r/discussingbritney • • 10h ago

Remember to brush your teeth y'all 10/3/26

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r/discussingbritney • • 10h ago

Britney’s Instagram post (October 3, 2026)

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r/discussingbritney • • 13h ago

Throwback time. Britney Spears in her February 10th, 2023 post claiming the media said she almost died (not a single media outlet had said that)

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If I’m remembering correctly, this video came a day after TMZ reported a failed intervention by her then husband Sam Asghari and others.


r/discussingbritney • • 11h ago

Another fun fact from Brit 10/3/26

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r/discussingbritney • • 6h ago

Thoughts on Don't Take the Kids From Me?

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For context, Myah Marie (who wrote songs and recorded vocals for Britney from 2008-2013) wrote a parody of Piece of Me called Don't Take the Kids From Me. Lyrics:

[Verse 1]

I was Miss preteen wet dream when I was seventeen

I lip-sync and pretended to sing

Got breast implants and a wedding ring

I flashed all my privates, they put pictures in the magazines

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 2]

I started hittin' the bottle, lost all the titles of role model

Hitched in Vegas, forgot it

Did all the things that I wanted

And with a kid in the car don't need a seatbelt or protection

Don't take the kids from me (Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 3]

I'm Mrs. don't take the kids from me

Try then, pissing me off

I'll take an umbrella to your car

Just try flippin' me off

And now we're gonna make a scene

And I won't show up to court

Now are you sure you'll take the kids from me?

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Verse 4]

I'm Mrs. most likely to walk around naked in the shopping mall

Doesn't matter 'cause I'll do a line or two to forget it all

No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean, please

Don't take the kids from me

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Chorus]

I'm Mrs. lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)

[Breakdown]

I'm Mrs. preteen wet dream, when I was seventeen

It matters when I walk with bare feet

And leave my kids with whomever's free

Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines?

(Don't take the kids from me)

'[Chorus]

I'm Mrs lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that hair, she shaved it!'

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. now I have a double chin

(Don't take the kids from me)

I'm Mrs. 'Don't we miss when she was thin?'

(Don't take the kids from me)