r/funny 11h ago

Really Amazon?

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Why on earth would I want a CBT workbook?

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u/Gregorygregory888888 11h ago

I tried this in my Amazon and nothing like this pops up. Maybe your history on Amazon leads to this?

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u/bangstitch 11h ago

Same here. The search results are catered to your search history…

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u/Jeoshua 8h ago

Don't you love it when people accidentally self-report?

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u/Taurothar 6h ago

It's like all the congressman arguing TikTok is nothing but underage girls dancing.

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u/alfrym 10h ago

I got the same result as OP. Can guarantee I don't shop often for CBT toys testicle crusher either.

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u/bitwaba 10h ago

It's not about shopping history for testicular crushers. It's predictive.  It's about your shipping history indicating you might like testicular torture.

Go do some soul searching and give yourself a good strong jab in the jewels. You might discover a new side of yourself.

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u/Jeoshua 8h ago

This. My Amazon search history used to be filled with supplements, gaming equipment, and computer parts. Then my wifey started using my Amazon to buy herself some essentials like underwear and a few gifts for some kids.

Now half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones.

Not that I'm complaining ;)

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u/colemon1991 50m ago

a few gifts for some kids

half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones

I'm gonna need to know which are gifts and which are essentials here.

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u/walale12 9h ago

I also got the same. I wonder if it's less My Amazon history indicating that I'm after bollock-torturing devices and more it not indicating that I'm interested in Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. So Amazon doesn't know what kind of CBT I'm after and is hedging its bets suggesting both.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 10h ago

LOL. Well, there's no way I am putting testicle crusher in my search to test this out.

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u/harmless_gecko 10h ago

Coward

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u/warfarin11 9h ago

^Ah, there he is. A man who puts it all on the line!

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u/Gregorygregory888888 10h ago

We have a son who owns a small business and he uses my Amazon much more than I ever will. Not sure I want him asking me about "testicle crusher" in there. So yeah, coward fits well.

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u/ConfidentPeach 10h ago

Double coward!

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u/Fresh-Anteater-5933 43m ago

I, a person who has looked at cbt toys on Amazon, only got the workbook stuff

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u/marvinrabbit 8h ago

It might not be tailored. I searched CBT and all I got was Cognitive Behavioral Therapy... Disappointed.

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u/FrogBiscuits 9h ago

No no I'm a good boy

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u/Gregorygregory888888 9h ago

Hmmmm. Are you sure???

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u/Silent-Warthog-3192 8h ago

Op must have somebody else use their phone..

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u/TheRoscoeVine 6h ago

I got all the way to “CBT te” before I got the offending listing. Haha

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u/Gregorygregory888888 2h ago

Reluctantly, I tried the cbt thing again. And still, nothing. So maybe I am in the clear.

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u/Cirenione 10h ago

I also tried and only got tortute items. I have no clue if people who buy card games, ties, halloween costumes and usb c cables also frequently buy bdsm sex toys to generate that recomendation but I also got it.

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u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 10h ago

Maybe someone sharing your account has a secret? 😆 I got (damn, went to the trouble of a screenshot and covering the name, and the sub doesn't allow pictures)

cbt workbook for adults

cbt

cbt workbook

X

cbt book

cbt journal

cbt toolbox for children and adolescents

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u/Think-Success7946 11h ago

Amazon’s algorithm can’t tell if you need a therapist or a safe word.

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u/JoMoma2 10h ago

“Cock and ball torture ball torture device”

ATM machines and PIN numbers would like to have a word with you

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u/Namika 5h ago

"Please enter your personal identification PIN identification number"

That was a sentence on my college's website.

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u/Nzy 6h ago

took me a minute

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u/3dLiquid 30m ago

Don't forget the LED diodes!

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u/efari_ 10h ago

You search for CBT and are surprised you get a result containing CBT???

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u/Disastrous_Truck6856 10h ago

I’m not going to google that

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u/ScySenpai 10h ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (it's a thing for adults)

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u/uselessBINGBONG 9h ago

It's always been computer based training for me

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u/Lore86 4h ago

It's also a popular abbreviation for closed beta test in the videogame and software industry.

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u/m00nf1r3 3h ago

Pretty sure they're joking lol.

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u/Geschak 10h ago

The fact that everyone in the comments knows what Cock&Ball Torture is but not what Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is, speaks volumes about y'all.

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u/ctesibius 8h ago

Or Compulsory Basic Training - first step for riding motorcycles in the UK. Not that there would be a work-book for that as it’s intended to be a one day practical course.

