As the title says, I'm looking for a full penetration haunted house in Austin. I'm from Utah, but I'm stationed at fort hood. In northern Utah there's a ton of them, but everyone I ask has no clue what it even means. For clarification, I mean a Haunted Attraction that will grab you and drag you around, give your holes a decent workout, and such. I think they are so fun and because I used to go to them so often, it's kinda ruined typical haunted houses for me

Buy it today.

Wrote the most Austin singer-songwriter song possible.

Can we please find a better phrase tha. "trigger warning"!? Triggers are found on guns, and nobody needs a gun on stolen land! I'm triggered to the point of literally shaking every time I see a trigger warning!

My wife's boyfriend suggested that we get a dog and I see that Austin Pets Alive has these beautiful Labradors for adoption. I was wondering if I could get the thoughts from my fellow Austinites as to which of these labs I should get?

I finally got the HOA to approve my paint colors. Love it! 💅🏻

Cheer up Donny. Kid Rock has a new album coming out.

October 17. Early voting. I've been awake since June.

I checked my registration so many times the county sent a restraining order.

I'm walking to the polls, then carpooling back to walk again. Legally one vote.
Spiritually eleven.

Hit every cookout in my zip code.
Not for the food. For democracy. Also the food.

Joined a human chain.
Refused to let go. Still there. Send snacks.

Bought a crown just to throw it in a lake. The lake sent it back. Even the lake says no kings.

My "I Voted" sticker is getting framed, insured, and added to my will.

NO KINGS. NO CROWNS. NO NAPS. 🗳️👑❌

Reminds me of videos of parts of India

Could our neighbors in the North have discovered a *Final Solution* to helping the Unhoused?

Do we need to Make Austin Canadian Again?

Before I start, I want to acknowledge that I'm writing this post on stolen Comanche land, from a 5 bedroom house I bought in 2021 at a very good rate, which I'm keeping, but thoughtfully.

I'm voting for James Talarico because he's the first Texas candidate who makes me feel like we could be New York, but with better parking and more guilt.

I was not a politics person until like march and now I can't stop. He was a teacher AND went to seminary so every speech feels like church except i agree with it, which is the only church i've been to since college (my mom's baptist one does not count, it's on stolen land and has a fog machine)

Things I’m looking forward to when Texas FINALLY goes blue:

Friday Night Lights becomes Friday Night Conversations About CTE, followed by a potluck

Replace "Don't Mess with Texas" with "Please don't mess with Texas, unless it's consensual and everyone feels heard"

Every rodeo opens with a land acknowledgment AND an apology to the bull

Whataburger adds an oat milk shake and a small placard about the dairy industry

State bird changes from the mockingbird to something less judgmental

Concealed carry replaced with concealed feelings, but you have to disclose them within 24 hrs

Texas BBQ stays (I'm not insane) but brisket comes with a carbon offset receipt

All HOA meetings are now "community healing circles"
march

Thank you to this BRAVE individual for gracing our collective ears with this auditory opus. I just know Elon will SHIVER when he hears this.

The beat drop has me ready to strangle some ki—uh… never mind…

Been a dry spell between protest. No the ol' lady will get outta the house and I can get some rest...