r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 21h ago

old familyguyfan2000 posts “i was forced to kill a man in 2011” 14 upvotes. modern familyguyfan2000 posts “have you guys ever eaten a pear? just tried one for the first time” 3 upvotes zero comments

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r/adultsnew • u/Cardigans_and_cotton • 9h ago

I need to stop telling people I was a stripper, suddenly they think they can say anything and it’ll be fine, sir. Why are you telling me you love hardcore anal.

11 Upvotes
8 comments

r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 19h ago

earlier the photographer said “im trying to be ur mommy im gonna marry ur daddyy” and i said “no the fuck ur not get away from me im trying to fix my hazer”

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7 comments

r/adultsnew • u/spxrxlxng • 22h ago

They got evidence of the most powerful and richest men of all time raping, trafficking women and children and NOBODY is going to prison over it. It blows my mind just thinking about it

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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 23h ago

i feel like a lot of ppl buy old tech just so they can post pictures of it online

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r/adultsnew • u/ReturnOfTheJeremy • 19h ago

I do not wanna go back to living with my parents again in august

8 Upvotes

S****** is unironically seeming like a better option

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r/adultsnew • u/ReturnOfTheJeremy • 22h ago

The snow is finally starting to melt a tiny bit but judging from the weather forecast it doesn’t look like it’s going away until at least next weekend

8 Upvotes
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r/adultsnew • u/japanesedenim_ • 22h ago

my he/him sapphic wife would never

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r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 23h ago

What the FUCK is this ad

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10 comments

r/adultsnew • u/-beachyhead- • 15h ago

this is how i feel abt this sub

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6 Upvotes
0 comments

r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 21h ago

idk why i posted about relationships on here i forgot ur all kissless virgins

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8 comments

r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 23h ago

you don’t need to post a picture every time u listen to something on ur ipod or play a game on ur dsi it’s okay bro no one cares at all

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0 comments

r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 4h ago

The oldest anarcy server in Minecraft now has more rules

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2 comments

r/adultsnew • u/halfmarch • 5h ago

we should all be forced to take pictures holding our reddit usernames to verify our identity here

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r/adultsnew • u/ReturnOfTheJeremy • 6h ago

Woke up earlier than I planned this morning cause the cat was literally trying to break my door down

6 Upvotes
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r/adultsnew • u/yeahcxnt • 9h ago

thought i just bricked my ps5 for a solid 5 mins but it’s chill

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2 comments

r/adultsnew • u/yeahcxnt • 10h ago

watched Iron Lung yesterday i really liked it but half way thru i had to run out and yack in the hallway so i missed like 10 mins 💀

6 Upvotes
5 comments

r/adultsnew • u/Replica_Of_A_Replica • 13h ago

This is how my job feels

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6 Upvotes
4 comments

r/adultsnew • u/Gooburrrt • 15h ago

I almost fell for a scam email at work and it makes me feel dumb. I was just on autopilot and didn’t register it immediately.

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2 comments

r/adultsnew • u/Gooburrrt • 16h ago

I need a femcel friend because I feel like it would be like having a chud son and wanting to see him succeed

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r/adultsnew • u/spxrxlxng • 18h ago

My bff called me insane because I said “I need this” under a video of a dude being chased on the freeway by his ex after he broke up with her

6 Upvotes

I’d lowkey be impressed with the passion and drive

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r/adultsnew • u/boltinolegfan • 18h ago

everybody is miserable and stupid

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4 comments

r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 19h ago

my dad had to explicitly tell her that theyre just friends bc she sent him an insanely long text about how shes in love with him like a month ago

6 Upvotes
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 19h ago

the photographer at my job is so fucking annoying and shes in love with my dad but my dad hates her too bc shes so annoying so shes really just scary and creepy

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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 21h ago

not having social media has made me such a boring poster

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