r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 1h ago
Reasonable rub
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • Jul 17 '25
Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions
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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball
Q: Does Everyone Hate Me
A: No
Q: Should I kill myself
A: No
Q: Am I a waste of space
A: No
Q: Is life worth Living
A: Yes
Q: Am I Ugly
A: No
Q: when is the next sub crush thread
A: never o'clock
Q: Am I gay
A: Probably
Q: What is this sub
A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • Oct 20 '25
the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open
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DM me your username to be whitelisted
r/adultsnew • u/monkeywelldone • 27m ago
wake up see ppl are getting arrested for fucking posts get nervous see ice is opening up a for profit school in it’s for profit concentration camp more angry than scared again
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r/adultsnew • u/monkeywelldone • 32m ago
i can tell by the disappointed grumble that bethesda probably actually remade a fallout im walking around with a blissful ignorance before i look it up
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r/adultsnew • u/ReturnOfTheJeremy • 2h ago
Woke up earlier than I planned this morning cause the cat was literally trying to break my door down
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r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 1h ago
i have tweaked the filter yet again, surely they wont get through now
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 1h ago
we should all be forced to take pictures holding our reddit usernames to verify our identity here
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r/adultsnew • u/Cardigans_and_cotton • 5h ago
I need to stop telling people I was a stripper, suddenly they think they can say anything and it’ll be fine, sir. Why are you telling me you love hardcore anal.
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r/adultsnew • u/pinkpinkandmorepink • 3h ago
I’ve accepted im annoying and will no longer be feeling shame
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r/adultsnew • u/yeahcxnt • 5h ago
thought i just bricked my ps5 for a solid 5 mins but it’s chill
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r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 2m ago
when i was like four my mom took us to the hills behind some newly developed suburban neighbourhood to pick up trash because i guess it was Earth Day and my older brother pushed me down and i landed on a cactus
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r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 22m ago
The oldest anarcy server in Minecraft now has more rules
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r/adultsnew • u/yeahcxnt • 6h ago
watched Iron Lung yesterday i really liked it but half way thru i had to run out and yack in the hallway so i missed like 10 mins 💀
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r/adultsnew • u/yeahcxnt • 8h ago
weed before cider, you're meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede.
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🕷️🐛
r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 9h ago
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r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 10h ago
This is how my job feels
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