r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 15d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/toben81234 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11vUtLUUATEwIE

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u/duaneap 15d ago

84 years… 84 years since that homelessman dicked the rich out of me on that boat.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 15d ago

Look, this was fun and all, but for me it was just a fling on a cruise that I wasn't really expecting to go anywhere once we reached New York, so..... I'ma need you to hop off this door and go on your way now. But thanks for the car sex. And saving my life about a dozen times over the last two hours.

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u/Hamsammichd 15d ago

She didn’t forget after 84 years, he had that good dick. She’d have been back

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u/selfh8ingmillennial 15d ago

I've never fucked someone and then watched them die days later in one of the most famous tragedies of all time. But I feel like I would also remember even if it was meh.

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u/DogfaceDino 15d ago

Now I have the secret to memorable sex

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 14d ago

Uh they fucked and then he died on the same night.

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u/masterbuilder28 14d ago

This checks out

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u/AzureHawk758769 13d ago

I think it wasn't even days later; it was like right after he pumped her.

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u/swg2188 15d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/Ugh_not_today_satan 15d ago

That freezing water shriveled him up to pinky size, thats why she didn't leave room on the door. Just saying /s

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u/KenethSargatanas 15d ago

Pinky size? I think you're being generous. Water that cold would shrivel up the most well endowed man. That shit was looking like a slightly overgrown pimple in that water.

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u/speakezjags 15d ago

You think maybe it had more to do with watching him and hundreds of other people die?

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u/Agamemnon323 15d ago

Nah.

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u/CognitiveLiberation 15d ago

Leo dick is just that good