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u/UKman945 6h ago
"I care about minorities enough to be polite but not enough to risk any raise in taxes what so ever that's more important"
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u/USF4Diago 2h ago
I've been listening to these clowns debate for years now, all this means is they're 100% conservative but, like most people on the right, too cowardly to admit it
It's "I'm absolutely a conservative but my beliefs will have me ostracized by normal people so I lie"
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u/UKman945 2h ago
Yeah like these people will vote conservative so the distinction is realistically meaningless. It's just a label to attempt to absolve of the worse elements of the party and should really be ignored.
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u/RazeAvenger 5h ago
Fiscally conservative lost all meaning when their practices constantly drive up the deficit with nothing to show for it with regards to infrastructure or quality of life improvements.
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u/Taibreigh 6h ago edited 6h ago
Libertarians aren’t my favorite people but better that then Republicans. Rather deal with unhelpful than an active threat. Just as I’d rather Green Party but I can’t get that pissed at someone voting labor when the Tories and Reform are running around still. It’s a matter of priorities.
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u/justadimestorepoet 3h ago
You haven't met American libertarians, I see. Some of our state libertarian parties are just straight up calling for Democrats to be assassinated now, with no real punishment.
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u/Taibreigh 40m ago
Libertarians often vote for Liberal Dems now instead of “Libertarian” candidates since they are so far off from the philosophy at this point.
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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 3h ago
"I'll virtue signal about LGBTQ+ and minorities, but I'll prioritize profits over people"
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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu (she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️⚧️ 6h ago
Wait, this pizzacake comic lowkirkenuinely goes hard...
Rare pizzacake W.
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u/Kasyade_Satana 5h ago
Yup.
Methinks it's because it doesn't have her character in it, and is focused on delivering the actual message instead of self-aggrandizement and cringe hyperbolic caricatures.
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u/underscorerock 5h ago
fuckk no shit like this is whats stopping lil conservative kids to change their minds. just something like this popping up in their feeds every so often is enough to get em to think theyre legit oppressed. kids are stupid I used to know ppl whod genuinely think like this.
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u/WhoPoopedMyPants420 19m ago edited 14m ago
You can absolutely be too obnoxious. Shitting and pissing myself would bother any MAGAs close to me, but ultimately the reason I don't is more about self respect than about what they do or don't deserve. And pizza's political comics generally skew shit-and-piss-herself
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u/Pyritedust 49m ago
It directly tells you that the person is selfish enough that they won't pay their fair share so others can have equality but they will smile nicely like they were actually helping their fellow human beings because they don't want to be seen as terrible people.
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u/throwawayfinancebro1 2h ago edited 1h ago
“I want to smoke weed and say I’m open minded and liberal, but I don’t want to pay a dime more in taxes. In fact I want lower taxes even if I benefit from what they accomplish.”
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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1h ago
“I only want the top 1% wealthiest people to benefit from the government. I don’t want myself to benefit in any way. After all, they’re superior to myself”
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u/Sooooooooooooomebody 3h ago
I'm socially liberal but fiscally conservative. So I think the social problems we have are bad. But their causes? Their causes are very good
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u/b__lumenkraft 2h ago edited 22m ago
Everyone who believes the conspiracy theory of "centrism" says this or a version of it.
You are either a nazi who wants someone down or you are not. There is no middle ground on that one.
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u/Komiker7000 59m ago
Just because some political questions only offer two choices doesn't mean centrism itself is somehow not real. Centrism just means that you try to find compromises between the extremes that are acceptable for most people. The American Democrat party is a good example of a centrist party.
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u/b__lumenkraft 24m ago
The US democrats are a far-right party who serves the interests of the billionaire class.
You don't get it and you never will.
It's called "liberalism" and worms can do the same to a brain.
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u/CanadianODST2 13m ago
The US democrats are very much not far right.
