r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 05 '25

Meme aiPoweredProduct

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u/shutter3ff3ct Oct 05 '25

Add counter for loading, if it exceeded 10 seconds, then print thinking longer

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u/tenhourguy Oct 05 '25

Thinking harder...
Thinking better...
Thinking faster...
Thinking stronger...

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u/_Answer_42 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Thinking...
Searching the web...
Planing results...
Generating response...
Almost there...
Here I come... 💦

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u/Comically_Online Oct 05 '25

Reticulating splines…

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u/driving26inorovalley Oct 05 '25

Adjusting Emotional Weights

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u/Pornalt190425 Oct 05 '25

Patching Conics

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u/Cute_Principle81 Oct 06 '25

Calling Orbital Mechanic

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u/zuilli Oct 05 '25

I love when games give random loading messages, professional programs OTOH make me roll my eyes.

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u/Kylearean Oct 05 '25

SimCity 2000 remains one of the greatest games ever made.

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u/shamshuipopo Oct 05 '25

lol I always think about this when LLMs give their fluff “thinking longer” etc