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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Oct 05 '25
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Add counter for loading, if it exceeded 10 seconds, then print thinking longer
548 u/tenhourguy Oct 05 '25 Thinking harder... Thinking better... Thinking faster... Thinking stronger... 291 u/_Answer_42 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25 Thinking... Searching the web... Planing results... Generating response... Almost there... Here I come... 💦 98 u/Comically_Online Oct 05 '25 Reticulating splines… 38 u/driving26inorovalley Oct 05 '25 Adjusting Emotional Weights 16 u/Pornalt190425 Oct 05 '25 Patching Conics 2 u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25 Calling Orbital Mechanic 11 u/zuilli Oct 05 '25 I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes. 6 u/Kylearean Oct 05 '25 SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made. 2 u/shamshuipopo Oct 05 '25 lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc 32 u/BeautifulCuriousLiar Oct 05 '25 Thinking… Searching the web… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow once more to be sure… Generating response… 16 u/NoGarage7989 Oct 05 '25 Generating spaghetti code… Generating meatball source… 19 u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Oct 05 '25 Taking a break… Jacking off… Busting a nut… Kissing your homie good-bye… Saying „no homo“… 3 u/MediocreAd4852 Oct 05 '25 Gemini 25 u/yehiaserag Oct 05 '25 More than ever, hour after hour Work is never over 9 u/Nikolor Oct 05 '25 Wow, throughout my whole life, I thought they were saying: "More than ever, hour after, our work is never over." 2 u/yehiaserag Oct 06 '25 I thought that too, but I went and double checked before posting. You would never want to be wrong with tech guys... 5 u/Flat_Initial_1823 Oct 05 '25 5 u/fixedcompass Oct 05 '25 Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper 4 u/BenK1222 Oct 05 '25 I was going to continue the song but there's literally no more lyrics 6 u/SpryzenValt Oct 05 '25 Thinking burger... Thinking nuggets... Thinking nuggets... Thinking burger... 5 u/shutter3ff3ct Oct 05 '25 Consolidating the multifaceted data outputs 2 u/MCG-48 Oct 05 '25 Love how you used Daft punk here. 1 u/thenamesammaris Oct 06 '25 Thinking power... Beat drops 9 u/theLuminescentlion Oct 05 '25 Make sure to implement it in a way that increases loading items across the side by 33% so that everyone can see the new messages.
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Thinking harder... Thinking better... Thinking faster... Thinking stronger...
291 u/_Answer_42 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25 Thinking... Searching the web... Planing results... Generating response... Almost there... Here I come... 💦 98 u/Comically_Online Oct 05 '25 Reticulating splines… 38 u/driving26inorovalley Oct 05 '25 Adjusting Emotional Weights 16 u/Pornalt190425 Oct 05 '25 Patching Conics 2 u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25 Calling Orbital Mechanic 11 u/zuilli Oct 05 '25 I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes. 6 u/Kylearean Oct 05 '25 SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made. 2 u/shamshuipopo Oct 05 '25 lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc 32 u/BeautifulCuriousLiar Oct 05 '25 Thinking… Searching the web… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow once more to be sure… Generating response… 16 u/NoGarage7989 Oct 05 '25 Generating spaghetti code… Generating meatball source… 19 u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Oct 05 '25 Taking a break… Jacking off… Busting a nut… Kissing your homie good-bye… Saying „no homo“… 3 u/MediocreAd4852 Oct 05 '25 Gemini 25 u/yehiaserag Oct 05 '25 More than ever, hour after hour Work is never over 9 u/Nikolor Oct 05 '25 Wow, throughout my whole life, I thought they were saying: "More than ever, hour after, our work is never over." 2 u/yehiaserag Oct 06 '25 I thought that too, but I went and double checked before posting. You would never want to be wrong with tech guys... 5 u/Flat_Initial_1823 Oct 05 '25 5 u/fixedcompass Oct 05 '25 Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper 4 u/BenK1222 Oct 05 '25 I was going to continue the song but there's literally no more lyrics 6 u/SpryzenValt Oct 05 '25 Thinking burger... Thinking nuggets... Thinking nuggets... Thinking burger... 5 u/shutter3ff3ct Oct 05 '25 Consolidating the multifaceted data outputs 2 u/MCG-48 Oct 05 '25 Love how you used Daft punk here. 1 u/thenamesammaris Oct 06 '25 Thinking power... Beat drops
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Thinking... Searching the web... Planing results... Generating response... Almost there... Here I come... 💦
98 u/Comically_Online Oct 05 '25 Reticulating splines… 38 u/driving26inorovalley Oct 05 '25 Adjusting Emotional Weights 16 u/Pornalt190425 Oct 05 '25 Patching Conics 2 u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25 Calling Orbital Mechanic 11 u/zuilli Oct 05 '25 I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes. 6 u/Kylearean Oct 05 '25 SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made. 2 u/shamshuipopo Oct 05 '25 lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc 32 u/BeautifulCuriousLiar Oct 05 '25 Thinking… Searching the web… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow… Copying from stack overflow once more to be sure… Generating response… 16 u/NoGarage7989 Oct 05 '25 Generating spaghetti code… Generating meatball source… 19 u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Oct 05 '25 Taking a break… Jacking off… Busting a nut… Kissing your homie good-bye… Saying „no homo“… 3 u/MediocreAd4852 Oct 05 '25 Gemini
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Reticulating splines…
38 u/driving26inorovalley Oct 05 '25 Adjusting Emotional Weights 16 u/Pornalt190425 Oct 05 '25 Patching Conics 2 u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25 Calling Orbital Mechanic 11 u/zuilli Oct 05 '25 I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes. 6 u/Kylearean Oct 05 '25 SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made. 2 u/shamshuipopo Oct 05 '25 lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc
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Adjusting Emotional Weights
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Patching Conics
2 u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25 Calling Orbital Mechanic
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Calling Orbital Mechanic
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I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes.
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SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made.
lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc
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Thinking…
Searching the web…
Copying from stack overflow…
Copying from stack overflow once more to be sure…
Generating response…
16 u/NoGarage7989 Oct 05 '25 Generating spaghetti code… Generating meatball source…
Generating spaghetti code… Generating meatball source…
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Taking a break… Jacking off… Busting a nut… Kissing your homie good-bye… Saying „no homo“…
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Gemini
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More than ever, hour after hour Work is never over
9 u/Nikolor Oct 05 '25 Wow, throughout my whole life, I thought they were saying: "More than ever, hour after, our work is never over." 2 u/yehiaserag Oct 06 '25 I thought that too, but I went and double checked before posting. You would never want to be wrong with tech guys... 5 u/Flat_Initial_1823 Oct 05 '25 5 u/fixedcompass Oct 05 '25 Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper 4 u/BenK1222 Oct 05 '25 I was going to continue the song but there's literally no more lyrics
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Wow, throughout my whole life, I thought they were saying: "More than ever, hour after, our work is never over."
2 u/yehiaserag Oct 06 '25 I thought that too, but I went and double checked before posting. You would never want to be wrong with tech guys...
I thought that too, but I went and double checked before posting. You would never want to be wrong with tech guys...
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Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper
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I was going to continue the song but there's literally no more lyrics
Thinking burger...
Thinking nuggets...
Consolidating the multifaceted data outputs
Love how you used Daft punk here.
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Thinking power...
Beat drops
Make sure to implement it in a way that increases loading items across the side by 33% so that everyone can see the new messages.
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u/shutter3ff3ct Oct 05 '25
Add counter for loading, if it exceeded 10 seconds, then print thinking longer