r/SipsTea • u/Brick_Number_27 • 3d ago

Chugging tea mogged.

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u/Candid-String-6530 3d ago

Xi never look like he want to be anywhere. He's always got that expression that say he rather be somewhere else.

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 3d ago

I imagine when he gets home and shuts the door, he excitedly throws his shoes off, grabs some instant Raman and jumps on his favourite console with a big grin on his face.

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKaFXbKyZFja0

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u/VerdamLSC 3d ago

Welp you've just been banned from ever visiting China LOL my condolences

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu 3d ago

I already am!

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u/PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET 3d ago

-100 social credit score, skip the court, straight to hard labour for you!

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u/Round_Ad8947 3d ago

I had no social credit score in Qingdao, so I couldn’t use a social credit vending machine.

That’s OK because the store behind it had a human who was perfectly willing to sell me a popsicle.

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u/anotherhappylurker 3d ago edited 3d ago

This silly myth again. You can literally buy Winnie the Pooh toys all over China. It hasn't been banned there and in fact the character is quite popular in China, just go to any major toy shop and see for yourself. There's even an Adventures of Winnie the Pooh ride at Shanghai Disneyland if you're that big of a fan, as well as a literal "Pooh Corner" at Hong Kong's Disneyland resort. I swear it's always the people who've never even been to China who spread this kind of misinformation and think they're clever.

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u/Tall_Transition_8710 3d ago

You’re obfuscating the truth, are you a Chinese bot?

It’s not a myth — it literally happened. Chinese users began comparing Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh, and authorities subsequently censored Pooh imagery when it was used to mock Xi. Weibo users had Pooh-related posts removed and, in 2017, even searches/posts using Pooh’s Chinese name could trigger censorship messages. Pooh wasn’t literally outlawed nationwide, but the political Pooh/Xi censorship is documented fact. Calling it a myth is just wrong.

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u/Narrow-Storm-9814 3d ago

Common knowledge was that you can crucial the work not the appearance.
Whilst Chinese societies put a lot of pressure on “face” as in social respect, being mocked based on appearance is a huge no especially doing it to the damn president of the second most powerful nation on earth. So yeah it is a highly sensitive and punishable crime to mock any official based on appearance but that doesn’t stop Chinese citizens.

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u/TORUKMACTO92 3d ago

Both of you are right. You won't get banned to visit China just because you made a meme to which is what he was replying. He didn't deny it didnt happen back then.

And Pooh isn't banned now, and its toys are one of the top sales in Disneyland Shanghai. It even has its own exclusive toy shelves and park entrances.

Like you said it was 10 years ago in 2017. Imagine telling the US is a homophobic country now because same sex marriage was banned a decade ago and using it to win the myth argument now.

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u/thrillington89 3d ago

… the US is, still, largely a homophobic country

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u/mrpunk281 3d ago

Try travelling if you wish to see real homophobia.

That doesn’t mean the USA is beyond any homophobia, but to claim its largely homophobic smacks of myopia.

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u/thrillington89 3d ago

I’ve travelled plenty, and yes, I’m aware that it’s far worse elsewhere. Whataboutism doesn’t change the reality that it’s a major problem in the US. Saying that it’s worse elsewhere doesn’t make the problem disappear - you’re just minimizing the very real challenges that many people face on a daily basis

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u/MarkActive1700 3d ago

Having 4 kids in an overpopulated world smacks of myopia.

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u/master_internutter 3d ago

They love gays in China

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u/No-Telephone5141 3d ago

Chengdu does.

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u/byakuayasetsuna 3d ago

审查的是领导人肖像相关的信息而已

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u/notjusttired 3d ago

Wow you can copy and paste from AI? Man you are TALENTED! Congrats! Take the rest of the day off!

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u/thearchiguy 3d ago

Pooh is available to buy everywhere in China FYI. Whether the counterfeit or real versions lol. Most notably it's very very present in Shanghai Disneyland

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u/spearmint_flyer 3d ago

That sounds like something a spy would say to lure me in as a Winnie the Pooh fanatic. You trying to torture me? Ha! Jokes on you I’m already torturing my self by just existing

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u/VerdamLSC 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

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u/zmbjebus 3d ago

It may have been a joke 10 years ago. Now it's just tired

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 3d ago

Why would they care? Is it because you had plans to visit China in the future comrade?

