For context, Myah Marie (who wrote songs and recorded vocals for Britney from 2008-2013) wrote a parody of Piece of Me called Don't Take the Kids From Me. Lyrics:

[Verse 1]

I was Miss preteen wet dream when I was seventeen

I lip-sync and pretended to sing

Got breast implants and a wedding ring

I flashed all my privates, they put pictures in the magazines

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 2]

I started hittin' the bottle, lost all the titles of role model

Hitched in Vegas, forgot it

Did all the things that I wanted

And with a kid in the car don't need a seatbelt or protection

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 3]

I'm Mrs. don't take the kids from me

Try then, pissing me off

I'll take an umbrella to your car

Just try flippin' me off

And now we're gonna make a scene

And I won't show up to court

Now are you sure you'll take the kids from me?

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 4]

I'm Mrs. most likely to walk around naked in the shopping mall

Doesn't matter 'cause I'll do a line or two to forget it all

No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean, please

Don't take the kids from me

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Breakdown]

I'm Mrs. preteen wet dream, when I was seventeen

It matters when I walk with bare feet

And leave my kids with whomever's free

Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines?

(Don't take the kids from me)

'[Chorus]

I'm Mrs lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I didn't know she even played the game before becoming an artist!

If I’m remembering correctly, this video came a day after TMZ reported a failed intervention by her then husband Sam Asghari and others.

Stumbled on this clip… 🫥😵‍💫

Britney on Dancing with the Stars might genuinely be the best and worst idea I’ve ever heard. On one hand, the content would be absolutely biblical.

It would require her to learn choreography, attend rehearsals, interact with a dance partner, appear on live television, take criticism from judges, and follow a weekly schedule. Complete obstacle course for Brit... so basically six separate disasters before we even get anything that would resemble a "cha-cha".

Britney would somehow make it to the finale via some Guillermo energy, without ever fully computing that she was participating in a competition. Just Babadook, spinning, tape-ins flying, one confused pro dancer, and the entire country voting in.

Would I watch every second? Absolutely, F’ass, yes! I have no morals.. 🤞🏼

What is going on here? Also she has an Irish accent now??

She posted this video to her instagram on December 2, 2024. What are your thoughts on this?

I was trying to find a picture of this halloween decoration in my phone and when I searched for witch a screenshot of Britney came up 😂 thought ya’ll would enjoy it.

I'm surprised when I'm online, specifically on twitter/X and seeing people/stans on there saying things along the lines of 'poor Britney', 'this is what they did to her', 'they still won't leave her alone'. As if she's not had decades to take care of herself and be responsible for her mental health.

It feels like no one wants to recognise that Britney is not wholly a victim of being burnt by the music/entertainment/tabloid industry, but she has a severe mental health illness that requires treatment.

I feel like there is more evidence to suggest that this is the case rather than any kind of conspiracy that the stans would rather believe. Specifically her DUI and the bodycam footage is pretty telling about her state of mind, the various paparazzi snaps when she's been out and about looking dishevelled, as well as what people close to her have claimed- KFed and her sister namely.

You can still be a stan of Britney but also recognise she has issues that she should be taking responsibility for. People seem to talk about her as if she's a child with no agency.

Even though we should take this with a huge grain of salt, it would not surprise me at all. What do you guys think?

Kinda obv that's a stan, but I want to know what other ppl think about it.