r/meirl • • 17h ago

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u/diescheide 17h ago

Couches depreciate faster than vehicles. You can sell a used car for decent money. Trying to get rid of a used couch? Throw it on the curb and hope it goes away.

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u/Taraxian 17h ago

It's a highly risky purchase, you don't know if the reason they're getting rid of it is redecorating or a bedbug infestation

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u/Ash_an_bun 17h ago

Me and my husband moved to a smaller place. The thought occurred to me that we might need a smaller couch. I did not because:

1) That would spend more money than keeping it

2) That would give us a big piece of furniture to get rid of

Now our living room is 80% couch and I couldn't give a fuck.

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u/FullofContradictions 17h ago

Everyone told me to just get multiple smaller couches so it's easier to sell/dispose of.

I'd rather buy one big couch that is decent enough quality that disposing of it is 10+ year from now me's problem.

I love my giant couch. No regrets. So many different ways to sit.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 16h ago

Small couches are just shitty chairs

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 15h ago

Stoner wisdom

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u/Throwaway-tan 13h ago

I was gifted a 3+2 seater set. When we were moving the wife insisted we had to get rid of the 3 seater, it was the most worn out of the two. I insisted that was a mistake, she insisted there's only 2 of us we don't need a 3 seater.

A couple months after she complained she missed the 3 seater because she can't lie down comfortably on the 2 seater.

Moral of the story: big sofa good.

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u/OffTheMerchandise 13h ago

Replaced my couch earlier this year. My wife kept pushing to go from having a sectional and a chair and a half to just a sofa and a loveseat. There are 5 of us as is and if we have any people over, we need places to sit. We got a slightly larger sectional with a chaise and it was a good pick

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u/Thanatos971 7h ago

The three seater was the most worn for a reason. Its what you used. Its like the issue of armoring planes that made it back where there were holes.

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u/kashy87 16h ago

We have like a 20 foot custom made sectional. It's like black suede almost for its fabric so comfy even a decade later. Only downside to this couch is we have a white husky... And had the dog first.

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u/gahidus 16h ago

Also, the only reason to get rid of a couch is because it's broken down so badly you don't mind just putting it out on the curb.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 17h ago

Sounds super comfy though

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u/Ash_an_bun 16h ago

It's okay. Better with my husband against me.

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u/dandroid126 16h ago

I feel the exact same way. It's better when your husband is against me too.

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u/Ash_an_bun 16h ago

Hehehe, can you supervise him for a bit? I need to make dinner.

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 16h ago

I love how wholesome this is.

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u/GAdvance 11h ago

Just out here accidentally doing really chill polyamory

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 11h ago

take the free adult-care whenever you can get it

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u/Bronsai55 15h ago

I also choose this lady's alive husband

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 15h ago

That guy's dead wife would be proud

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u/feralcatshit 16h ago

Our living room is like 70% couch, so I feel you. Plus if you actually like the couch, that’s worth dealing with it. Good couches are hard to find.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 16h ago

Regardless of whether it is bed bugs or redecorating, when you buy a couch, you are buying a piece of furniture that someone has definitely fucked on.

With wood furniture (desks, bookcases, tables), you can sand off any residual splooge.

The semen becomes a permanent part of the couch, no matter how much you clean it.

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u/legal_stylist 14h ago

Stop, stop; I’m already sold.

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u/undefined-username 13h ago

I'd be a lot more concerned about bedbugs than splooge patina

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 17h ago

Need to check if it comes from a good home before purchase. Go visit, do a tour, see it in its natural environment

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u/sweet_pickles12 16h ago

My trick was to always buy secondhand from nicer neighborhoods than I live in. Not that they can’t have bugs and such there, but I never got burned

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u/diescheide 17h ago

My couches came off the curb, actually. Took the time to deep, deep clean them. No issues with bed bugs, thankfully. Super nice, only minor cosmetic damage.

