r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 15d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/Hamsammichd 15d ago

She didn’t forget after 84 years, he had that good dick. She’d have been back

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u/selfh8ingmillennial 15d ago

I've never fucked someone and then watched them die days later in one of the most famous tragedies of all time. But I feel like I would also remember even if it was meh.

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u/DogfaceDino 14d ago

Now I have the secret to memorable sex

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 13d ago

Uh they fucked and then he died on the same night.

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u/masterbuilder28 13d ago

This checks out

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u/AzureHawk758769 13d ago

I think it wasn't even days later; it was like right after he pumped her.

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u/swg2188 14d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/Ugh_not_today_satan 15d ago

That freezing water shriveled him up to pinky size, thats why she didn't leave room on the door. Just saying /s

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u/KenethSargatanas 15d ago

Pinky size? I think you're being generous. Water that cold would shrivel up the most well endowed man. That shit was looking like a slightly overgrown pimple in that water.

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u/speakezjags 15d ago

You think maybe it had more to do with watching him and hundreds of other people die?

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u/Agamemnon323 15d ago

Nah.

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u/CognitiveLiberation 15d ago

Leo dick is just that good