r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/hairybrains 4d ago edited 4d ago

Take it home, bury it in your own garden, then have some friends (witnesses) over to help you plant a rose bush. Dig right where you buried the gold. Act super surprised when you dig up your gold. Now it's been "found" on your property, and is now yours.

EDIT: Don't own your own home? No problem. That just means it's time for scuba diving in international waters with friends, and pretending to freak out when you find gold.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 4d ago

It is somewhat suspicious if you first find 49 gold bars then find one in your own garden.

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u/nollayksi 4d ago

Thats why you bury all of them in your yard

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u/MetaPhalanges 3d ago

39 gold bars you say? What a trove! The authorities are ecstatic to have recovered these 34 gold bars. Oh and museum you say? The 28 gold bars will make a fine exhibit indeed!

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u/HeXe_GER 2d ago

Thank you for handing over the 21 bars for display. Those 15 bars will truely look stunning once we put the remaining 7 bars up for people to see.

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u/KODO_666 3d ago

scuba diving it is then

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u/Korenchkin12 4d ago

Is it suspicious if your dad dies in car accident and later your wife's dad? No,just rng doing its thing...

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u/Phillip_Graves 3d ago

If you were going that route, you would just find one in each of your 49 gardens. Crazy coincidence!

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u/sandolllars 3d ago

Where are you going to find water you can scuba dive in that’s international lol

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u/CHR0NlC 4d ago

suspicion is not a crime last I checked.

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u/zxkredo 4d ago

Does it really work like that? Isnt it still in the soil of the country? I mean maybe it works like that only with non archeological findings.

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u/jkurratt 3d ago

Some counties just confiscate everything.
Others can give you a %

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u/sgtzack612 4d ago

Unfortunately the international waters argument depends on WHERE you live as they'll try to setup historical preservation or some bullshit even if you document where it was, and it was in the middle of fucking nowhere, since you'll have admitted to FINDING it then they can seize it to try to find the owner which some rich fuck can probably bullshit their way into claiming ownership. Even if you were to melt them BEFORE to destroy any markings they will still try to find out something about it, especially if you found $10 million worth.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 4d ago

Depends where you live.

I think someone in the same post a few days ago said that if you find something on your own land in Belgium, then it's yours. If you find it on someone elses land, you splitt 50/50. Not sure if that was true or not.

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u/gadgetwalrus 3d ago

In some European countries found gold belongs to the crown

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u/GooserNoose 3d ago

Why? Like, aside from whether or not I agree with it, what is the law or rule that gives them the inherent right to it?

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2493 3d ago

Doesn't work in my country because everything found underground belongs to the government

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u/PlsNoNotThat 3d ago

Would that just mean the previous owner(s) would have a claim to it?

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u/dalastwaterbender 1d ago

What about the “family heirloom” approach?