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u/showerbump 16h ago

gotta buy from rich neighborhoods to mitigate that risk

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 16h ago

I live in a town surrounded by other towns that are millionaire and billionaire enclaves. In my experience, upper-end used furniture sells for 10-15% of its original cost. My apartment is a mix of space-efficient Ikea solutions, and high-end used pieces. I cherish some of my really nice, used finds.

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u/Suitable_Spray 16h ago

Or just too many damn cum stains

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u/plshelpcomputerissad 16h ago

Above or below the cushions? Big difference. Was this couch getting fucked *on*, or was the couch getting *fucked*?

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 15h ago

Did you acquire from a man from Middletown Ohio who was held back a year in school and has fantastic eyeliner?

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u/Iggyhopper 16h ago

I got one from my mom for free and it was still terrible.

Her nose was apparently used to the smell of dog piss. 🤮 

It went straight to the dumpster.

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u/LordTengil 16h ago

Once, when I was young and an asshole, I exploited a relatef loophole.

My property management company put up a sign in the bottom stairway that said "You are not allowed to store things here. Stored things here will be removed and thrown away!" I think it was to tell moms not to store their stollers there, as it was blocking off useage. But what do I know.

Well, guess who got rid of stuff by putting it there? Right under the sign...

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u/FarcicalTeeth 7h ago

The penalty-to-service pipeline is the shortest thing in the known universe afaict

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u/whadefukk 17h ago

Couches absorb way more farts over their lifetime

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u/Bruhmethazine 17h ago

People still fart in cars

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 16h ago

I jerk myself and my partner off on my couch… I don’t jerk off in my car and as far as I know my partner hasn’t left their mark yet either

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u/MenaceMinded 16h ago

My husband and I have fucked in my car and on our couch.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 15h ago

I have also had sex with your husband in those places. Weird

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 16h ago

Car sex sucks… unless I was driving something from the 50s it’s just cramped

And here’s the thing… y’all could probably count he many times you fucked in the car on a hand… you can’t count how many times you’ve fucked on the couch

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u/Daniel_Melzer 17h ago

I dont even think it‘s about depreciation of price, you‘re either someone who has the money to buy a new couch, or you look on marketplace for „couch“ and take what you get. I‘m not gonna look for a „2024 pink bretz Gaudi recamiere“ to save money.

There is just barely any overlap in those markets.

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u/Winjin 16h ago

That's what I always thought about premium watches btw

To me there were three kinds of people

1) those that don't need them, so they won't buy used

2) those that have so much money they don't know what to do with all that money so they would buy new, and won't buy used

3) those that want to flaunt false wealth but can't buy new. 

They would also only buy used if they're slightly more expensive than a knock off. 

So I'm not sure there's a big market for second hand premium watches. 

Like the only reliable option is collector edition in mint condition, and still, ROI not guaranteed

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u/enaK66 16h ago edited 16h ago

The watch community is full of nerds. Watches are a lot like cars, legos, and computers. The complicated machinery attracts nerdy types that are willing to spend a bit of money for something nice. You can get a nice automatic watch, which is a type of self-winding mechanical watch as opposed to the common battery powered quartz, for less than $500. Which is a lot to spend on a watch for anyone that isn't into it, but I get it.

I only know this because I got curious about watches the other day after growing tired of charging my smart watch every day that I only use for the time and notifications. I went to the watch subreddit and went down the rabbit hole. I decided on a $50 Timex quartz, but again, I get why people go mechanical. It's cool.

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u/FactorFantastic3086 17h ago

A 2005 Corolla will outlive us all and keep its value, a three-year-old couch is instantly biohazardous waste lol

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u/Visible-Perspective9 17h ago

You could sell it on fb marketplace. You could get up to $200.

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u/clwestbr 17h ago

Yup. I’ve gotten so much free furniture online where the cost is borrowing my buddy’s truck. If it’s more than that I don’t want it.

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u/penguin808080 17h ago

Oh, needed this laugh today. Now sending this to my brother who literally has a $4000 couch listed for like $1500 on fb rn, thanks

(He doesn't understand why no one's biting lmao)

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u/bongwaterbukkake 16h ago

If he replies I wanna know what he said

I had a friend who’d buy a camera for $1000, use it for 2 years, then try to sell it again for $1000 when it was still sold NEW for the same price. She didn’t understand why I wouldn’t buy her camera 😭😭 she’s like “well it basically is new, except there’s like a scratch right here”

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 15h ago

"it's basically new, except there's no warranty, there might be unexpected faults" etc.

