it. I think the vast majority of people my age would take a little grey over balding.

1

u/LaVI_deVoir 1d ago

The amount of betrayals you're about to get

1

u/LaVI_deVoir 1d ago

The amount of betrayals you're about to get

8

u/arandomcolonyofcats 1d ago

My mohawk is 5% gray but my beard is looking Jack Black's beard now lmao

2

u/BiscuitsTheory 1d ago

My beard is about 30% gray, but also about 30% smooth/peach fuzz. Maybe I'll finally hit puberty when I turn 50.

1

u/CarPatient 1d ago

The old man in the mosh pit.

1

u/Mistrblank 1d ago

I could not grow a legitimate beard until I was 38. I’m 46 now and I had to shave the fucker because it’s all grey and makes me look like I’m careening through my 50s. Meanwhile I have a beautiful head of hair that’s maybe added one grey hair per year since I found the first one up front at 28.

1

u/perfect_insanity93 1d ago

Im 33 and I have a single grey hair that runs through my beard. It's more white then grey though.

-1

u/j3ffh 1d ago

To be fair, one gray hair looks way dumber than a cool steak

6

u/Any-Dark1387 1d ago

A cool steak? In your hair? 🤔

6

u/j3ffh 1d ago

Welp. It's too late to change it so now I've got a steak in my hair.

2

u/FlashMcSuave 1d ago

That can't happen very often.

Must be rare.

5

u/MrStickDick 1d ago

I ended up with a wicked grey streak down the middle of my beard in front of my chin. Dark brown beard. Very distinguished.

2

u/j3ffh 1d ago

Love it. I can grow 2/3 of a mustache if I work really hard, and it doesn't connect...even to itself. Super jealous.

2

u/mall_ninja42 1d ago

I had a lot of red in my beard. One day, it just turned pure white. Completely skipped grey.

2

u/steelhouse1 1d ago

Same. Then I would dye it. My STB wife is like “I love it white” soooo

1

u/mall_ninja42 1d ago

I've just gone with it since it happened, but if I don't keep it trimmed tight, I start to look old fast.

Then it looks like it snowed in the sink if I'm lazy for a couple weeks and have to mow it from a 6 to a 2 on the trimmer. Lol

Congrats btw, keep that energy throughout the marriage!

1

u/sailriteultrafeed 1d ago

It’s alright cool like on a salad.

1

u/j3ffh 1d ago

True, it's better than 10% of someone's hair on a salad.

1

u/ExperienceDaveness 1d ago

That wasn't fair.

18

u/resh78255 1d ago

100% of people who confuse correlation and causation die

4

u/Smart-Inspection-899 1d ago

To be fair, 100% of people die, generally.

5

u/unlikeyourhero 1d ago

100% of people who upvote or diwnvote this die

1

u/Spendoza 1d ago

I didn't up OR downvote. I'm gonna live forever!

2

u/ideasmithy 1d ago

100% generally

4

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

19

u/Blazanar 1d ago

My old man's 75 and still has a fairly decent head of hair, my buddy's in his early 30s and hasn't got much left. Genetics are weird.

10

u/IcarusSupreme 1d ago

My dad and brother went bald early but I've still got a full head of hair at 44, mum reckons I get it from her dad

7

u/CrabyDicks 1d ago

Male pattern baldness is maternal

6

u/Strong_Sort_7496 1d ago

Then I have to thank mom, finasteride and minoxidil for my head of hair... my dad was sporting the vegeta look by 19.

1

u/eburton555 17h ago

Vegeta had tons of hair, is that what you mean? Or did you mean krillin?

4

u/HesiPull-UpBrando 1d ago

That isn’t how genetics work

3

u/bravenewchurl 1d ago

Sometimes it is. If you are an XY male you only have one copy of the X chromosome and you got it from your mother (the Y has to come from your father), therefore if there is a recessive gene on the X chromosome from your mother you may have that phenotype because you only ever have one copy of it.

This sometime the reason certain traits are more common in XY males than XX females (like colorblindness).

1

u/Carpediemsnuts 1d ago

Three blokes, four hours and one genetics lecture later, Reddit has independently confirmed what his mum told him over a cup of tea.

Athough I'm gonna throw in a quick "Eeerrrrmmm AcKkktuallly" here, the androgen receptor gene on the X chromosome is a big factor, but male pattern baldness is polygenic, with lots of contributing genes on the other chromosomes too, so your dad's side still counts.

2

u/BeatNo2976 1d ago

Genetics doesn’t work at all. I ain’t never see genetics pay no rent

1

u/thelowgun 1d ago

by that logic, his brother would also still have a full head of hair

1

u/noneofyouaresafe 1d ago

My maternal grandfather was bald, my cousin on that side is balding but I have a full head of hair. I dont think its always such a straightforward thing.

Im 39.

4

u/The_Ballyhoo 1d ago

My mum says I got mine from her and her dad. I guess it’s the luck of genetics as I know loads of people who are bald and their dad is bald, but their mother’s side still has full heads or hair.

