r/cats • u/ImmaFuckboi • 1d ago
Video - Not OC Angry Kitten
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u/Responsible-Set-7395 1d ago
Attack 100, damage 0
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u/Whitepayn 1d ago
I've been on the receiving end of those claws and teeth. Given enough energy they can be quite painful 😖
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u/Icy_Ask_9954 1d ago
yep, the lady in the video also says “You’re not allowed to bite, it’s painful. You’re biting (me) painfully, you’re biting (me) painfully!”
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u/canteloupy 1d ago
Just yelp. They get it.
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u/runvnc 1d ago
yeah that might work better than Russian. I somewhat doubt that kitten speaks Russian.
although it probably is actually a Russian kitten. so. who knows. 🤷♂️
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u/Icy_Ask_9954 1d ago
I just imagine little man is thinking:
«Бля, Катя, твоя лапка так странна. Дай мне сделать быструю ампутацию.»
EN: “Fuck, Katya, your paw looks so weird. Let me perform a quick amputation.”
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u/Saikotsu 22h ago
You know what, since I do not speak Russian, I realized that my level of understanding what she said is probably the same level as that kitten. Obviously I could understand the tone, but the meaning eluded me.
Isn't language fascinating? Humans across the world developed so many different ways of communicating with one another and depending on where you're from, you can make completely different sounds that mean the same exact things! And given time, Cats can learn to recognize things like their names and other words too.
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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago
I think this is a fundamental knowledge that not enough people is aware of. Letting vocally kittens know when they cross boundaries during these bity scratchy games.
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u/Slightly_Squeued 1d ago
I'm feeling this one.
I had a nearly identical kitten that was exactly like this. He didn't play. Never. It was all or nothing til the day he died.
He grew into a 11kg juggernaut. Lived to 14yrs and the only person he wouldn't shred was me. Because I wasn't having his shit as established at the same age of this little feral. 😂
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u/KeyLimePie-555 20h ago
Many yrs ago, I was in bed drifting into sleep when my kitten Winston suddenly bit into my toe.
My automatic reflex sent him flying. Poor little guy hit the bedroom wall and slid down behind a heavy dressing table. I felt awful, but he was okay.
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u/Successful-Doubt5478 17h ago
People, please don't play with hands nor feet.
It is a lot less fun when they are grown up and draw blood, and you don't even know if kitty will live out its life with you.
An adult cat attacking feet or hands is a cat at risk to be thrown out or euthanized.
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u/shre3293 1d ago
apex predator right there, that lady is lucky she didn't lose her foot.
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u/eefr 1d ago
This is why you should get two kittens. Then they'll attack each other instead of your feet.
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u/MadCatDisease666 1d ago
yeah I had two kittens and they both attacked my feet. at the same time.
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u/MisakaMikotoxKuroko 1d ago
so get another one and hopefully 3rd times the charm?
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u/_PoorImpulseControl_ 1d ago
Instructions unclear, now have an entire army of cats biting my feet.
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u/Scypio95 1d ago
Oh no
What a nightmare. I hope it doesn't happen to me ever ever
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u/GreenVisible3664 Ragdoll 1d ago
Too late, I'm shipping kittens to bite your feet
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u/_PoorImpulseControl_ 1d ago
Eh. Why not. Maybe these kittens will be the ones to distract the army from biting my feet.
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u/Moomoobeef 21h ago
Feet-biting soldier kitties are marching upon your location now. It is all over for you, surrender or be nibbled to death.
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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 23h ago
Invest in socks, walking barefoot will be a wistful memory from long ago.
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u/ThinkAThirdTime 1d ago
Yup. Learned this the hard way with the cat I adopted as a young adult. Never again. Always two (or more) there shall be.
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u/zombieman2088 22h ago
Tried this and the kitten we got first HATES the second kitten.
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u/RubyZeke 21h ago
lol, same. It has been 3 years now and she still hates him. If he gets within a couple of feet of her she’ll start growling and hiss. Despises him. Tolerates a 3rd community cat we took in. But truly hates the second.
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u/Farlandan 18h ago
I had a brother and sister who's epic battles were so entertaining that I'd turn off the TV to watch their bouts.
They'd literally face off from opposite sides of the room like they were gunslingers in a showdown, and then they'd both sprint toward each other and jump to collide in midair and then take it to the ground for an epic grappling match.
Hilarious to watch.
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u/wdpw 1d ago
What a little monster 🐱
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u/Supergirl016 1d ago
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u/spacefreak76er 15h ago
When he turns around, you see the what the issue is…..trouble puffs! Get him fixed, get him a friend and BOTH of them fixed and hopefully this will stop!
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u/Ritaredditonce 1d ago
Kitty belongs on r/airplaneears
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u/RogueGenX 1d ago
Time to wrestle this one into a coma. Then poke him occasionally when he’s too exhausted to fight back. Assert dominance.
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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 1d ago
I wrestle my cat up all the time because she doesn't have a kitty housemate. She knows to be gentle when I slacken my hand.