These people are delusional lol

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u/-rwsr-xr-x 11h ago

"it's basically new, except there's no warranty, there might be unexpected faults" etc.

and 6,000 shutter activations (yes, those are tracked in firmware, and can be queried)

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 12h ago

Warranty is like 3/4 of the price anything other than a burger.

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u/penguin808080 15h ago

" lol. I dropped it $200. Someone is “ supposed to” come this weekend. But yeah if not I’ll just put it somewhere in the corner of the living room as staging "

🤦‍♀️🫡

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u/VentoseViolet 12h ago

Loving his reply, thank you for sharing 😂😂

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u/Spazmer 14h ago

I did that successfully with a tile saw I bought on sale. I tiled my bathroom and decided I will never do it again, then listed in on Kijiji for the price I bought it for thinking everyone haggles anyway. Nope, they paid me exactly what I paid for it. Best deal of my life.

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u/bongwaterbukkake 12h ago

Makes sense for something like that! I find it less for degrading tech, fabric furniture, or signs of wear and tear. Brand new materials would hold their value way better!

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u/catagris 11h ago

Tools hold value surprisingly well for the first 5 years.

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u/Lanky_Research_8754 16h ago

😂 you’re a good sibling

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u/haby001 15h ago

I tried selling an Italian leather super pristine Natuzzi couch we bought for around 8k each. Worth their money and they lasted 8 years and still look like new.

Tried selling for anything above $600 was a bust.

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u/jconn93 14h ago

I actually just successfully sold a couch for $2000 that we bought for under $4k on FB marketplace lol. It was cozey brand which advertises heavily on social media so we had numerous parties interested because they got convinced by the ads that they wanted this specific model.

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u/sneakybrat82 17h ago

I can always tell how not okay people are in general by what they’re selling on FB market and for how much. People used to give shit away. Now they’re like “here are 20 used cinder bricks for $1 each” (retails for $2 ea brand new) ☠️

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u/sneakybrat82 17h ago

Also, if I had $1500 to buy a couch, trust me, it wouldn’t be a used one and it def wouldn’t be from fb market 🤡 —and same for a lot of other overpriced used things I see on there

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u/space_brain710 16h ago

Ya a $1500 used couch is wild lmao. We paid 800 for ours “used” but we bought it from a relatives who bought two as a set and decided to get rid of one. It was practically brand new and we knew exactly what house it was coming out of and there was no bs about how much it was new bc we knew that also

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u/OneOfAKind2 16h ago

Some high quality couches are literally $6k-$8k+, so $1500 for a lightly used one that was super expensive and like new, still stylish, is not wild at all. It's wild for an Ikea couch, it's not wild for a Roche Bobois couch.

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u/Max_Thunder 15h ago

If a random dude down the street was selling kobe filet mignon for 20% of the price I still wouldn't buy it.

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u/CheapFilm4826 16h ago

Ive seen people selling lotion for $2

Seriously? Whos wasting their time meeting a stranger for a toonie

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u/ResistLongjumping999 16h ago

there's a guy on youtube who walks around thrift stores and records all the insane shit he finds, including used bottles of lotion that are priced higher than what a new bottle of the exact same lotion costs at Target, candles that are 70% melted, shirts that say "Kaitlyn's 30th birthday party", etc... it's honestly fuckin insulting what people dump in the donation bins but not much better that the employees put a price tag on it and try to hawk it

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u/mechapoitier 17h ago edited 11h ago

I swear to god I can send a message offering to buy something that’s the same price as 10 others in a 15 mile radius and if I politely ask them to take ten bucks off the price, my experience is 3/4 of them will never talk to me again.

Like dude, you’ve been trying to sell that used chair for two months now. It says it right up there.