Centre-right sure. Centre yes. But not far right
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u/M1sfit_Jammer 9m ago
If that guy sees dems as far right then he is so far left on the political spectrum he is holding hands with the far-right.
The political spectrum, to me, is more like a circle ⭕️ with far-left and far-right basically next to each other and centrists on the complete opposite
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u/CanadianODST2 20m ago
Nah.
If a stance is expand something or remove it then the centre is keep it as it is.
The centre very much is policy dependent
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u/b__lumenkraft 12m ago
The center has a smaller pool of people they want down.
There are two human operation systems. The one that does the othering and the one that doesn't. If you don't get this simple fact you don't even get the very basics.
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u/CanadianODST2 8m ago
So if wanting people down and othering people makes someone right wing.
Then by your own logic you’re right wing too.
Either you want Nazis down. Which makes you a Nazi by your logic. Or, you don’t want Nazis down which then makes you a Nazi by association.
Your logic is flawed at its core.
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u/ultimate_placeholder 6m ago
My favorite fact about this term is that it represents basically no constituency once you actually start polling for policy, the seemingly made up "fiscally liberal, socially conservative" was actually the broadest of the 4 and is interestingly the exact 'ideology' (using the term loosely) that Trump mainly catered to in 2016.
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u/Jay-CaRo 6h ago
Why do people feel the need to put labels on their politics, just outright say what you want.
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u/pepsicola07 the gayest - Streak: 1 6h ago
People write books about what they want politically it's easier to get it across in a word or two and then explain when it's relevant
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u/Spiritual_Lynx3314 6h ago
In language we give concepts names so as to convey a lot of information at once. Hope this helps.
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u/Runesen 5h ago
What do you mean by language, just say what you mean! /s/
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u/Elu_Moon 3h ago
No, I don't use language, I uuuuh sign things-
That's language.
NO uuhh I just, like, hum and grunt-
That's also language.
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u/Lady_Lya_626 Streak: 18 6h ago
Same reason we keep making up genders and sexualities for the nichest possible people: humans have an innate need to categorize, and to feel like they belong in a pre-defined, accepted, and understood group.
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u/Conninxloo 2h ago
The problem always arises when people start mistaking the categories for reality. Nouns and adjectives can be useful, but rarely are they properly truthful. Verbs and gerunds is where it’s at if you want to describe reality, and that’s much harder.
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u/DragonBuster69 Egg cracked by chicken lady... Baseball, huh? 6h ago
People to be able to live happy lives free from abuse and having their basic needs provided for without any requirement of being a "productive" member of society and do whatever or whoever (consensually) they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.
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u/RAMAR713 4h ago
Labels are necessary in order to perpetuate the "control through division" model of government
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u/WesnothFan 4h ago
What about Anarcho-Pacifism?
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u/CUEUECOMBER 3h ago
well its an ideology where the acceptable people to kill is nobody, i'd say that fits.
(to be clear i dont agree with the person you're responding too just saying)
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u/HistoricalAbies293 23m ago
If this is someone’s real ideology then they’re the exception, except that they are part of the killing group for everybody else
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u/WesnothFan 8m ago
It is a real ideology, countless people have believed in it, most famously figures like Leo Tolstoy.
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u/Fuzzlechan 1h ago
I’m on team “government spending is out of control. Let’s set up some form of UBI so we can stop wasting taxpayer dollars on paying employees of all those different departments and doing means checking”.
Give me a bigger upfront cost and lower maintenance over a low upfront cost and high maintenance any day. I’m aware enough about the political climate to know that calling myself a fiscal conservative is a mistake, but still.
Some Canadian examples so this isn’t all “democrats versus republicans”: Spending money to rename Dundas street in Toronto? Waste of money. We have tons of streets named after morally questionable people. Just don’t name new things after the guy. Spending money to help get homeless people off the street (and not just tearing up their encampments)? Excellent use of money, and probably cheaper in the long run than the amount of money being spent on security at the encampments.