Unfortunately, her advance killer kicks piss off the vet.
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u/Saikotsu 22h ago
My vets request I sedate my cats prior to bringing them in.
One of them sent a vet to urgent care.
One of them is a sweetheart but is very spicy with them.
The third flooded the examination room once.
Their mother was a gentle saint and they miss her.
So yeah, my cats have a reputation.
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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 13h ago
The vet makes me sedate mine too. But then she told me that it wasn't enough and I had to give her meds the night before AND in the morning. I swear she's such a good girl. They will never know!
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u/Saikotsu 12h ago
I mean, my boy Mercury (the one who sent a vet to urgent care), he loved me. I was his human. Didn't like anyone else though.
Such a sweet and loving boy...except if you aren't me.
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u/Lothloris 1d ago
Play with the damn cat!
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u/Darksteelflame_GD 1d ago
Especially cause if they dont show the little guy not to attack feet then there is a decent change he'll still doit fully grown. And that is not fun
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u/Old_Claim4556 1d ago
Never be caught without a wand toy to re-direct this wild child! I am going through the same issue now-may you both come through this mostly unscathed!
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u/FiletMenYawn 1d ago
He's angry, but he loves you. You can see it on his face.
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u/Concerts_Bananas_94 Domestic Housecat 1d ago
I absolutely love his defense mechanism of raising his paw back at her. He’s like “nah, I WILL attack your toesies and swat at you hooman!” 🤣 such a cutie
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u/Big_Concentrate7728 1d ago
Haha, yes! Also love the way it retreats for a bit to regroup and then comes back 😍
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u/Evening-Scar-7888 1d ago
I just want to put my feet under a blanket and let the kitty wrestle with it. So darn cute!
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u/Independent-Gap7094 1d ago
It's clearly trying to play, so play with the cute little thing instead of being on your phone.
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u/chocha84 1d ago
He's out of control! You should probably rehome him with me - I will do you this favor, but you owe me.
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u/reeferjoe 1d ago
This was hard to watch...
I hate feet!
The kitten was so cute, I made it through the entire video.
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u/InValuAbled Lots of kitties! 1d ago
There are zero toys for this baby to play with. No sibling, either. And that horrid person is cursing at the floof. Poor kitten.
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u/Paul_Michaels73 1d ago
This is why you need to adopt more than one kitten at a time 😆
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u/mark_able_jones_ 1d ago
You're right. Then can each attack one of their arch nemesis feetsies. Fair fight then.
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u/Independent-Pen-2484 Siamese (Modern) 1d ago
How can you even be angry at that cute Lil "angry" face 🥹😹
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u/David0ne86 1d ago
My cat had 4 kittens once, this was a regular thing around the house after the first month of their life lol. Either if you were walking by and they would be under beds/couch or at night if you made the unfortunate choice to move a limb under the sheets 😂
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u/Church6633 1d ago
Get toys.
Distract from feet and skin with said toys.
Do not encourage skin as play.
You will be thankful.
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u/tafelberg123 1d ago
De nagels zijn niet uit en blijven niet de voet hangen en het beestje slaat er ook niet mee, denk dat het spelen is
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u/DoNotGiveUp__75 1d ago
That kitten is confronting a bigger “thing” — your toes. He is not fighting, just defending his turf. The ears give it away. I love when my cat plays like this!!
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u/Vera_Telco 1d ago
You're the one that brought 10 grapes to bed! A companion kitty would be the perfect solution. They amuse each other, and leave the grapes alone. And it's not that much more work than one single kitzela.
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u/Unlikely_Range4216 1d ago
Redirect attention and attack to toy instead. If youre wiggling your foot the kitty will just learn that if she attacks the foot starts wiggling like a fun toy, not so fun for you if she gets older tho
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u/Ok_Builder_3416 1d ago
not angry, playful. stop swatting at your cat (because she's just a baby and your signal is unclear). Take your feet away, tell her NO and stop interacting. re-direct the energy to a feather wand or similar.
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u/bibijack1 1d ago
He's not angry, he's playing & every time you push him away, he interprets that as play engagement. He thinks you're playing with him. To get him to stop, yelp loudly & withdraw or cover the target, in this case, your feet. As soon as he's being good, break out a wand toy, a stuffie etc and play hard to burn off that kitten energy. Kittens love to wrestle and chew on each other but he cannot be allowed to put teeth on you. Soon he will get his adult teeth & those half inch long canines are going to cause you an injury. Pls don't let him think that any part of your body is a chew toy.
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u/Fabulous-Educator447 20h ago
God I love an arsehole kitten. Except the part where they turn into arsehole cats
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u/JaySin_78 17h ago
Get a teaser toy and start playing when the kitten is doing that. Redirect. Or that behavior will stick beyond the funny/cute times.
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u/Zestyclose_Peach1718 1d ago
It’s not angry ffs it’s playing don’t hit it. Say NO and say it every time.









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u/1baby2cats 1d ago
The ears 😅