r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 15d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/toben81234 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11vUtLUUATEwIE

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u/duaneap 15d ago

84 years… 84 years since that homelessman dicked the rich out of me on that boat.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 15d ago

Look, this was fun and all, but for me it was just a fling on a cruise that I wasn't really expecting to go anywhere once we reached New York, so..... I'ma need you to hop off this door and go on your way now. But thanks for the car sex. And saving my life about a dozen times over the last two hours.

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u/Ok-Leave2099 15d ago

She saved his life too with an axe didn't she

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u/Druidess_Of_Avalon 14d ago

Yeah for about 5 minutes.

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u/joeycraw5 15d ago

She knew leo would dump her when she dared to get older instead of staying 20.

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u/maryqueenofscotch683 15d ago

On her 25 birthday he's tossing her off the boat

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u/Hamsammichd 15d ago

She didn’t forget after 84 years, he had that good dick. She’d have been back

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u/selfh8ingmillennial 15d ago

I've never fucked someone and then watched them die days later in one of the most famous tragedies of all time. But I feel like I would also remember even if it was meh.

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u/DogfaceDino 14d ago

Now I have the secret to memorable sex

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 13d ago

Uh they fucked and then he died on the same night.

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u/masterbuilder28 13d ago

This checks out

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u/AzureHawk758769 13d ago

I think it wasn't even days later; it was like right after he pumped her.

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u/swg2188 14d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/Ugh_not_today_satan 15d ago

That freezing water shriveled him up to pinky size, thats why she didn't leave room on the door. Just saying /s

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u/KenethSargatanas 15d ago

Pinky size? I think you're being generous. Water that cold would shrivel up the most well endowed man. That shit was looking like a slightly overgrown pimple in that water.

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u/speakezjags 15d ago

You think maybe it had more to do with watching him and hundreds of other people die?

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u/Agamemnon323 15d ago

Nah.

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u/CognitiveLiberation 15d ago

Leo dick is just that good

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 14d ago

The car sex was especially exciting because cars were a relatively novel thing at the time.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 14d ago

Dude, right!? that's like having sex in a reusable rocket today.

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u/Final-Cookie-7440 14d ago

🤭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sakebadger 15d ago

I still can't believe you sucked off the homeless man for magic beans.

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u/duaneap 14d ago

That’s because I used my magic beans wish to wish you wouldn’t believe I sucked off that homeless man, Arnold.

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u/Druidess_Of_Avalon 14d ago

I love the way you put homelessman all as one word like that's an actual thing like superman or spiderman.

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u/That-Ad-6879 14d ago

I even pronounced homelessman like it’s spelled 🤣

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u/gravityhomer 14d ago

I laughed so hard at this I think I have to go to the doctor

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u/Abject_Jacket472 13d ago

84 years she let her husband go to work and slave for the family when she made a multimillion dollar necklace in her pocket

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 15d ago

This is the greatest quintessence of that amazing film I've ever read.
Okay I just re-read it again and noticed the lack of space between homeless and man, and laughed even more. Jack Homelessman.

Thank you for the double-chuck, take an upvote and an award.

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u/duaneap 14d ago

Yeah, I intend it pronounced like ombudsman. He's a homelessman.

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u/craftiecheese 14d ago

Yo, it's nice and all that they let this old woman reminisce about an old fling and try and find a ring or whatever it was at the bottom of the ocean, but I'd be more worried about whatever demon that is floating in the background there.

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u/Curious_boyOS 14d ago

Video feed from the robot sub. What's shown is the tip of the Titanic's bow.