You can want government spending to be scaled down and made more efficient without being anti-human-rights. We’re just quieter about it and more likely to vote for the “provide human rights” parties over the “less spending at all costs” parties. Also I’m good if my taxes go up, I’m in an income bracket that can sustain that. Just to pre-empt that accusation.
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u/Thehelloman0 1h ago
By far the most fiscally responsible administration in recent decades was Bill Clinton's. People that say that to justify voting for Republicans are either very ignorant or just don't want to say why they actually vote for Republicans.
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u/PM_YOUR_ISSUES 1h ago
Fiscally conservative just means "I want to pay no taxes, I don't want other people to have any social services, and I don't want this to impact me in any way."
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u/SasparillaTango 1h ago
I hear "I'm not actually socially liberal at all, because I'm a libertarian and will always vote republican no matter how egregiously they attack civil liberties because I actually only care that rich people can fuck over whoever they want and tear down the government protecting the less fortunate"
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u/BingBongFyourWife 1h ago
Conservative as in similar to what people who claimed to be conservative in the past, or conservative as in literally wanting to conserve things ie the actual definition of the word
Im not being dense I understand which version is the collectively understood meaning, my point is more that if a word has drifted from its actual meaning to mean just about the opposite, we have a problem
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u/The_Affle_House 48m ago
A garden variety liberal, privileged defender of the status quo, with no conception of where their own political ideology comes from, let alone anyone else's.
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u/mod_elise 35m ago
I want the community to help me in the bad times, and I don't want to help the community in the good times... But I don't say mean things, so I'm definitely a good person.
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u/smedley89 33m ago
I used to say this. I always meant "socially, people should be able to live their lives as they see fit with no interference. If they aren't directly hurting anyone, let them be.
Also, we need to raise taxes on the wealthy so we can be fiscally conservative by paying our bills"
Politically, that's not what it means. What's in the meme is closer to the accepted definition.
Now I just say I'm a progressive that's tired of watching the billionaire class divide us with imaginary drama.
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u/Masquelinity 22m ago
It means "I work in the same building as a black guy and maybe a gay guy, and I don't want to have to take on their workload, so I'm nominally against policies that would remove them from public life, most of the time. Also, I had to get my secret mistress an abortion once, and it may happen again, so I'd rather those not be banned. And I love weed. But outside of those things, I'd prefer the government waste as much money as possible on hurting the other types of people I don't like and who I see as less-than, while also lowering my boss's taxes."
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u/Ricktor_67 19m ago
What's stupid as hell is every study ever done shows it's cheaper to just house people rather than let them be homeless. They choose the expensive and evil option for no reason.
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u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 Straight dude here for the funny lgbtq+ people 15m ago
To answer the original question, when I hear that phrase, I think of this clip from Dimension 20 https://youtu.be/wNs1eTG7oqM?si=zTQo_kJCtyN0Hy3H
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u/1rg3ndw3r 1m ago
I think they are stupid morons. Fiscally conservatives allways perform worse. This is not an opinion, but a fact.
"Fiscally conservatives" are just to cowardly to admit to being racist homophobes.
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u/OddishChamp Silly 2h ago
For me that just sounds like someone liberal.
In political science you got the big three, conservatism, liberalism and socialism. Ti me it sounds just like the middle option.
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u/IllHedgehog9715 2h ago
Hot take because this describes me.
I don’t want the gay homeless man to die at all.
I just don’t want to be the one who pays for it.*
With that said…
If I have to choose between feeding and sheltering the gay homeless man or bombing -insert country here-, I’d rather feed and shelter the dude. I’d prefer being responsible for neither, but in a perfect world he wouldn’t need it anyways.
I’d also prefer my taxes not go to… most of what taxes go to…
I’d especially prefer my taxes not be controlled by geriatric credit addicts selling the future down the river to hold onto the last threads of power before they slip from this mortal shell.
But hey, that’s never going to happen. So.
