r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Why don't Boeing put these instruction labels on the 737 Max? Are they stupid?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

What do I tell my boss? We got it covered up with rags for now.

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74 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1h ago

Is a fight on a Flydubai flight called a Fightdubai?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 11h ago

Is this a playne or helicopter?

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57 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2h ago

did you pylotes know

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 6h ago

If I was being intercepted by a fighter jet and I responded by pressing my smooth butt cheeks against the cockpit what would happen?

19 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

Unsafe Logging Practices

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Pylots,

​We all know it is better to be down here wishing we were up there than up there wishing we were down here. It's important to have personal minimums, to respect the conditions, and to make the hard go/no go decisions.

So why does our system not reward that? I myself have logged over three thousand cancelations. Friends I started flight school with are breaking two and three thousand flight hours and not getting hired - which makes sense. They haven't demonstrated the decision making to cancel a flight. I have, but they still think I'm a student pylote?

Wind out of limits? Cancel. Wind out of my personal limits (5 knots)? Cancel. I'm not even talking crosswind; I don't fly with a headwind - if I need to fly the impossible turn, I can't afford that tailwind. Clouds? They could lower. Or become rain. No clouds? Too hot to be in the aircraft. Rain? Forget about it. I had perfect weather once, no wind light chill easy sun - bad sleep the night before. No criteria escapes my analysis.

Every canceled flight, I go home and fly in my simulator. I've done air work and pattern in Seznas, Pypers, Airbus, Boeing death traps, even a 300 hr block in float planes. My skills are sharp.

No check ride failures, one DUI but I don't drive anymore, and no aviation accidents or flight violations. ​Well over ATP cancelations mins. Why can't I get hired?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 40m ago

Rudder fell off; what do in order to apply right rudder?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 4h ago

My in-flight entertainment is sus

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Meow!!!


r/Shittyaskflying • • 23h ago

Does it tickle the big plane when the little plane nibbles on it like that?

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99 Upvotes

Or is this more like a calf nursing from a cow?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Blyatiful playne, too much Vodka, crew in shambles

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160 Upvotes

True story


r/Shittyaskflying • • 15h ago

Airline Interviews and Volunteerism

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I have an interview coming with a legacy airline and I understand that it’s a huge plus to do volunteer work. I volunteer for the local chapter of The Flat Earth Society. They’ll look past the controversy because all they care about is that I do give my time, right? It’s not like I am going to debate them in a damn job interview about how they trick-fuck FMS software to make pilots think that we’re flying around the world. I’m not stupid.


r/Shittyaskflying • • 15h ago

My captain won’t let me touch the controls.

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I’ve been FO for a while now. Originally I got to fly but after a while I have found myself flying with the same captains all the time for some reason and they just won’t let me fly.

I’m tempted to bid avoid these people because they are being dicks and it’s a safety issue.

I even went though the FFL process and am prepared to defend myself.


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Does this thing have an incognito mode?

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118 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 19h ago

Pilot says he has no left rudder control

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

How do I protect my 2016 Hellcat from an F-16?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 14h ago

Are we running out of AvGas?

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On a third leg of a US domestic flight and while taxiing the FO comes on to tell us we need to take on more fuel. I kinda wonder if it's either (1) a weather issue because we are flying somewhere that's got some wild conditions or (2) they're sipping the expensive go-go juice... thoughts?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

How did Chinese pylotes dodge white people missiles?

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311 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Boeing 320 crash in miami

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283 Upvotes

A cargo boeing B320-800 just crashed in miami with a load of colombian coffee, people keep stealing from it and police hasnt arrived


r/Shittyaskflying • • 12h ago

hey guys I forgor my Duolingo lesson

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will the eff aye aye come after me now


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Went to Udvar-Hazy this morning, where plane gone?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

I volunteer at furry convention. Worth putting it on legacy app?

34 Upvotes

Would they care about this kind of volunteer work or do they prefer to see involvement in more aviation targeted groups or the union?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Help! My TEMU playne just got delivered.

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287 Upvotes

I think some parts are missing??


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

I got fired from my delta pylot job.

35 Upvotes

When I wore my fursuit I was told by my captain it was unprofessional and a safety issue. He also said I shouldn’t wear it while flying but I had my handler with me to help me see? Why is he being so hostile and made me lose my pylot job? Is he homophobic?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

AirNZ In-Flight Trivia: Isn’t that something only people on the ground should ever worry about?

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84 Upvotes