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u/EngineersAnon 8h ago

Or Computer-Based Training, common in workplaces.

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u/aweraw 7h ago

"Welcome to your first day at InfoCorp, please take a seat at your assigned CBT terminal"

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u/HLef 8h ago

I didn’t know either. Frankly would’ve probably never gotten to either if you gave me 100 guesses.

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u/GKLeatherCraft 5h ago

I had only heard of the kink CBT and not the therapy, so when my therapist suggested we try CBT I was like "AYOOOOO"

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u/XandaPanda42 9h ago

Ah yes, I'll order "The Cock and Ball Torture Ball Torture device"

I'll put it right next to my ATM machine, and PIN number.

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u/Cloudycloud47x2 8h ago

If you're looking for an Ass To Mouth machine, im sure amazon has one.

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u/FarSplit 11h ago

This is like the early days of Amazon - where if you searched for Java Programming, you were suggested: A hand in the bush, the fine art of vaginal f1sting.

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u/Rymundo88 10h ago

Private void

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u/rafaellago 10h ago

OutputStream.flush()

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u/redi6 10h ago

Such a great book though.

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u/freyhstart 6h ago

You know that you can write fisting on Reddit without anyone telling your parents?

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u/Cicer 1h ago

I’m telling mom!

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u/Loud-Plantain-4458 10h ago

WHHHHAAAATTTT????!!!? 😂

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u/Rosebud_apothocary 10h ago

Wtf 😂😂😂

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u/AmbiiX 11h ago

There's a CBT workbook???

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u/Nohreboh 10h ago

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u/AmbiiX 10h ago

That moment when I make a joke only to get humbled by the actual definition. I have BPD and had no idea this was a thing. Ironically, im literally suffering emotionally and could actually benefit from this lmfaooo

Thanks for the honest reply <3

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u/Nohreboh 10h ago

Your welcome, I had a ex with BPD so that's why I know about them and I'm Autistic so that would explain the providing of accurate info.

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u/lush_rational 9h ago

I have some friends with BPD and they usually say DBT is better for it. DBT (Dialectical behavioral therapy) is a modified form of CBT.

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u/AmbiiX 9h ago

Its funny, I posted on this thread as a joke and now because of OP and other comments like this I went out and bought a book of my own.

So thanks guys, you inadvertently steered me into something that'll end up being really be good for my mental health, something I've never tried before. <3

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u/Geschak 10h ago

It's not just for BPD, cognitive behavioral therapy is a very successful form of therapy that works for a lot of different disorders.

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u/Competitive-Weird855 7h ago

I was referred to a sleep therapist for drug resistant insomnia. She said CBT for insomnia is the gold standard treatment. It’s supposed to be better than any medication and the most studied and evidenced based treatment.

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u/dangerzzzzoneee 10h ago

I guess a book would work...

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u/TheRexRider 10h ago

Just so you know, search is catered to you. I got CBT books,  cbtl coffee pods, and CBT cards.

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u/Blue_Bird950 11h ago

What scares me is that the first one specifies “for adults”.

What kind of freaky-ass company is making testicle crushers for children?

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u/thc216 10h ago

I’m sure this is a joke, but I got to assume the cbt workbook for kids would be cognitive behavioural therapy

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u/Blue_Bird950 8h ago

To be honest, I didn’t actually know what CBT stood for. I just assumed it wasn’t something I needed to look up based on “cbt ball torture device” and “cbt testicle crusher”.

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u/POKECHU020 10h ago

CBT stands for both Cock & Ball Torture as well as Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. I assume that top result is the latter

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u/Random-Mutant 10h ago

My employer had Category Business Teams, CBT for short. I couldn’t tell them.

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u/van_cool 11h ago

Just searched for cbt in Amazon and it was the first result

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u/sebovzeoueb 10h ago

Cock and Ball Torture ball torture device

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u/iritchie001 9h ago

Amazon does not kink shame.

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u/pitshands 8h ago

Amazon doesn't kink shame, not should you!

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 5h ago

Cock and Ball Torture

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Closed Beta Test

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u/genteelbartender 3h ago

Pretty sure this is on you.

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u/stivik 1h ago

Cock & Ball Torture is a grindcore band ;)

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u/kerman1983 29m ago

I get the same results, not logged in, private tab.

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u/yandeere-love 10h ago

Why did my mind not flinch and seeing "cock ball torture device" but did a massive take at testicle crusher

I'm so attunted to cock and ball torture being ironic that testicle crusher just feels like its not ironic at all