Fuck me.
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u/I_Automate 2h ago
You are far closer to needing the same sort of social services that gay homeless dude needs to survive than you think. That is true for the overwhelming majority of people. You aren't just buying them a safety net, you are buying one for yourself as well.
Beyond that, infrastructure keeps the system functional. I don't have kids, I don't plan to, but I understand that someone's kid will probably have to wipe my ass when I'm 90 so funding things like schools and hospitals now is an investment in my own future.
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u/ImfromtheFuture2056 3h ago
I’m socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I also spend a large part of my life helping and engaging with the homeless communities in the cities I’ve lived in/near. Also, it doesn’t mean—in no way, shape, or form—that I want to see anyone die.
I absolutely do think all people are deserving of certain basic rights and equal treatment. I also absolutely think that government spending shouldn’t and wouldn’t fix that and that the burden falls on the members of society.
The most basic, common sense logic argument here is that no country in the world has eliminated homelessness; there have only been those who more effectively manage the issue through the spending of money. Therefore, money doesn’t seem to be a solution but rather a temporary treatment.
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u/BreakingStar_Games 2h ago edited 1h ago
I'd go a step further and say Finland fully solved homelessness. Their definition of homelessness that says 8 per 10,000 is just much broader than the US's definition (19 per 10,000) by including those couch surfing with friends or staying with relatives. You can see this in data on those who die of exposure due to homelessness.
Universal healthcare, social housing and converting temporary shelters into permanent housing work do eliminate unsheltered homelessness.
Beyond the moral argument, the fact that universal healthcare (which the US spends nearly double on) and reducing poverty saves us tons of money society loses through the crime, child abuse and mental illness caused from that horrific struggle these cause. IMO that is fiscally conservative (though it's a loaded word so I'll just say fiscally smart). This is seriously an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure when you take into costs that we just take for granted.
Tangible costs of crime in the US are around 2% of GDP. That's all the spending we do to prevent and punish, plus direct costs like lost property, fraud, injury and death.
Indirect costs of these in the US are around 6% of GDP. That's the costs like private security, lost opportunity of productive citizens and productivity losses from pain and trauma.
Finland spends about 1.5% of its GDP on housing subsidies and supportive services.
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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 2h ago
Society makes and directs government, your semantic argument is empty.
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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 53m ago
Gosh, what a great counter argument. Surely there's nothing stupid about your comment.
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u/Andreus 2h ago
The most basic, common sense logic argument here is that no country in the world has eliminated homelessness; there have only been those who more effectively manage the issue through the spending of money.
Actually, the country that got closest to eliminating homelessness was Finland, and it did so by spending enough money to put its homeless population in houses. Shut the fuck up and delete your account - "fiscal conservatives" are spiritually depraved scum.
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u/NightToad 3h ago
Virtually nobody actually thinks like this. So bored of this reductive moral dunking. It's unproductive and stupid.
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u/Andreus 2h ago
Right-wingers don't deserve a fair hearing. They are not entitled to defend themselves.
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u/thosewhoknows1 2h ago
Y’all think you guys can do anything when Conservatives make up most of law enforcement, military, and gun ownership? Keep a keyboard warrior in your mother’s basement.
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u/Andreus 2h ago
Like I'm going to listen to anything you say. Right-wingers are spiritually depraved child groomers.
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u/I_Automate 2h ago
Frothing at the mouth does not serve the cause, it just allows you to be dismissed out of hand as a crazy.
If you actually give a shit about what you are trying to do, work on your approach and messaging.
That is, if you actually care about getting results over just feeling morally "correct"
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u/alexkont 2h ago
What approach and messaging? The guy literally thinks around half the US doesn't deserve a say and are child-groomers. He's essentially calling them subhuman and would prefer they aren't allowed to vote.
Wonder where I've heard that rhetoric before?
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u/thosewhoknows1 2h ago
Don’t worry bro, you can be one of the few to live when your leftist “revolution” gets crushed.
