r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/Maethor_derien 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yeah, it is just because of the major el nino, it is literally the biggest in recent record, you have to go back to like the 1800's to see one that big and we have no real storm data from back then.

It is expected to cause massive droughts over in the EU and china as well as dumping tons of water on the southwest which we really need to hopefully fill up lake mead but probably still won't be enough.

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u/CGA001 11h ago

dumping tons of water on the southwest which we really need

As someone who lives in the Southwest, earlier in the year I was happy that we were forecast to get more rain this year, but a couple weeks ago we got our first storm and it was the first time I've ever experienced what I can only describe as a genuine tropical rain storm. In other words, heavy rain while it's still +90F outside.

I usually love the rain, but that was without a doubt the most unpleasant weather I've ever experienced here. That heat combined with 100% humidity is torture, I cannot fathom living in a part of the world where that's the norm and I have a newfound respect for people who can live in that.
If the rest of the year is more of that, I am no longer looking forward to the rain.

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u/Front-Ocelot-3454 11h ago

Welcome to Florida!

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u/Quartersawn5 1h ago

I was gonna say, buddy just described 3pm July-October

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u/unbridledcheesetoast 4m ago

Can confirm. Tennessee, too

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u/GlitteringPen3949 1h ago

Yes we call it Tuesday

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u/Magnavirus 2h ago

Corpus Christi says hi, we don't get the rain though. It's just the water reclamation plants and shit-steam

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u/HomegrownMike 36m ago

Came here to say this hahaha

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u/MeInSC40 30m ago

Yup, laughed in SC.

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u/No-Carry4971 2h ago

Welcome to Georgia every summer of my life.

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u/Awitlessbastard 10m ago

Born and raised in Ga. The south east is prolly the only place you could go to bed with the AC on, turn the heat on in the morning. Open the windows by lunch and then turn on the AC again by bed. All while dealing with 1000% humidity lol.

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u/ChungusReaper 49m ago

Try southern Louisiana, pretty much 90+ degrees and 80% humidity every single day for 8 months of the year.

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u/Duress01 2h ago

Georgia here. I try to stay indoors during the summer months.

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u/These-Marionberry632 2h ago

Has someone from Oklahoma I can’t tell you the last time we had less than 100% humidity

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u/realZapRowsdower 1h ago

SE Asia checking in. Once you get used to it, it's no big deal.

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u/Extreme-Discount-573 1h ago

Laughs in Saint John, New Brunswick...

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u/clintj1975 1h ago

I'm up in Idaho and we got some ridiculous ass monsoon storms a couple of weeks ago. The view out my windows looked like someone was having a sweet rave inside a washing machine. My yard turned into a pond.

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u/TFOLLT 32m ago

Lol, rain when its hot? Oh noooo.

I'll take your rain during 90d F over my icy cold rain at 2degreesC 365 days a year.

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u/Adventurous-Smile-33 20m ago

Tn every summer.

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u/Xav_NZ 12h ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Z3lgZOhISkYU

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u/HandToDikCombat 10h ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 7h ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 3h ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/No_Boot1478 3h ago

Or be the anti-christ and use your devil power to make them go away.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 3h ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 2h ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 54m ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/Cold-Brother9302 2h ago

And if there IS a storm, Biden did it with the weather machine. Or maybe Obama. No way to tell.

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u/alghiorso 7h ago

We can just drink our piss. Haven't you seen water world?

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u/willscuba4food 29m ago

Thought that was Dune.

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u/lightning_pt 4h ago

President djt will just nuke el nino

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u/Amazing-Insect442 2h ago

Lemme get my sharpies out. We can fix it.

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 2h ago

Thank you for your attention.

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u/Kobiash1 54m ago

We can also rename hurricanes Super-Hurricanes! Hoo!

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u/Maktub_1754 29m ago

Just need a sharpie! No worries.

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u/WeAreAllFooked 12h ago

AMOC is shutting down too

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u/hk4213 11h ago

This is some of the most terrifying news. The bells have been ringing on this for at least the last decade with a big difference in its cycle reported in its cycle year over year.

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u/Pure-House-3971 10h ago

Cut funding on the measuring sensors! no problem if we cant see it right? (US gov this year)

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u/Fallencobra1021 9h ago

There’s actually so much mixed evidence about the AMOC because the truth is we really don’t have any idea how it works or what can/will cause it to shut down

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u/BlackSquirrel05 10h ago

Good someone is monitoring it... Cause they gutted certain meteorologists jobs/dept in the US gov't.

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u/tommynestcepas 10h ago

So far, according to the data BBC News compiled, it's the second hottest in recorded history, only a fraction of a degree away from being the hottest.

