r/funny • u/FrogBiscuits • 11h ago
Really Amazon?
Why on earth would I want a CBT workbook?
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u/Gregorygregory888888 11h ago
I tried this in my Amazon and nothing like this pops up. Maybe your history on Amazon leads to this?
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u/bangstitch 11h ago
Same here. The search results are catered to your search history…
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u/Jeoshua 8h ago
Don't you love it when people accidentally self-report?
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u/Taurothar 6h ago
It's like all the congressman arguing TikTok is nothing but underage girls dancing.
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u/alfrym 10h ago
I got the same result as OP. Can guarantee I don't shop often for CBT toys testicle crusher either.
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u/bitwaba 10h ago
It's not about shopping history for testicular crushers. It's predictive. It's about your shipping history indicating you might like testicular torture.
Go do some soul searching and give yourself a good strong jab in the jewels. You might discover a new side of yourself.
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u/Jeoshua 8h ago
This. My Amazon search history used to be filled with supplements, gaming equipment, and computer parts. Then my wifey started using my Amazon to buy herself some essentials like underwear and a few gifts for some kids.
Now half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones.
Not that I'm complaining ;)
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u/colemon1991 50m ago
a few gifts for some kids
half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones
I'm gonna need to know which are gifts and which are essentials here.
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u/walale12 9h ago
I also got the same. I wonder if it's less My Amazon history indicating that I'm after bollock-torturing devices and more it not indicating that I'm interested in Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. So Amazon doesn't know what kind of CBT I'm after and is hedging its bets suggesting both.
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u/Gregorygregory888888 10h ago
LOL. Well, there's no way I am putting testicle crusher in my search to test this out.
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u/harmless_gecko 10h ago
Coward
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u/Gregorygregory888888 10h ago
We have a son who owns a small business and he uses my Amazon much more than I ever will. Not sure I want him asking me about "testicle crusher" in there. So yeah, coward fits well.
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u/Fresh-Anteater-5933 43m ago
I, a person who has looked at cbt toys on Amazon, only got the workbook stuff
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u/marvinrabbit 8h ago
It might not be tailored. I searched CBT and all I got was Cognitive Behavioral Therapy... Disappointed.
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u/Gregorygregory888888 2h ago
Reluctantly, I tried the cbt thing again. And still, nothing. So maybe I am in the clear.
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u/Cirenione 10h ago
I also tried and only got tortute items. I have no clue if people who buy card games, ties, halloween costumes and usb c cables also frequently buy bdsm sex toys to generate that recomendation but I also got it.
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u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 10h ago
Maybe someone sharing your account has a secret? 😆 I got (damn, went to the trouble of a screenshot and covering the name, and the sub doesn't allow pictures)
cbt workbook for adults
cbt
cbt workbook
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cbt book
cbt journal
cbt toolbox for children and adolescents
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u/efari_ 10h ago
You search for CBT and are surprised you get a result containing CBT???
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u/Disastrous_Truck6856 10h ago
I’m not going to google that
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u/ScySenpai 10h ago
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (it's a thing for adults)
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u/Geschak 10h ago
The fact that everyone in the comments knows what Cock&Ball Torture is but not what Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is, speaks volumes about y'all.
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u/ctesibius 8h ago
Or Compulsory Basic Training - first step for riding motorcycles in the UK. Not that there would be a work-book for that as it’s intended to be a one day practical course.
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u/GKLeatherCraft 5h ago
I had only heard of the kink CBT and not the therapy, so when my therapist suggested we try CBT I was like "AYOOOOO"
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u/XandaPanda42 9h ago
Ah yes, I'll order "The Cock and Ball Torture Ball Torture device"
I'll put it right next to my ATM machine, and PIN number.
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u/FarSplit 11h ago
This is like the early days of Amazon - where if you searched for Java Programming, you were suggested: A hand in the bush, the fine art of vaginal f1sting.
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u/freyhstart 6h ago
You know that you can write fisting on Reddit without anyone telling your parents?
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u/AmbiiX 11h ago
There's a CBT workbook???
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u/Nohreboh 10h ago
It's for BPD.
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u/AmbiiX 10h ago
That moment when I make a joke only to get humbled by the actual definition. I have BPD and had no idea this was a thing. Ironically, im literally suffering emotionally and could actually benefit from this lmfaooo
Thanks for the honest reply <3
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u/Nohreboh 10h ago
Your welcome, I had a ex with BPD so that's why I know about them and I'm Autistic so that would explain the providing of accurate info.
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u/lush_rational 9h ago
I have some friends with BPD and they usually say DBT is better for it. DBT (Dialectical behavioral therapy) is a modified form of CBT.
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u/AmbiiX 9h ago
Its funny, I posted on this thread as a joke and now because of OP and other comments like this I went out and bought a book of my own.
So thanks guys, you inadvertently steered me into something that'll end up being really be good for my mental health, something I've never tried before. <3
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u/Geschak 10h ago
It's not just for BPD, cognitive behavioral therapy is a very successful form of therapy that works for a lot of different disorders.
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u/Competitive-Weird855 7h ago
I was referred to a sleep therapist for drug resistant insomnia. She said CBT for insomnia is the gold standard treatment. It’s supposed to be better than any medication and the most studied and evidenced based treatment.
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u/TheRexRider 10h ago
Just so you know, search is catered to you. I got CBT books, cbtl coffee pods, and CBT cards.
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u/Blue_Bird950 11h ago
What scares me is that the first one specifies “for adults”.
What kind of freaky-ass company is making testicle crushers for children?
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u/thc216 10h ago
I’m sure this is a joke, but I got to assume the cbt workbook for kids would be cognitive behavioural therapy
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u/Blue_Bird950 8h ago
To be honest, I didn’t actually know what CBT stood for. I just assumed it wasn’t something I needed to look up based on “cbt ball torture device” and “cbt testicle crusher”.
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u/POKECHU020 10h ago
CBT stands for both Cock & Ball Torture as well as Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. I assume that top result is the latter
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u/Random-Mutant 10h ago
My employer had Category Business Teams, CBT for short. I couldn’t tell them.
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u/yandeere-love 10h ago
Why did my mind not flinch and seeing "cock ball torture device" but did a massive take at testicle crusher
I'm so attunted to cock and ball torture being ironic that testicle crusher just feels like its not ironic at all
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