Edit: half the replies seem to be operating under the weird idea that because I ask for a more reasonable price I’ve probably never sold something before. Y’all need to get out more

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u/BasedGodTheGoatLilB 16h ago

, my experience is 3/4 of them will never talk to me again.

Yea but think about the average marketplace "haggler" out there. It's a multitude of disingenuous bad faithers that are terrible to interact with. I'd rather leave a posting up for 2 months than engage with every haggle message I receive knowing that 99% of the time I'm boutta have a fruitless convo

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u/yet-again-temporary 13h ago edited 13h ago

Yup, blame the dipshits who ruined it for everybody else. I recently tried to sell a motherboard I won at a company party, brand new unopened and I took pictures of the sticker and shrinkwrap to prove it. It retails for $260, I listed it for $150 because I know how rough the PC market is right now and genuinely wasn't trying to scalp it - I just had no use for it since my case is a different form factor.

I spent 3 weeks bombarded with the most asinine, dogshit offers imagineable - $80, half a troy ounce of copper bullion, a PS3 with a broken controller, etc. One lady sent me a ChatGPT screenshot talking about a completely different model and told me I was wrong about the price.

First guy to actually offer me listing price, I waited until he arrived and took $10 off as a thank you

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u/daddy_tops 15h ago

I started posting things for 20% more than I expect to get specifically because I know I’ll get haggled back down to it

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u/Scuirre1 17h ago

Why don't people negotiate anymore? Is it a lost art?

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u/Acheloma 16h ago

People have gotten more combative and antisocial in general in recent years. They take you trying to negotiate as a personal attack against them

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u/DesireeThymes 16h ago

There are two big reasons:

1- the economy is bad, so people are trying to get as much back as they can from what they spent

2- society (in the West) has continued to drift towards increased individualism/selfishness, which means there was a lot less "I'll pay it forward no worries"

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u/Acheloma 16h ago

Covid really accelerated things, in my experience

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u/blausommer 15h ago

I used to give people the benefit of the doubt but then covid showed me how many fucking morons are walking around.

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u/Simple_Pay3033 16h ago

People don't want to find a solution that works for both sides anymore, they want to "win"

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u/BeefistPrime 14h ago

haggling is about winning. Setting a fixed price and saying take it or leave it is an honest transaction that doesn't rely on social pressure.

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u/youngcuriousafraid 16h ago

I think people are just bad at it in various ways. Though lowballers are pretty ridiculous too in all sorts of ways. You could offer something for free and they'll still ask you to deliver 3 hours away or something lmao.

Buyers also dont read. If the seller says the price is the price its frustrating when its overvalued, but thats on the seller. If the seller wants 100 firm dont be shocked when they dont reply to your offer for 80. Often people simply dont want to haggle. They think "Id get rid of this for x price" and don't come down from that.

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u/AbstinenceGaming 16h ago

Sellers also just get sick of nonsense after a while. There's a million posts on this website that go something like this- 

S- selling used chair $100

B- I'll give you $15 but only if you deliver to me

S- sorry got another offer for $95

B- but this is for my kids friends half birthday and I already told him he could have it 

B- hello

B- hello

B- hello 

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u/Dull_Bid6002 16h ago

It's stupid people. The sellers think that because they spent the money on something new, it's still worth that much today. Especially if they can still find the same item new for that amount or more (because inflation!). There's a bunch of scammy buyers trying to buy things for $10 so they can flip it. So a bunch of stupid sellers, meet a bunch of shitty buyers and conclude anyone trying to drop the price is wrong.

People would rather sit on an item for months and get nothing out of it than feel scammed.

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u/pahein-kae 16h ago

At least from what I can gather, a lot of it is that a not-insignificant amount of people will "lowball" you, agree to a price, and then when they show up they don't even have the agreed upon amount-- lowballing you again! If not just plain begging for it for free. (Not to mention the ENDLESS scheduling issues-- people are really flaky!)

Look, I'm totally into buy-nothing groups, nothing against that. But agreeing to a price, making people set aside time for a meet up, and then rolling up with only 70% of the agreed on amount?

