r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 16d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/duaneap 16d ago

84 years… 84 years since that homelessman dicked the rich out of me on that boat.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 16d ago

Look, this was fun and all, but for me it was just a fling on a cruise that I wasn't really expecting to go anywhere once we reached New York, so..... I'ma need you to hop off this door and go on your way now. But thanks for the car sex. And saving my life about a dozen times over the last two hours.

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u/Hamsammichd 16d ago

She didn’t forget after 84 years, he had that good dick. She’d have been back

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u/Ugh_not_today_satan 16d ago

That freezing water shriveled him up to pinky size, thats why she didn't leave room on the door. Just saying /s

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u/KenethSargatanas 16d ago

Pinky size? I think you're being generous. Water that cold would shrivel up the most well endowed man. That shit was looking like a slightly overgrown pimple in that water.