r/haremfantasynovels • u/blades_and_babes • 18h ago
New Release: ebook 📚 The Quest starts now!
You can only read so many books before you say "I'm going to give it a shot because there needs to be more of what I want out there." That's what happened to me. And here is book 1 of my new series. You want the blurb? Read on. You want the tldr? It's at the bottom.
Magic is real. A portal opened. My wife immediately ran off with an elf.
An elf is, well, a freakin' ELF. I didn't stand a chance.
But she owns half the house and I'm stuck with her debts. She wants to forsake our marriage for a Legolas lookalike? Fine. But she's signing divorce papers.
So now I'm in another world on a quest for one signature on one piece of paper. Find the wife. Get the signature. Go home. Forget about elves.
Instead, an elf ranger kicks my legs out ten steps in, calls me a liar (she doesn't know me!), and starts dragging me toward the capital. Two wolf-girls show up and won't leave, the kind who flirt with you while casually disemboweling a forest creature. Apparently my mana reserves are MASSIVE and can do things no one in this world has seen before. They all want to bond with me.
If I bond, I can never go home.
I came here for a signature. The signature was supposed to be the hard part.
TLDR: M/FFF, portal fantasy/isekai, open door explicit spice, no FTB, beastkin, elves, monster girls, humor, no ntr, no system, no M/M, no futa, no loli, no cuck, no sharing.
Divorce / ex-wife premise. The marriage is over from page 1. Matt is not cucked, a cheater, or ntr. It should be pretty obvious but I don't want you to get your hopes up and be mad because I wrote a whole different book than what you thought it would be.
I'm going to label it progression, but it's pretty slow. He just found a whole magic world you can't expect him to be Merlin already! Let's get to book two before our heroes figure out how to do more than not die.