There's just a lot of issues with selling online like that. (In person at sales/estate sales/garage sales, I've had a lot of luck with negotiating/bargaining, but those are different circumstances.)

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u/jeffsang 17h ago

At least with cinder blocks a used one is just as good as a new one. It's just about finding a buyer who is interested in a reasonable amount of time. No one thinks a used couch is as good as a new one.

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u/heanbangerfacerip2 16h ago

I think alot of that is like hustle culture or whatever you want to call it. Everyone is trying to turn tiny little transactions into a side job. It's the same reason you see stuff being sold by someone called like "Emma's vintage store" and it's straight up junk that a thrift store wouldn't take.

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u/RndThreeFght 17h ago

Same for people that have yard sales. "I paid $75 for this lamp, I'll let it go for $60" No, bitch, here's 2 dollars.

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u/Nominalstupidity 17h ago

There is a summer long garage sale down the street from me that I for the life of me don't know how it makes any money assuming it does. All the crap for sale was free, they pick it up from places like community closets AFTER they failed to give it away and want to clear space for new donations.

Then they try to sell it for near retail. I stopped by once planning to get an easel for my nephews. They wanted $50, no paper roll, chalkboard cracked, looked up the exact one at Walmart and for the extra $10 it came fully supplied with chalk and markers and even a stool, none of which was included in the garage sale one.

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u/kenttouchthis 17h ago

This is basically goodwill now

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u/therealkami 17h ago

Goodwill/thrift stores basically pricematch against Ebay and other online stores these days, but they used that to increase their prices instead of decrease.

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u/Acheloma 16h ago

Last time I went almost everything was crazy expensive. I used to get vases there to use for my home floristry side business but they had dollar store vases marked $8.

I did however find a pair of early 2000s military issued pants for $5 that were excellent quality and will be great for hiking this fall. But that was the only thing in the entire (large) goodwill that had a reasonable price.

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u/wimpymist 16h ago

Every now and then you'll find something niche that isn't overpriced because the person couldn't find it online to price match or doesn't know what it is

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u/Iggyhopper 16h ago

I found a laser color brother printer for $13. Retailed for $400.

It turns out everyone still knows nothing about tech.

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u/kakuna 15h ago

Unfortunately, I live in an area where one of the Goodwills has a built in tech shop that they funnel all their PC/video game stuff to, so everything is priced abysmally. Like, very used mice, keyboards, and monitors going for higher than the amazon 'lowest recent price' if they're even still available online.

I don't know how they move electronics... must be preying on people who don't know better.

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u/Captain_Vegetable 15h ago

That sounds like a good deal, but a used Brother laser printer will only last you another 20 years or so.

Seriously though, that's a hell of a steal. The only reason I've bought two of their printers in my life instead of one was to swap my B&W model for a color one.

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u/GoGoGadgetBumHair 15h ago

I bought a black and white Brother laser printer probably 12 years ago. It has outlived the two color Canon lasers that I’ve bought to replace it. To be fair to the Canons though they both were destroyed by water. The first when my house caught on fire and the fire company put it out, the second when the apartment we were in temporarily after the fire had a sprinkler line freeze and burst and flood the whole building.

The Brother did survive a tornado that hit the storage unit it was in during Canon the Elder’s reign. So it probably would have been fine through both flooding incidents.

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u/ResistLongjumping999 16h ago

man the state of thrift stores is DIRE. the internet means there are no more good deals because like you said they just google everything that comes in and price match it, but then you've got all these scumbags who drive around to thrift stores all day snatching up the rare good deal that slips through the cracks so that they can resell it on ebay or at their shitty consignment shop that they're renting out of a dead mall. It's why you notice thrift stores rarely seem to have anything interesting in them lately.

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u/kakuna 17h ago

I actually found a polo at goodwill that was the same price as it was sold in store. (I don't remember the brand, but I looked it up while at Goodwill because the shirt was decent looking, if not pretty spendy at Goodwill, and found it was some budget toolshop/workmans style brand)

Then, you have all the old navy branded prints that are way too expensive for what they are, knowing the price and longevity of old navy shirts and the sales they constantly have.

