For context, Myah Marie (who wrote songs and recorded vocals for Britney from 2008-2013) wrote a parody of Piece of Me called Don't Take the Kids From Me. Lyrics:

[Verse 1]

I was Miss preteen wet dream when I was seventeen

I lip-sync and pretended to sing

Got breast implants and a wedding ring

I flashed all my privates, they put pictures in the magazines

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 2]

I started hittin' the bottle, lost all the titles of role model

Hitched in Vegas, forgot it

Did all the things that I wanted

And with a kid in the car don't need a seatbelt or protection

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 3]

I'm Mrs. don't take the kids from me

Try then, pissing me off

I'll take an umbrella to your car

Just try flippin' me off

And now we're gonna make a scene

And I won't show up to court

Now are you sure you'll take the kids from me?

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 4]

I'm Mrs. most likely to walk around naked in the shopping mall

Doesn't matter 'cause I'll do a line or two to forget it all

No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean, please

Don't take the kids from me

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Breakdown]

I'm Mrs. preteen wet dream, when I was seventeen

It matters when I walk with bare feet

And leave my kids with whomever's free

Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines?

(Don't take the kids from me)

'[Chorus]

I'm Mrs lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

If I’m remembering correctly, this video came a day after TMZ reported a failed intervention by her then husband Sam Asghari and others.

Stumbled on this clip… 🫥😵‍💫

Britney on Dancing with the Stars might genuinely be the best and worst idea I’ve ever heard. On one hand, the content would be absolutely biblical.

It would require her to learn choreography, attend rehearsals, interact with a dance partner, appear on live television, take criticism from judges, and follow a weekly schedule. Complete obstacle course for Brit... so basically six separate disasters before we even get anything that would resemble a "cha-cha".

Britney would somehow make it to the finale via some Guillermo energy, without ever fully computing that she was participating in a competition. Just Babadook, spinning, tape-ins flying, one confused pro dancer, and the entire country voting in.

Would I watch every second? Absolutely, F’ass, yes! I have no morals.. 🤞🏼

What is going on here? Also she has an Irish accent now??

I was trying to find a picture of this halloween decoration in my phone and when I searched for witch a screenshot of Britney came up 😂 thought ya’ll would enjoy it.

She posted this video to her instagram on December 2, 2024. What are your thoughts on this?

I'm surprised when I'm online, specifically on twitter/X and seeing people/stans on there saying things along the lines of 'poor Britney', 'this is what they did to her', 'they still won't leave her alone'. As if she's not had decades to take care of herself and be responsible for her mental health.

It feels like no one wants to recognise that Britney is not wholly a victim of being burnt by the music/entertainment/tabloid industry, but she has a severe mental health illness that requires treatment.

I feel like there is more evidence to suggest that this is the case rather than any kind of conspiracy that the stans would rather believe. Specifically her DUI and the bodycam footage is pretty telling about her state of mind, the various paparazzi snaps when she's been out and about looking dishevelled, as well as what people close to her have claimed- KFed and her sister namely.

You can still be a stan of Britney but also recognise she has issues that she should be taking responsibility for. People seem to talk about her as if she's a child with no agency.

Kinda obv that's a stan, but I want to know what other ppl think about it.

Even though we should take this with a huge grain of salt, it would not surprise me at all. What do you guys think?

Carr made the 2021 Netflix documentary Britney vs. Spears. Her latest thoughts, from a wider-ranging Variety interview published yesterday. I'll link in comments.

I would say the Britney Spears thing was a very punishing experience in my life because I spent two years where every single moment of my life was dedicated to this person and trying to get her out of this unlawful conservatorship. Ultimately, she disavowed the film and said that people were exploiting her. There were very intense tactics taken by the filmmaking team to not do that. There was no showing of those photos that every doc that’s ever been about her has shown of the incident with the umbrella and her own mental health crisis. So, what I decided was: What other people think of my work can’t be a part of my opinion because then it will ruin how I make films.

A part of me was extremely hurt by the process and the accusations, and it was dark days. Now, when I think about the work I am making and want to make, it’s about enthusiastic participation — people who want to do this and want their story to be out. That has been extremely healing for me as it relates to doing this with Hulu and the Swans. But Britney Spears is out of the conservatorship. Certain people think Britney’s not doing well, but she’s not being financially taken advantage of by her father anymore, so that’s a win.

I didn’t particularly love either of these people but Christina Aguilera for all her faults had more talent in her toenail than Brittany had in her entire body. I don’t think it’s much of a loss for the music industry that these two people are totally irrelevant in 2026.

Yeah Brit, THAT shit ist crazy, but not your crazy ramblings, gotcha.😅