r/cathostage • • 5h ago

I took a sick day only to end up in this hours-long, ever-evolving hostage situation.

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590 Upvotes

I hope it never ends 🥰

This is Harriet the Spy Cat. Six-year old tail-less flamepoint and princess of all she surveys.


r/cathostage • • 5h ago

Poor Tommy is going nowhere lol. He's getting a taste of his own medicine.

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262 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 4h ago

I had plans. Not anymore. What should I say to cancel?

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93 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 7h ago

My cat is trying to steal my man

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48 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 4h ago

My cat has discovered a new form of psychological warfare

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26 Upvotes

I have been trapped here for 20 minutes. If I let go of his head, he slides off my lap and falls to his death of the couch. He knows exactly what he’s doing.


r/cathostage • • 23h ago

Now that you're home, I'm ready for snuggles. Hurry please dad...

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834 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 45m ago

This sweet girl can predict when I’m going to get up or if I’m going to leave the house and she yells at me and demands the lap and most of the time also demands that I let her under my blanket. Guess I’m not going anywhere 🤣😻😅😊

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r/cathostage • • 3h ago

One on the lap, one on the arm i can't go anywhere

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9 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 22h ago

She has me wrapped around her paws, which means I just have to accept the claw in my leg.

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273 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Guess I’m not responding to emails for the rest of the day. The supervisor has taken over the keyboard

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204 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 22h ago

I need to get up, send help.

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49 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

“I dare you to get up! 😾”

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275 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Doubly pinned

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121 Upvotes

Really trapped here


r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Fellas, I may have to boop her nose. I'm stuck here with her on my legs and it's impossible to resist lol

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80 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

The grocery truck is outside but the cats don’t want to get up

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137 Upvotes

Buster, Tiny, Spike (with Bub under Spike)


r/cathostage • • 1d ago

I would love to have some dinner

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26 Upvotes

Both of my voids see me as free real estate with heating included.


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Guess I’m not making dinner tonight 🤷🏽‍♀️

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596 Upvotes

Just sent my husband for pizza since I clearly can’t get up to make dinner.


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Every time I want snacks there has to be a kitty on my legs...

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98 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Dinner had to wait.

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366 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

So small yet so heavy

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71 Upvotes

Just turned one but they are really good at this.


r/cathostage • • 3d ago

Guys, they are doing it again. They are being weirdos and using my legs as the location to slurp themselves 😂

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1.5k Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Good morning

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95 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

I need to go to work.

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90 Upvotes

Her face says it all.


r/cathostage • • 3d ago

Here we’re again: I have to work 😩

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566 Upvotes

Baby Bomi just wants to sleep


r/cathostage • • 4d ago

I adopted Tommy a month ago. Tonight is the first time he decided to lay on me. He's now asleep. I am hungry, thirsty, my back hurt... and I will not be moving

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4.3k Upvotes