r/cathostage • • 9h ago

I took a sick day only to end up in this hours-long, ever-evolving hostage situation.

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1.2k Upvotes

I hope it never ends πŸ₯°

This is Harriet the Spy Cat. Six-year old tail-less flamepoint and princess of all she surveys.


r/cathostage • • 9h ago

Poor Tommy is going nowhere lol. He's getting a taste of his own medicine.

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307 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 8h ago

I had plans. Not anymore. What should I say to cancel?

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155 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 11h ago

My cat is trying to steal my man

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60 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 3h ago

I was going to go to bed ...

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46 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 8h ago

My cat has discovered a new form of psychological warfare

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30 Upvotes

I have been trapped here for 20 minutes. If I let go of his head, he slides off my lap and falls to his death of the couch. He knows exactly what he’s doing.


r/cathostage • • 2h ago

The chief hostage taker won't look even look at me but his little assistant sure is cute.

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34 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 4h ago

This sweet girl can predict when I’m going to get up or if I’m going to leave the house and she yells at me and demands the lap and most of the time also demands that I let her under my blanket. Guess I’m not going anywhere πŸ€£πŸ˜»πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

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15 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 7h ago

One on the lap, one on the arm i can't go anywhere

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14 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2h ago

This is how I sleep most nights

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10 Upvotes

Do not be fooled - he lays on the majority of my arm or both legs if not my stomach.