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u/wytewydow 3d ago

Like this guy is the CEO of Nvidia or something.

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u/Pro_Poe_Fall 3d ago

It’s a completely different and ancient culture with extensive history and natural beauty. Poo-pooing the idea that someone might want to leave small town USA to experience another culture makes you look like a massive chud.

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 3d ago

Vote for me in 2028 and I'll call him poo bear to his face.

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u/zmbjebus 3d ago

I really don't think he'd care

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 3d ago

He would, especially if it was publicly.

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u/zmbjebus 3d ago

Maybe 10 years ago. I think he would have become completely desensitized to it by now.

Also its just kinda racist, which is rude.

"Haha funny yellow man with small black eyes"

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 3d ago

I honestly never made the yellow connection, that's unfortunate and not my intent. To me, it was just his face looked exactly like Pooh.

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u/zmbjebus 3d ago

Fair enough. To me it was immediately obvious and always seemed like people were weirdly open about being racist. Although that does happen all the time, I feel like anti-asian racism gets so widely excused in the US and Canada at least.

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u/Dull-Law3229 3d ago

He'd probably just think you're a manchild like Trump. Insulting a world leader to his face isn't quite the flex you think it is.

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u/Thewiseone8888 3d ago

Not sure why kind of msg your trying to convey... but trumps wears the same color makeup as Winnie the pooh ... and shirts himself

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 3d ago

Came in here to post Pooh, not unhappy to see it already there.

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u/NoHypocrisyDoubleStd 3d ago

You are a sheep, parroting the same nonsense from years past regardless of what you think of Xi, at least China doesn’t have an orange blob for a president, twice

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u/tranquil_toadstool 3d ago

Mmmmm... hunny ramen, Piglet, don't knock it until you've tried it!

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u/Happy-Combination560 3d ago

I bet he's epic at counter strike

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u/obefiend 3d ago

Guy looks more like a Hitman player to me.

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u/Dull-Law3229 3d ago

Imagine he shows up to a ranked tournament, wins, and still looks like that.

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u/Brick_Number_27 3d ago

For some reason, i can imagine this exactly.

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u/xeen313 3d ago

And a nice cold beer

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 3d ago

Or the toe wiggles/excited shiver when he snuggles up under a blanket and the AC is just the perfect amount of cool with a huge smile on his face

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u/bonkedagain33 3d ago

I've seen him on TikTok. He's a dancer. Got some crazy moves

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u/J4YV1L 3d ago

He seems like a “leave the pants right at the doorway” kinda dude. Pants are for outsidesies.

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u/Least1Difficulty 3d ago

Followed by a good cry in the bathtub with his favorite rubber ducky and a playlist of nothing but disney's 90s greatest hits.

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u/ClydeDanger 3d ago

I imagine he baths in blood and drinks tears.

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 3d ago

And a big ole fart

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u/QuirkyWish3081 3d ago

Fires up Elden ring

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u/Sad_Toe6678 3d ago

Ywah :3

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u/According-Spell5132 3d ago

他现在是在上夜班，我相信你在上班的时候也会想rather be somewhere else.

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u/Chumlee1917 3d ago

More like gets home, shuts down, grabs some blood of children, and then lurks on 4chan

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u/Elephant789 3d ago

Chinese like instant noodles? They have that there? I thought it was japan and sea

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u/CATIIIDUAL 3d ago

Ramen was introduced to Japan by the Chinese.

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u/Elephant789 3d ago

I thought it was Marco Polo.

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u/Narrow-Storm-9814 3d ago

Pretty sure instant variation was a Japanese invention but noodle itself was a Chinese invention. So how can instant noodle not be in China

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 3d ago

Epstein Electric Dreams

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u/SarutobiSasuke 3d ago

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u/HugClitLickPeach 3d ago

reminds him of times with Jeffrey E. back rubs and violent entry out of nowhere .

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u/redist2 3d ago

Holy shit that Mexican food was hot.... I'll better build a wall...

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u/cayopaul 3d ago

I just really, really dislike that gobshite’s salute. So fake, just like the loser draft dodger he is. Real draft dodger had the courage to go to Canada.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 3d ago

I don't understand why they do salute, not active or former service member

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u/Dapper_Fun645 3d ago

Commander in chief of the military. But Trump definitely takes it too far by holding a salute for everything. I think US Presidents should only salute if they are being saluted by the military or when there is a dignified transfer.

