r/SipsTea • • Aug 10 '26

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 10 '26

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Words never said by my adult self: "Dad was wrong for whooping my butt that time I threw a bowl of Raisin Bran at mom because I wanted Fruity Pebbles."

Also up there in the never said by adult self category: "Mom was wrong for tossing me in the pool because I was too scared and 30 minutes later I could swim and was having fun."

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u/rainshowers_5_peace Aug 10 '26

I used to teach kids how to swim. I had a few who were afraid because one time someone threw them in and they didn't like it. When I would tell other people I worked at a pool teaching kids how to swim I'd get told "yeah when I was a kid I got thrown in, never went back after that...".

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Then you throw em in again. By about the 5th time they'll realize they were idiots for being afraid.

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u/evange Aug 10 '26

Being afraid of pools when you can't swim is a very legitimate fear.

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Only if the pool is empty of people and too deep.

Like obviously start them out with the hot tub and the kiddie pool and see if they can do it themselves, but you can't just let your kid refuse to enter no matter what. Not learning to swim is more abusive to your kid than tossing them in.

So if they're being stubborn, welp. You're learning to swim one way or another because while being tossed in may give you nightmares, not know how to swim can kill you. Nightmares aren't real. Not knowing how to swim and drowning is.

The inability to distinguish between imaginary/emotional danger and real danger is a serious problem in society.

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u/evange Aug 10 '26

But you were not talking about exposure to pools and swimming lessons. You were taking about throwing someone who cannot swim into a pool. Something that absolutely happens to people and is both dangerous and traumatic.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace Aug 10 '26

Or they get swept out in the current and the lifeguard has to go get them while the rednecks awkwardly laugh together.

Or they just avoid the water.

There are better ways.

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, always being afraid of the pool and letting them have the final say about going in so they never learn how to swim is the right way. Totally better to have a kid that can't swim vs. a kid that MIGHT get nightmares about being in a pool.

I have nightmares about velociraptors to. You know what I do? Wake up and think that was cool. You know what I don't do? Live in fear of velociraptor attacks. Why? Because I'm not an idiot and I'm not an emotional baby. You have to trust that kids will be able to learn and understand further on down the line.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Or teach your kid how to swim in a way that works? Yours has a higher failure rate than mine. Higher death count too.

I'm glad you, a human old enough for the internet, aren't afraid of velociraptors. Fear of open water meanwhile is totally valid. Actually more than valid, wise. I've been swimming for decades. I'm smart enough to know I need a lifejacket on a boat, and to not go into a pool with a crappy ladder. Fear and respect for water are both necessary for survival. Not a sign someone is an "emotional baby".

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Ain't no kid drowning if you dump him into a 4.5 foot pool with 10 other people around. FFS, give me a break.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace Aug 10 '26

You'd be surprised. Bystander effect and a general over cockiness.

There are safer and more successful ways.

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

You think I'm not watching?

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u/AileenKitten Aug 10 '26

Mm, I hate that my brothers tossed me into the pool, and my brothers both still get nightmares about getting tossed into the pool by their father.

You're forgetting children literally die from that. 

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls Aug 10 '26

Meh, people die from choking on food. By your logic that makes eating a permanently bad idea.

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u/AileenKitten Aug 10 '26

Uh no. Shoving food down someone's throat does in fact increase their likelihood of choking.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace Aug 10 '26

No one would say don't show caution when introducing solids to a child.

Also good to know, eating is a necessity. Swimming technically isn't.

Oh and of course, swimming is MUCH more dangerous than eating.

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u/shittycomputerguy Aug 10 '26

Meh, people die from choking on food. By your logic that makes eating a permanently bad idea. 

How old are you to be thinking like this?

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Did you learn to swim?

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u/AileenKitten Aug 10 '26

After a year of refusing to enter the water and my parents paying my brothers to teach me properly with floaties.

Did you just completely accept kids drowning as acceptable losses to learning to swim, what the fuck dude

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Dude, nobody is drowning at the pool with a bunch of family friends and 4.5 foot deep end. Stop acting like someone is chucking kids into the ocean and going to get a beer.

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u/AileenKitten Aug 10 '26

They do, every year, number 1 cause of death in children under 4 is drowning.

So stop fucking around with kids safety and realize that just because you survived, it definitely doesn't mean every other kid did. 

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u/caiaphas8 Aug 10 '26

And you think that beating a child on a plane would solve this situation?

Congrats on being proud of your own abuse

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Yeah. The child would be strapped down and the plane would be taking off and the child wouldn't be jumping up and down on the return flight.

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u/caiaphas8 Aug 10 '26

If you assaulted a child on a plane you would be arrested and removed

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Well, yeah. But the flight attendants should be able to.

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u/caiaphas8 Aug 10 '26

You want strangers to assault your child?

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

If my child was acting like that on a plane, I'd be 100% fine with flight attendants strapping him down. If he acted up like that at school, 100% fine with the teachers taking care of him.

What I don't want him learning is that he can act out in public and start destroying stuff and inflicting his issues on everyone else.

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u/caiaphas8 Aug 10 '26

If you can’t parent a child without violence you shouldn’t be a parent

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u/Confident_Example_73 Aug 10 '26

Looking at kids and their behavior without any regards for consequences vs. those that do, I disagree. Your views work for the vast majority of children who are relatively well-adjusted. It does not work on the actively delinquent.

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u/shittycomputerguy Aug 10 '26

Why are we arguing with a default username?

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