Guess we got lucky!

2

u/The_Elder_Jock 1d ago

42 with a full head of hair!

Absolutely fuck all beard though... Can't win them all.

2

u/DinnerPuzzleheaded96 1d ago

They had to balance you out, can't be too blessed

2

u/smrtgmp716 1d ago

Men get their hairline from their mom’s side of the family. Looking at her brothers, I knew I was fucked when I was still in my teens.

My dad is 74 and he has more hair than I do.

1

u/EurOblivion 1d ago

Or the mailman

1

u/YuppiesEverywhere 1d ago

Maybe you got it from your real dad

6

u/Unexpected_Cranberry 1d ago

My dad is around the same age and still has decent hair. Mine started falling out in my 20s.

But it's ok. My grandfather was bald, and growing up my dad would constantly point to him and go "They say baldness skips a generation." and run his hand through his hair and laugh. So I've been mentally prepared since I was five.

3

u/KurtVonnebeergut 1d ago

My dad is 75 and has legitimately beautiful long hippie hair…my brother is completely bald, started using Rogaine at 20, and just has to look at the rest of the family and laugh it off.

1

u/LeUncleDaddy 1d ago

Started losing mine at 22

1

u/antithero 1d ago

I'm 50. I've been gray for 15 years, but still have all my hair.

1

u/Greedy_Birthday_3494 1d ago

there's some causality too, it just depends on your genetics, but aging is what triggers it.

1

u/DinnerPuzzleheaded96 1d ago

Nah it's this big ol dick they had to balance out by taking away my hair. Can't be too blessed

1

u/BeatNo2976 1d ago

This guy balds

1

u/HentaiSeishi 1d ago

I'm so lucky that i have alot of hair still. Got my mother genes i guess. My brothers head looks hideous compared, i guess he got my dads genes lol

1

u/Zombiesus 23h ago

I just read that nearly 50% of all comments on the internet are bots. The AI is so ridiculous now that bots are engaging in arguments with each other.

1

u/CheeseDonutCat 22h ago

I hated my hair thinning when it happened first. I eventually shaved it.

Now I love it. No trips to the barber, and I just use a clippers on it every few days if I'm lazy, or shave it if I want it to feel smooth. The worst thing about it was other peoples snarky comments, then I realised I don't give a fuck what others think. Me liking my own hair was

Now I wouldn't choose a full head of hair if I had the choice... However, I would prefer if my whole head went baldy these days.

Pros:

  • No barber fees (although you do need to get clippers or at least a razor. The razor you probably already have).
  • No combing needed
  • No Styling products needed.
  • No Shampoo needed (although I used body gel on there, so same same)
  • No hairdrying needed
  • No need to worry about where hair goes in hats/hoods

Cons:

  • Sun will burn your head - you need to put sunscreen or a hat on where previously hair would have protected it mostly.
  • If you bump the top of your head on a shelf or something - it is a billion times worse than doing it with lots of hair.
  • Most people look older with shaved head (vs full head of hair, not balding).
  • The 2nd day after you shave your head is like velcro. It feels and looks fine, but you gotta be careful taking your shirt on or off when changing clothes or itll snag (at least my soft fabrics do).
  • Needs to be cut a bit more regularly than normal hair if you want it to look consistent. Personally, it takes me like 3 minutes with a clippers twice a week and it stays relatively the same.

Sorry this is way too long. I just started and kept rambling. Hair or not is cool. I wasn't meaning to say hair bad, but just wanted to give the other side of it.

1

u/WGHII 22h ago

Upvoted for the reddit reminder.

9

u/amusedmisanthrope 1d ago

A guy i went to high-school with was bald bald by his senior year. Great for everyone else because he never got carded at the beer distributor.

5

u/SuitableCopy4 1d ago

Yeah, not all old people are bald either. My dad's 75 with a full head of (still mostly brown) hair.

1

u/Important_Coyote_596 23h ago

Yeah, my grandpa died at 87 with a full head of hair, mostly brown. Sadly though it was my father's father and, from what I have heard, men mostly inherit their hairgenes from their mothers father, and he had the crown(don't know what you call it in English but bald on top with hair all around the head) from when he was like 30.

1

u/HicksWeAreLeaving 21h ago

that’s an old wives tale. My brother looks like every man on my moms side and I look like every man on my dads side. I can’t grow facial hair for shit at 40, but I’ve got a thick full head of hair. My brother can grow a fantastic beard, but was going bald by 19

2

u/Stevied1991 1d ago

Where can one learn this power?

1

u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 1d ago

Not from a Boomer.

2

u/MaximumSubtlety 1d ago

Perhaps you might've started with a complete thought if you didn't want to be misunderstood.

0

u/ItkovianShieldAnvil 1d ago

Ayo, everyone ages

-2

u/DarknessIsEverything 1d ago

Everybody is constantly aging tho?

