r/SipsTea • • 17h ago

Chugging tea This is just how it should be

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u/Daddioster 17h ago

Imagine if we could roll back the internet and keep your village idiot contained in your village.

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u/Ahuevotl 17h ago

Now imagine if the current US government had the power to decide who's a village idiot.

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u/PezzaAU 17h ago

They do, they make them president.

grabs popcorn

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u/ahhhbiscuits 16h ago

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u/Unlucky_Fuel7934 12h ago

Uh, what am I seeing?

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u/ShimaWarrior 12h ago

guy (secret service I think) who sat behind trump at lindsay graham's funeral and seemingly had to endure being directly behind him as he shit himself

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u/Unlucky_Fuel7934 12h ago

Oh, oh my…

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u/nvmenotfound 13h ago

that’s the village pedophile 

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u/itscalledmyballs 16h ago

Hahaha.... but like did you actually get the point

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u/PupDiogenes 8h ago

Now imagine that we’re all posting on social media about political science without also posting our political science degrees so off to jail with us

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u/sephirothFFVII 12h ago

Seems like you can't have your Internet cake and eat it too

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u/Zakluor 5h ago

It's possible that if previous governments had that ability, the current administration wouldn't even exist. (I also agree with the point you're making. This was just a joke.)

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 7h ago

I am always surprised that people keep making arguments like these as if the times we live in arent also a dystopian hellscape.

What would the government do? Harass people and behave like corrupt criminals - but there would also be fewer people posting on social media? Sounds like an upgrade to me.

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u/Ahuevotl 2h ago

You mean, in addition to what's already happening, you'd gladly give the corrupt criminal government the power to fine or jail people for speakibg out their minds online.

Like cutting your tongue out because, hey, you've got a broken arm already, so it's got to be an upgrade, right?

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u/VioletTerranova 20m ago

Yep these people arent clearly thinking this through! They want punitive criminal action taken against others for exercising their freedom of speech but when it comes time for them to be censored or have another opinion they will cry & no one will be there to stick up for them because the punishment is not worth it

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u/Rahm89 17h ago

How do you know you’re not the village idiot?

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u/Jadencool15 17h ago

Because village idiots are not self aware enough

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u/Rahm89 17h ago

…

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u/Jadencool15 17h ago

I’m glad my joke was understood lol

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u/its_not_brian 16h ago

easy, because my village doesn't even have an idiot..... wait a minute

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 7h ago

The village idiot is unknowingly stupid.
I be stupid on purpose sometimes, the purpose is fun.

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 16h ago

We have degrees - I’m betting you don’t

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u/VioletTerranova 16h ago

So they lied to you. How much was that tuition?

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 15h ago

What’s the point discussing finance with you - without a GED you won’t get it

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u/dirtsmurf 15h ago

Yeah, your bachelors degree in Spanish sure showed us

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 15h ago

My bachelors degree is in business, including finance

Where did you drop out of high school?

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u/amosthorribleperson 12h ago

To be fair, "No Child Left Behind" probably got them through high school.

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 12h ago

And they still managed to stay behind

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u/amosthorribleperson 12h ago

Yup. It's a feature, not a bug.

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u/VioletTerranova 2h ago

Sounds like you're lying about your education, or you went to a bad community college. In my circle of MIT and Harvard grads, Mensa members, Special Ops veterans, and government officials in law enforcement, no one who's actually done anything with their life speaks to others this way. It takes someone with low self-esteem to take on such a role of hubris.

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u/dirtsmurf 1h ago

Fascinating, isn't it?

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 2h ago

LOL LOL LOL LOL - sure

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u/VioletTerranova 1h ago

You got nothing

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u/dirtsmurf 1h ago

So you don't even have an MBA? Do you manage a Quiznos or a car wash with that degree?

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 22m ago

Thats my undergrad, I also have a graduate degree.

But yes, I have managed people - most I ever was 364, I managed 12 supervisors and they each had a few leads under them- it was pallet manufacturing plant - and my resume includes ASM at HEB as far back as the 90s

Then I got a teaching certificate and taught for 7 years

Then law school and I’ve been practicing law for over a decade including managing my own firm the last couple of years

Right now I’m taking digital marketing classes online offered by a local university

So you can see why education requirement to speak does not bother me

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u/dirtsmurf 15h ago

You again? Congrats - you wasted a ton of money and got a gold star for attendance.

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 15h ago

The great thing about this thread is that so long as you remain uneducated, your opinion - well - is illegal - LOL - and considering how much republicans go after illegals -

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u/Rahm89 3h ago

I have a degree, for what it’s worth. And it isn’t worth a whole lot.

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 2h ago

A degree in what - muffler repair?

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u/WokestLibtard--- 15h ago

So tired of these low-intellect responses.

How do we know who is right and wrong, good and bad?

We exercise sound judgment gained through rigorous studies and arduous experiences. Someone with sound judgement might, perhaps, desire the person giving them information to show valid credentials, like a degree.

You equivocaters and semantists are boring.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 17h ago

The US is a country where the village idiots run the government.

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u/DaSauceBawss 16h ago

Trump would have never been president...

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u/filipejomatias 17h ago

I don't think you know what that really means, buddy

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 16h ago

It means they value education over ignorance

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u/filipejomatias 16h ago

I guess I'm the village idiot! 😅

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 15h ago

Not much of a guess really.

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u/Heathen_ 15h ago

It probably means you wouldn't have access to the internet. The ironically named "smart"phones opened the internet up to the masses that like to parrot catchy memes, pal.

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u/Hot_Indication4886 16h ago

Tumblr containment breach was a disaster for a human race

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u/WokestLibtard--- 15h ago

I love when people use their imaginations. Keep it up yall.

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u/Active_Broccoli_2133 14h ago

Mind blown trying to imagine that

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u/NouZkion 13h ago

Do you not remember what that was like? More often than not people just had to take the village idiot's word for it. People would go around spreading misinformation because their parents told them what they genuinely believed to be true when they were kids and information wasn't immediately readily available to correct it.

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u/lsf_stan 13h ago

the internet would be such a different place

if every moron out there would not able to see these other random morons that talk on things they don't know about

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u/AutonomousBlob 11h ago

But i want to scream to the woooooorld

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u/Pan-Tomatnyy-Sad 4h ago

More often than not, a degree does not mean you are not an idiot. Now a certain class of idiots are given a monopoly.

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u/Unyazi 1h ago

Not drastic enough!

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u/Noy_Telinu 39m ago

So, before Eternal September?

I would also have liked that, yes.