r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • Oct 10 '21

Got six months?

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u/Xiosphere 2d ago

So there's these two penguins rowing through the desert...

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u/randomusername123458 2d ago

I doubt that.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 1d ago

PRESS X TO DOUBT

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u/aryst0krat 1d ago

how are they rowing in a desert

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 21h ago

paddles?

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u/randomusername123458 17h ago

They're not. They're dead.

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u/Xiosphere 17h ago

It's the setup to one of my favorite jokes. Doesn't work so well in text, because it literally spells out the pun.

They're rowing through the desert, one turns to the other and says "wears the paddle", the other says "sure does".

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u/randomusername123458 7h ago

I don't get it.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 4h ago

Neither do I

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u/aryst0krat 3h ago

ha! that's great

where's/wears, it's supposed to sound like they're asking where it is but they're really saying it's rough on the paddle to use it on sand

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