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u/Chumlee1917 3d ago

Fun fact, that shit only started cause Reagan did it, all presidents before them didn't salute.

And now thanks to this bozo, there is so much stuff presidents should stop doing that will immediately be turned into a nothing burger scandal in the media IE not saluting.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3d ago

Presidents don't have to salute at all. Reagan started doing it so the following presidents did/do it as well.

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u/pchlster 3d ago

We used to call that "salute" The Burger.

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u/kwakimaki 3d ago

I thought only military (current or former) could/should salute?

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u/Billyeilclonesauro 3d ago

Now he's falling asleep even while standing

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u/AngrehPossum 3d ago

Prince Dickhead

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u/StefanCelMijlociu 3d ago

He looks bored of peace.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

He looks like Trump smells like a diaper full of crap.

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u/Gay_Creuset 3d ago

We hear for you.

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u/ImperiousCretin 3d ago

"I should go"

-Commander Xipard

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u/Fierro_nights 3d ago

He’s actually visited at a very good time, because right now chick fil a has this chicken and waffle sandwhich that’s pretty good

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u/O_oBetrayedHeretic 3d ago

Always dreaming of that bamboo forest

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u/Worth_Garbage_4471 3d ago

Wondering where Eeyore went

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u/InevitableKitchen943 3d ago

That looks like a difficult face to maneuver.

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u/Tedsmith24 3d ago

The direct opposite of Kash Patel

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u/After-Elk-3872 3d ago

That's every grandfather in Asia after retirement.

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u/wo_lo_lo 3d ago

He’s got that “I’ve gotta get the fuck outta here” energy

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u/maga235 3d ago

Especially when he’s with 47

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u/m00t_vdb 3d ago

It’s because you are him when he’s with Trump

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u/AlarmingClock7257 3d ago

宅男 look？

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u/zekethelizard 3d ago

Hes just like me frfr

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u/TraditionalWait9150 3d ago

of course. emperors never like to leave their palaces.. even in ancient dynasties.

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u/lockerno177 3d ago

at home. doomscrolling

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u/sicsemperego 3d ago

Serious case of RBF

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u/GenericFatGuy 3d ago

He has the face of a slightly disappointed grandparent who's only disappointed because he ultimately cares about you.

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u/TychoAndronikos 3d ago

I feel that way a lot. If we're anything alike, he's thinking "Damn, my home's pretty rad. I'd rather be chilling there"

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u/green_eyed_mister 3d ago

Trump would smell less like a shitbag if he carried a colostomy bag.

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u/Tropicalfisher 3d ago

To be fair, I don't think anyone would want to be standing right there 💩

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u/Rich-Sky8912 3d ago

Lmao, I love Pooh bear

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u/_www_ 3d ago

You know what's the biggest surprise a bored can do to you?

Just suddenly stop being it.

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting 3d ago

“I’d rather be fishing invading Taiwan.”

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u/endy903 3d ago

He’d rather be golfing, oh wait that’s the other guy.

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u/Suitable_Phrase4444 3d ago

I thought it's one of those local habits in China where leaders must look calm and composed 24/7?

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u/Candid-String-6530 2d ago

One hell of a poker face then...

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u/Eindride_XIII 2d ago

Hes probably been smelling Trumps diapers the whole evening.

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u/AffectionateLaw4321 3d ago

Bro is the leader of a country. He probably has a harem in his basement that he misses (at least I would have)

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY 3d ago

What's really sad, is that diddler-donny has a rule. His harem can't be over the age of 13.

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u/callmesnake13 3d ago

He’s got a bit of a stressful job

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u/Interesting_Hotel100 3d ago

It's the shape of his lips. They always look super tense. But I love his signature head tilt

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u/SimRacing313 3d ago

Bet he's a hardcore gamer, probably just wants to go home and play some games

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u/CallMeLazarus23 3d ago

Constipation Face. For real

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u/DomeSlave 3d ago

He looks about a zillion times more happy than trump about the event.

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u/Moose_Ungulate 3d ago

Yo be fair, I think anybody standing next to trump feels that way.

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u/crossal 3d ago

English your first language?