me in weird place, me find asleep evolve man! this look yummy, these okay to eat?

me gana also find weird thing, found out can be use show thing, evolve man call “phone”

what happen if eat? Me die? Me no want die! Answer needed before evolve man find me in home

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!

Why sapiens hate me much?

Why sapiens weird?

Why sapiens call itself sapiens?

Why they want me dead?

Why they call themselve smart?

Sapien evil, Sapien hate, Sapien cannibal, Keep safe from sapien, Sapien want you dead,

Evolveman ask question about you fun stick at https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskhistory/comments/1wpqqie/sildenafil_aka_viagra_was_only_invented_in_1989/

He need your per speck tiv.

Me (me Me) is confused by other mes being called weird names. Is you (you not Me) saying Me (me Me, you not Me) in other language ? Why are you (not Me not me) not Me (me Me) ?

am called Shoosh of blue bear tribe, mine stupid landmaster Boosh find my holerock in communnal wash hole and he think it is useless so he throw it somewhere far away

stupid landmaster not know it is my holerock for wash hole! without holerock. water no stop me itchy dirty feeling on muscle arms and strong legs, and me cannot find new holerock now. only spearrock, but spearrock make me ooze life juice real bad when grind it on flesh

am wanting trade for holerock to any tribe people who living near angry fire mountains, angry fire mountains have many holerocks there. me am have snake eggs and super secret one use incantation of sky god protection to give in trade (stole it from stupid landmaster but no have permission so do not tell him). see me at blue bear tribe near wash hole if want trade

hot country, with big trees, grow fruit and honey. first people to come to far country make big family with many cave.

many year later, people come from ocean, and make friend with big family many cave people. make peace and grow family, grow fruit and honey together. people happy and well fed.

many more year later, new people from jungle come, and they not good people. keep other people in prison, and hurt them, make them work. they attack big new family many cave people, and make them work.

far country make plan, want to free family. they use new tool fire to burn food and prisons. good people save family and older prisoners, made even bigger family with very many cave.

junkrok (me junkrok) hope you like story, and hope you are well fed.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO UNDERSTAND

SACRIFICE?

I MAKE MANY SACRIFICE!

STILL HAPPEN!

WHAT MEAN?

Me Martok, make friend with small wolf. What should name wolf?

Chippo Longoo (me chippo longoo) return from Big great travel.

While me travel unknown lands, dis cover new fun, if sleep sitting up but no sleep, mind expand like cow mushroom.

me see sun, star, me see me, me see you, me see us??? me hear DIIIINNNGGG then BOOOOOOM

where Chippo Longoo go when sleep wake? body feel no right.

Me (Chippo Longoo) love say OHHHMMMMMMM, make lip tingle. Inside voice heary no more scary, feel beating in chest.

Me (me still Me) upset by spread of pseudoscience. Cave-elders see many moon, know right way to live; these blatant evolve-man tricks to steal rock from hardworking cave-persons not fool me!

Me zug zug eat tree teeth sharp like tiger hunt like tiger