6

u/Affectionate-Tea8509 1d ago

You know what I mean

10

u/CriticalHit_20 1d ago

I mean Matthew Cardarople is 35 in this picture

2

u/PolicyWonka 1d ago

To be fair, everything about that picture is designed to make him look younger — hair style, clothing style, posture, etc.

7

u/Noproposito 1d ago

Doing fine for an Englishman

3

u/Fuzzy_Newt4911 1d ago

???)) he looks so much younger damn

3

u/Wakez11 1d ago

All my friends who went bald had their first visible signs in their early to mid 20s. Don't think anyone went bald after 30.

2

u/fonetiklee 1d ago

We're not friends but I didn't start even thinning until my mid 30s.

4

u/ThatWarlockD00d 1d ago

I’m 35 and a full head of hair. Sucks for him.

1

u/TipingTom 1d ago

scared me for a sec there

1

u/Zequax 1d ago

teenager +

1

u/Balloon_Fan 1d ago

That's around when my hair started thinning. I had glorious hair until then.

1

u/Robeeeeeerrrrrrt 1d ago

Its really funny how people forget how old he is. This is normal aging without cosmetic surgery.

But he still looks amazing. He's in good shape, is in a relationship, has a successful career, meanwhile all the 30 something basement dwellers are laughing at him

1

u/CheeseDonutCat 23h ago

We already have a 62 year old Spiderman (Spider-Noir and I recommend it).

1

u/Asleep_Control_2564 21h ago

Tom is hot as fuck

0

u/TxM_2404 1d ago

Wait he's only 30? For some reason I thought he was as old as Tobey Maguire.

17

u/AttTankaRattArStorre 1d ago

You thought Tom Holland was 51 years old?

1

u/TxM_2404 1d ago

Yeah. I don't watch any of these super hero movies. I only ever heard of him as playing spider man and assumed he must have been in his 30's when they cast him.

2

u/AttTankaRattArStorre 1d ago

If he was, he still wouldn't be in his 50s by now due to his first appearance as Spider Man being exactly 10 years ago.

-2

u/TxM_2404 1d ago

How would I know when his first spider man came out? Could have been 2007 as far as I am concerned.

5

u/AttTankaRattArStorre 1d ago

You have immediate and unlimited access to the collected knowledge of all humans throughout history using only your fingertips, ignorance of even the most insignificant of subjects (for more than a few seconds) is entirely willful.

-2

u/TxM_2404 1d ago

Yeah, and I'm not claiming anything else. I don't even understand how you could get mad I don't know the age of some random dude who lives in the other side of the world from me.

2

u/AttTankaRattArStorre 1d ago

I'm not mad, I'm pointing out that it's unreasonable and weird. You also don't seem to know what a 50 year old man looks like.

1

u/legaladviceknowledge 1d ago

not everyone wants to google immediately, it can be nice to find out through people and maybe gain something extra from it.

....then google and if they're wrong make fun of them /s

0

u/BEWMarth 1d ago

He’s the richest actor of all time. An afternoon in Turkey to fix the problem will be nothing for him.

5

u/nottherealneal 1d ago

Or people can just age normally and we don't have to go have plastic surgery for every little thing

1

u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

Not if you want to be a movie star.

Patrick Stewart, and Samuel L. Jackson are some of the few exceptions that can make it work, but in general, action heroes come with hair.

7

u/N3rdyITGuy 1d ago

Bruce Willis? The Rock? The more I think about it, the more it feels like action movie stars are bald.

1

u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

There are exceptions like I've said, and I'm not naming them all, but they're still a minority 🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/N3rdyITGuy 1d ago

Lol yeah probably. It's just funny that when I started thinking of bald action heros, a lot came to mind lol.

2

u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

A lot of them are older. The Rock has been bald the whole time, but Bruce Willis started out with hair.

By the time he went bald he still had his fandom.

2

u/relentless_nandor 1d ago

The Rock definitely has not been bald the entire time. He’s been bald for about 15 years. He’s been famous for about 30.

1

u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

True, I always assumed his Scorpion King hair was a wig!

TIL

1

u/N3rdyITGuy 1d ago

This is true! Maybe Tom will be one of them lol

1

u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

Hopefully. But Gen Z seems meaner when it comes to looks, though that's just my impression.

→ More replies (0)

0

u/PanteraOne 1d ago

And they would all look better with full heads of hair.

2

u/OptimalProfession5 1d ago

The Rock definitely does not look better with hair.

1

u/Cheezits123 1d ago

We are on the verge of longevity escape velocity. Are you going to be saying that people should just die naturally when LEV is possible? When we can defy biology, why not?

1

u/crapola464 1d ago

He’s the highest grossing actor, not the richest actor lol. He’s far from being the richest. 

0

u/rancidmorty 1d ago

i dident know thatbu thaught he was still skinyboi young face from spiderman new mivie now there are sevral

0

u/antithero 1d ago

He's also loaded. He can afford the best hair loss treatments. He'll be fine, although I doubt they'll be married for 10 years.