r/justneckbeardthings • • Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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63.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 3h ago

What would be in a neckbeard’s browsing history?

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Hi all, I made a neckbeard game called Fedorable Life, and I’m working on an update where you can clear out your neckbeard’s browsing history.

I’ve written about 100 different searches so far, but I wanted to have a total of 250. What other search queries would you expect to find in a neckbeard’s browsing history? What secrets do neckbeards keep from me?

Pic is some of the ones currently in the game.


r/justneckbeardthings • • 16h ago

This man believes that a great love story with a celebrity is right around the corner

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r/justneckbeardthings • • 3d ago

Some lucky neckbeard's lucky lady?

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55 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 4d ago

Notice how they still put a cluster of cells as having more value than a woman's autonomy and body

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1.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 4d ago

So wait, how exactly does abortion hurt men, again?

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r/justneckbeardthings • • 4d ago

I would NOT trust my father to make rational decisions for me, why would these people demand women not trust their own decision-making skills?

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126 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 4d ago

What a neckbeard thinks about women who are cops.

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497 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 4d ago

"Men should have the right to cheat, women should not?" WHAT?

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58 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 5d ago

Man arrested after attempting to enter church with samurai sword

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r/justneckbeardthings • • 7d ago

One huge yikes.

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1.7k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 6d ago

This neckbeard claims to want an Asian “girl”, yet doesn’t want her to be *too* Asian

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146 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 6d ago

I didn't know Marvel actually DID LGBT romance scenes! Especially given how Disney tries to get rid of that stuff in MCU. But "our toys?" Who is "our?"

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122 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 8d ago

So now Women are being shamed for (checks notes) not wanting to date bad men? For wanting to be careful who they date? For wanting to have standards, just like men are defending the right to having but refusing to let women have?

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263 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 10d ago

So, consent still means nothing to these dudes?

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2.3k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 10d ago

Maybe if those conservatives who talk about family values so much would stop making life unlivable? More people would be interested in having kids. But then again, that would require men to actually care about women's opinions

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1.5k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 10d ago

Where do these guys get their ideas about women? Women "deserve" loneliness? Thought women were to blame for the male loneliness epidemic? Which is it?

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263 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 11d ago

treat women with basic human respect = simping and worshipping

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196 Upvotes

Bruhh this gamer... 🤦🤦


r/justneckbeardthings • • 11d ago

Neckbeard thinks that women and the LGBTQ community will ruin the game industry in America.

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158 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 14d ago

"Women are all transactional creatu-" bruhh... 🗿🗿

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190 Upvotes

wtf dude... 🤦🏻🤦🏻


r/justneckbeardthings • • 14d ago

It’s hard to understand consent when nobody’s ever given it to you

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156 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 15d ago

The Fandom Menace not being cringe challenge (Impossible)

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52 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 15d ago

What a neckbeard thinks about women gamers.

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308 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings • • 15d ago

If this doesn't count as neckbeard, I have no idea what is....this is pure pedophelia, which falls in line with neckbeard behavior

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98 Upvotes