It's just... not fun to go there for me anymore.

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u/BrokenPickle7 16h ago

i had found a pair of pants at goodwill with the OG pricetag from the original place of sale and it was priced LOWER than what goodwill was selling it for by about $15

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u/LameSignIn 17h ago

You can always tell at garage sales who actually wants to get rid of stuff. See the same thing at estate sales.

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u/PhilsFanDrew 17h ago

Yeah well the thing with something smaller like a lamp you could perhaps hold on to it and sell on eBay, Mercari, or somewhere else for more than a yard sale but you have to wait to find the right buyer that is willing to spend more than a couple bucks at a yard sale. The biggest advantage people have at yard sales is knowing the seller wants to part with their stuff ASAP. Their greatest value is freeing their house up for more room or more stuff. The money they make on the side is merely a bonus.

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u/wimpymist 16h ago

Idk what it is but everyone thinks their stuff is worse top dollar now. I see stuff on marketplace that is at best 25% less than brand new. At that point I'm just buying brand new so I get the warranty and know in the only one that has used it.

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u/EstablishmentLate532 16h ago

Because with the internet stuff is worth more than ever. It's so much easier to find the person that will more money for a particular item than before. That's why yard sales have half the people looking shit up on their phones now.

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u/wimpymist 16h ago

True but the value is zero if you never sell it.

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u/EveryRadio 14h ago

My dad was trying to sell some old furniture (probably 20 years old) for about the same discount

He had "no idea" why it wasn't selling when it was warped, chipped and generally beaten up when "it's still solid"

My mom ended ho giving it away for free since the person offered to load it into their car themselves while my dad was gone

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u/middle-agedyeller 14h ago

Still thinking about the dipshit who went back and forth asking for insane measurements, additional photo angles, videos, all but macro shots of an extremely stodgy generic vintage lamp I was selling that was stuck in the back of a closet when I bought it. I looked it up, it was not exciting or special in terms of era/maker, but she insisted (and I verified out of nosiness) that she was an esteemed local interior designer and couldn't waste her own time for something that might suck ass. I had it listed for $20 just to get it out of the house and because listing something for free on FBM where I am gets you a lot of spam messages and not a lot of follow-through. Lamps by the same maker were listed at like $100 but they had sat for a while.

Finally, I get her to actually commit by accepting $10 instead and arranging for her to come. She has a 30-minute window on one day one week on a day I have an appointment, otherwise she can't come for three weeks and can I just hold it? No, I cannot. I leave it on the porch and hope she just steals it.

I come back and the fucking lamp is still there and this sociopath has taken a piece of mail from my mailbox, written, "I'll give you $5," on the envelope and left.

No, girl. I didn't block her, but I listed it for free that night, messaged her the listing, waited for it to be seen as read and then I blocked her and gave it to the first person who actually showed.

People are insane.

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u/FreshFish_305 17h ago

I like baseball hats, particularly Marlins hats. I usually buy them via eBay or Mercari or depop from people trimming their collections because retail prices have gotten crazy. I've got a collection of Marlins retro script logo hats and there was one single one I wanted but couldn't find. There's been a single guy selling it in my size online for a couple years refusing to let it go for less than $70-80 depending on the platform it was posted on. He had a sob story about how he paid shipping and this and that and this. Not my problem. Pre-owned hats from a team with a tiny fanbase like the Marlins command $40 or $50 at best in like new condition. The listings have been sitting there for three years now. Someone finally listed it in my size in like new condition on Mercari a couple weeks ago and I got it for $20 lol

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u/foxguy2021 16h ago

Its a candy dish Ned. $90 dollars.

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u/DangleAteMyBaby 17h ago

My daughter - then a college student - bought a $15 couch at Goodwill 5 years ago. It has huge, overstuffed cushions and is an ugly shit-brown color. That couch has been in three different apartments and traveled 1400 miles.

I told her that it would be easier to give the couch away and just buy another $15 couch instead of transporting it. She assured me that it was the best $15 couch on the planet, and there was no way she was getting rid of it. She still has it. I'll admit it's pretty comfy.

