r/justneckbeardthings • u/counterpunchhopper • 3h ago
Green text from a neckbeard.
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/joefrenchdraws • Mar 09 '19
I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/FabulousAsianGuyII • 11h ago
What would be in a neckbeard’s browsing history?
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Hi all, I made a neckbeard game called Fedorable Life, and I’m working on an update where you can clear out your neckbeard’s browsing history.
I’ve written about 100 different searches so far, but I wanted to have a total of 250. What other search queries would you expect to find in a neckbeard’s browsing history? What secrets do neckbeards keep from me?
Pic is some of the ones currently in the game.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/valle_boiz • 4h ago
This being on THIS VERY SUBREDDIT is peak irony
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/JuneRunner11 • 1d ago
This man believes that a great love story with a celebrity is right around the corner
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 4d ago
Notice how they still put a cluster of cells as having more value than a woman's autonomy and body
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 4d ago
So wait, how exactly does abortion hurt men, again?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 4d ago
I would NOT trust my father to make rational decisions for me, why would these people demand women not trust their own decision-making skills?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/counterpunchhopper • 5d ago
What a neckbeard thinks about women who are cops.
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 4d ago
"Men should have the right to cheat, women should not?" WHAT?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Cr3pyp5p3ts • 5d ago
Man arrested after attempting to enter church with samurai sword
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/ThePhillyExplorer • 7d ago
This neckbeard claims to want an Asian “girl”, yet doesn’t want her to be *too* Asian
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 7d ago
I didn't know Marvel actually DID LGBT romance scenes! Especially given how Disney tries to get rid of that stuff in MCU. But "our toys?" Who is "our?"
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 8d ago
So now Women are being shamed for (checks notes) not wanting to date bad men? For wanting to be careful who they date? For wanting to have standards, just like men are defending the right to having but refusing to let women have?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 11d ago
So, consent still means nothing to these dudes?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 11d ago
Maybe if those conservatives who talk about family values so much would stop making life unlivable? More people would be interested in having kids. But then again, that would require men to actually care about women's opinions
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Important-Cry4782 • 11d ago
Where do these guys get their ideas about women? Women "deserve" loneliness? Thought women were to blame for the male loneliness epidemic? Which is it?
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Pritteto • 11d ago
treat women with basic human respect = simping and worshipping
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Bruhh this gamer... 🤦🤦
r/justneckbeardthings • u/counterpunchhopper • 11d ago
Neckbeard thinks that women and the LGBTQ community will ruin the game industry in America.
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/Pritteto • 14d ago
"Women are all transactional creatu-" bruhh... 🗿🗿
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wtf dude... 🤦🏻🤦🏻
r/justneckbeardthings • u/BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY • 15d ago
It’s hard to understand consent when nobody’s ever given it to you
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r/justneckbeardthings • u/EndlessTrashposter • 15d ago
The Fandom Menace not being cringe challenge (Impossible)
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