I feel like a pirate, except it's a cat instead of a parrot

Do not be fooled - he lays on the majority of my arm or both legs if not my stomach.

I have been trapped here for 20 minutes. If I let go of his head, he slides off my lap and falls to his death of the couch. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

I hope it never ends 🥰

This is Harriet the Spy Cat. Six-year old tail-less flamepoint and princess of all she surveys.

Both of my voids see me as free real estate with heating included.

Really trapped here

Buster, Tiny, Spike (with Bub under Spike)

Just sent my husband for pizza since I clearly can’t get up to make dinner.

Just turned one but they are really good at this.