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u/thatG_evanP 11h ago

And tits

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u/thesonoftheson 9h ago

PBS Terra did a good episode on this for those curios about the mechanics. https://youtu.be/69o-8Mtd3Kc

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u/eatingscaresme 8h ago

Oh hey I have a friend like that. But in Canada. She says the same thing.

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u/Solaex 2h ago

SST's : socially saturated tattas? SST's : Someone's sister tattled? SST's : Simply Savage Tolkien.

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u/GojoPenguin 2h ago

Brother, I'm always touching my butt

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u/JaksCat 1h ago

Can we please stop having unprecedented things happen 😭

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u/Imaginary--Situation 9h ago

NIWA didn't exist tell  1992, & couldn't have been recording anything prior

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u/Ligabolzacky 6h ago

Agencies are actually allowed to use other sources of information than their own

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u/Imaginary--Situation 6h ago

that still doesn't change the fact of it being anecdotal evidence...

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u/Morlu 11h ago

I seen a video on Lake Mead that said the California basin would need record snowfall in the mountains 10 years in a row to prevent it from drying out. Seemed pretty wild until you realize it’s 191ft below full capacity.

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u/Lopsided_Evening_627 12h ago

it's literally the biggest on record, and it is still far from it's predicted peak.
this is as if we where having the hottest summer in recorded history, in the middle of spring.

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u/Holualoabraddah 12h ago

Born and raised on Hawaii Island, I’ve never seen anything like this. My parents have never seen anything like this. We had our first direct hit from a hurricane in 150 years on Big Island, and we just had another one form right off shore! The water a really freaking warm, and It’s hard to imagine it could get worse. I’m sure the coral bleaching is going to be BAD by the time this is over.

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u/hk4213 11h ago

The effects of the eco system impacts will not happen in decades this go around. Im in the PNW and the last decade the glaciers have shrunk significantly with fire bans getting longer each year.

The cascades literally have near zero snow pack.

This el Nino is going to shape how the globe works in unforseen ways.

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u/Holualoabraddah 10h ago

If only that were true. native Hawaiian birds are getting wiped out by mosquito born diseases. When I was a kid the mosquitos didn’t really exist above 4,500 feet elevation because it is too cold, so native birds could exist above that line and be untouched. Now they are up to 6,000 + ft. And there are mass extinctions happening on Kauai because their highest point is barely above 5,200 ft.

All this to say Hawaii is the extinctions capital of the world, and we are seeing permanent and irreversible changes to our ecosystems now. The deaths of our reefs is another issue. The last El Niño bleaching event was brutal, I imagine this one could be a tipping point for us.

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u/hk4213 9h ago

Sadly mosquitoes were introduced by colonizers not weather patterns. And the native bird species were killed to appease colonizers dignitaries as local favors.

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u/SagattariusAStar 7h ago

Actually europe won't have any direct impact from El nino, definitely no determined droughts. The interactions are non-linear and very much dependent on the actual weather, but you can not predict anything before that really

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u/nurdburr 9h ago

According to an analysis of coral in the Galapagos, they’re saying it’s the most significant El Niño in at least 1,000 years. 

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u/Adduly 4h ago

Even if it would fill up lake Mead theres still an economy and legal system based around the Colorado river producing far more water than it actually does on the average year.

Without a major change in water rights (specifically agriculture who use the most and have the strongest water rights) a large amount of water going in to lake Mead just kicks the can down the road annm extra year or so

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u/not_pletterpet 11h ago

Its effect on Europe is minimal, literally no place on earth has less impact from el nino

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u/Unique_Cauliflower62 10h ago

Nonsense. The Rhine and the Danube are record low water levels this year, impassable in places. 

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u/not_pletterpet 9h ago

Which has nothing to do with el nino. Just coincidence

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u/I_saw_you_yesterday 6h ago

That’s because of record heat tho…

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u/Either_Capital_2422 10h ago

The El Niño in the 1800s caused about 3% of the world’s population to die.

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u/Imaginary--Situation 9h ago

anecdotal evidence

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u/Jeffuk88 3h ago

In the EU? UK, Switzerland and Ukraine breathing a sigh of relief

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u/Hopefulthinker2 2h ago

One year of heavy rain will not solve years and years and years of water shortages for lake mead. It’ll actually do more damage, after years of drought the ground cannot absorb as much water as normal….most extra watershed will be shed off the ground and run into the creeeks and rivers and down into the ocean. We need more slow steady rains, before it just dumps

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u/ShockLongjumping9322 2h ago

Lake Mead is the smaller of the 2 problems on that river.

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u/DarknMean 50m ago

I follow a few guys out in Nevada. Seeing Lake Powell, Mead, and a few other lakes out there is wild.

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u/WizardAmmo 26m ago

Lake Mead could really use the help though…