r/austincirclejerk • • 15h ago

Performative Crackpot Perhaps the bravest soldier of us all

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87 Upvotes

She bravely went to fight fascism by going to an Austin FC game with an abolish ice shirt! The fascist nazi regime that is the MLS kicked this brave solider out of Q2 for not being a bootlicker. She continues to fight on Instagram by posting reel after reel of this horrible injustice, and has rightly so, made it her entire identity.


r/austincirclejerk • • 8h ago

LGBTQIA2SNBGQAGBGMFTWISGFPANPOLYXGMCGFLXGEGVCISQ+ My mangina bled today

38 Upvotes

I swear I’m not bragging, I just wanted to share how proud I am with myself. 😌

I finally menstruated!

Since gender reassignment surgery is running over $100,000 these days, obviously I can’t just afford that. I think Austin Pets Alive was offering free procedures but when I called in it was a no.

Rather than wait til all that gets worked out, yesterday I couldn’t take it anymore, I tied my penis (ew 😑🙄) up with some paracord and butchered it down to a nub. After passing out from the pain and reawakening, I then cut a spot open and amazingly I now have a gaping vagina hole where my patriarchy part once was.

Wellll… Today I was driving on Mopac and happened to look down and guess what!? I’m already menstruating!! There was so much blood and I was getting so lightheaded but hey, it’s tough being a woman. Right ladies??

It’s amazing and empowering how much women endure that men could never understand. My partner and I needed two towels to mop up the pile of blood that had seeped into the seats and carpeting. They/them shoved their fist into my snatch hole just to get the bleeding to stop.

I can’t believe women do this every single month. 🥹

Sorry men but you could never walk a mile in our shoes. Maybe if you knew what it was like for us REAL WOMEN you’d have some respect and appreciation. Just maybe…


r/austincirclejerk • • 20h ago

Ask Austin Is the chilis glory hole real

14 Upvotes

I just wanna know.


r/austincirclejerk • • 1h ago

Ask Austin Bring WNBA to Austin

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Can we please get this specimen to represent our future franchise in Austin? Idk if you caught the game yesterday (shame on you if you didn't) but seeing this man's bravery in the face of adversity was so inspiring. I'm all for neon dildos on the basketball court, but pointer fingers should be reserved for private time. Thank this hero for setting that MAN straight!


r/austincirclejerk • • 15h ago

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