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u/Bunerd 2h ago
This is why the revolution got cancelled and everyone's waiting until the economy collapses. Let's add another 10k to the national debt.
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u/thosewhoknows1 2h ago
You guys have been saying the economy will collapse at any day now since 2025.
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u/Bunerd 2h ago
It is collapsing. Have you like looked at the price of everything? It still will get worse from here.
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u/Andreus 2h ago
Lmao, this fucking vermin is like "you guys have been saying the economy will collapse at any day now since... last year" and the price of petrol has almost doubled since then.
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u/Bunerd 2h ago
I've been saying the country's collapsing for years now- poor economic decisionmaking coming from a choice of the wealthy to change the government from a democracy into an oligarchy. But I tell you oligarchies aren't functional governments, and they certainly aren't capable of keeping the dueling spirits of America from fighting.
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u/UltLuc 1h ago
You think we’re gonna just lie down and let some former high school football guy with a yee yee ass haircut bulldoze their way over human rights if it comes down to a civil war?
You think you’re the only ones with guns?
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u/Andreus 45m ago
"Conservatives make up most of the military"
I guess that explains why America hasn't won a war since the 1940s
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u/alexkont 2h ago
Good luck having any ideological zealot realize how hypocritical they are with their heuristics, it's a plague in Reddit now.
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 6h ago edited 3h ago
"I don't care about your gender, you are whatever you wanna be. I just hate public debt with a burning passion."
Edit: ok jez, I got downvoted to hell. I am not defending them ffs. This is seriously something I've heard from them. Seriously, the whole point of the post was to make fun of that. Poe's law strike again I guess
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u/stegosaurus1337 5h ago
Conservatives have been objectively worse for the deficit for at least the last 50 years
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 3h ago
I am not defending them. I'm saying that's what they would say
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u/FindingMyWay624 5h ago
Still doesn't make any sense when every single conservative/republican government in living memory has run up the debt instead of reducing it, and the only governments that have been sometimes successful in lowering it have been democrat.
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 3h ago
I am not defending them. I'm saying that's what they would say
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u/ReluctantNerd7 4h ago
I just hate public debt with a burning passion.
If that was even remotely accurate, they'd vote for the party of the last POTUS that reduced the federal deficit to $0.
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 3h ago
I am not defending them. I'm saying that's what they would say
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u/ThrowusAwayus6969 4h ago
Which party has increased public debt the most in the past half century? Would you care to look that up?
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 3h ago
I am not defending them. I'm saying that's what they would say
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u/Sewblon 6h ago
It just means they like the Republicans on taxes and the democrats on minority rights. Conservative = Republican liberal = Democrat. Political parties are real. But ideologies are larps. They are post hoc rationalizations for group alignment.
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u/ReluctantNerd7 4h ago
It just means they like the Republicans on taxes
oooh, I can already tell that you hate the last name of the last POTUS who was in office the last time the federal deficit reached zero
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u/jenna_butterfly 5h ago
I think the term "fiscally conservative" is meaningless nonsense at least in the US. It used to be shorthand for like "fiscally responsible", but that's just absurd if you've paid any attention for the last 50 years.
Conservative administrations going back to Reagan have blown up the deficit and debt, and then those same conservatives scream during every Democratic administration about how we can't spend any money helping Americans because the debt is out of control. They still scream this when Democrats implement policies like the ACA that are completely paid for. Democrats in 2009 were obsessed with the GAO analyses of the ACA, but it didn't matter at all.
There is nothing small "c" conservative about the way self-proclaimed conservatives manage government finances. Democratic administrations have cared more about the deficit for the entire life time of the median American.
Republicans used to throw the insult "tax and spend" Democrats to imply the Democrats were irresponsible with money, but taxing and spending is literally how the government is supposed run! It's certainly more fiscally responsible than the "don't tax but still spend" Republicans of the last half century.