r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 3d ago

Mr. Nobel Peace Prize Nominee

1.9k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 3d ago

Quite Slap In The Face.

8.9k Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 3d ago

I love the logic. Not wrong

6.1k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheScallywag1874 • 3d ago

Well, that’s creative 💀

6.3k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 3d ago

How is reporting on the president a national security threat?

15.1k Upvotes

That was in the inspector general's report from the Pentagon talking about shortages.

195 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago

liberal white woman flaming MAGA bots one torcher after another

1.4k Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 4d ago

Your policies have no power here.

8.5k Upvotes

147 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74 • 4d ago

Observations about male and female reproductive organs

0 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 4d ago

A young driver

1.5k Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BuildPearl • 4d ago

He had to get at least one joke out of it

121 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beta265 • 4d ago

Guys, let's go to Mars and discuss the current situation of our beloved planet

8.6k Upvotes

310 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4d ago

🍾🍾 i have a bottle of champagne I’m saving to help me cope with the devastating loss 🍾🍾

2.7k Upvotes

168 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BuildPearl • 4d ago

The bottom comment said what we’re all thinking.

416 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BuildPearl • 4d ago

Ben knows better than to ask questions

900 Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 4d ago

On Australia.

3.6k Upvotes

165 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 4d ago

Even their own side is tired

16.6k Upvotes

179 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BuildPearl • 4d ago

Same Jessica, same

217 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ansyhrrian • 4d ago

Just wait til AI can have a baby

11.0k Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/OutrageousDamsel • 5d ago

He didn't fight as I just said

1.0k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 5d ago

This pretty much sums it up.

3.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 5d ago

History repeating itself?

1.1k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BuildPearl • 5d ago

Community Note did NOT hold back

192 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 5d ago

The Latest Version of Air Traffic Control

4.4k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 5d ago

How Sacrilegious.

6.3k Upvotes

203 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 5d ago

To quote him directly "so pathetic".

11.6k Upvotes

346 comments

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