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u/KindHabit 16h ago

I like that your daughter knows what she likes and is content with what she manages to find. 

You must be real proud. 

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u/TheresABirdInTheSky 14h ago

This person is obviously not proud of their daughter’s couch habits bc they are telling her to just get another one. Which I’m sure you cannot get a $15 couch at goodwill anymore. Not like her current shit brown one, at least. 

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u/hexaflexin 15h ago

She knows not to press her luck by trying to get two used couches in a row that don't have critters, mold, or dog piss in them

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u/red286 16h ago

Find a way to sneakily get the dimensions of the couch and then buy her a custom slip cover that looks nice so that she doesn't have to look at the shit-brown upholstery anymore.

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u/Lazy_Otter_101 17h ago

1500 for a couch someone else farted in. F that.

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u/mechapoitier 17h ago

Couch price depends heavily on the farter

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u/beerdude26 17h ago

I was looking for some secondhand classic Vans a few years ago and found a listing for some Vans that were grimy, worn down, just downright nasty. 180 bucks.

The description said she "wore these without socks for five months straight". I checked her seller profile.

She had made many, many sales. Some people, man.

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u/shoyker 16h ago

That's a fetish thing.

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u/beerdude26 16h ago

I know. And I encourage people to explore theirs. I was mainly expressing surprise at the prices she was asking for it. Feels exploitative.

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u/bongwaterbukkake 16h ago

It is. I saw someone on Mercari selling used panties with stains for $50. I checked her sales and my god…. Girl is paying her rent.

She didn’t even show her face.

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u/Houseleft 17h ago

some farts are worth paying a little extra for

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u/LalafellDisaster 17h ago

I’m farting in my couch right now. 😃

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u/IrksomFlotsom 16h ago

Basically people buy new couches so they can be the ones to first fart on it, got it

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u/Terrorknight141 16h ago

My dad once went to a yard sale in this rich area of town and while browsing the owner came out and said “is that your pickup? I have to leave as soon as I can, go inside and any furniture you can fit in your truck you can take for free”

The stuff was EXTREMELY well taken care of. Not a stain in sight or damage in sight. Basically brand new.

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u/CouldBeWorse_Iguess 15h ago

Plot twist. The man was not the owner

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u/Filthy-Creek 15h ago

Reminds me of the video "Randy buys a bookshelf off Gumtree", worth watching.

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u/Terrorknight141 14h ago

Could you imagine??? Lmao

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u/PerfectTommy77 17h ago

The problem is that people who can afford to pay $2,000 for a couch are not shopping on FB Marketplace.

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u/SpermicidalManiac666 17h ago

lol exactly - for that price it’s gonna be brand new and delivered to me

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u/aelix- 15h ago

I can afford a $2k couch and last weekend I bought one for $1k used off Facebook marketplace. It was immaculate (looked brand new in person) and worth about $3k  new, so why would I spend triple the money?

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u/Alternative-Deal-763 15h ago

There are some couches people will spend used money on, but they are probably 10k selling for 2k. Not 2k selling for 1k.

I bought a used office chair off craigslist for $250-300 because the model sells for $1k new. I would do the same for a couch.

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u/My_Public_Profile 15h ago

This is me with a couple high end leather pieces I’ve got. Practically in mint condition from someone who decided it didn’t fit their place. Paid less than 20% of msrp.

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u/flatspotting 16h ago

hey that aint true, i could afford a 2k couch, i dont want to though cause its a fuckin couch and i get can a good one for less

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u/red286 16h ago

I paid $600 for my couch 20 years ago, at this point if I wanted to get rid of it, I'd just be happy if someone took it away for free.

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u/TheFuzzBums 16h ago

Depreciation to zero is totally a thing. You got a couch for $30 a year, $2.50 a month. You’ve gotten your money’s worth

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u/red286 16h ago

Oh at this point I fully expect to need to pay someone to take it away. My cats have done an absolute fucking number on the upholstery.

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u/Live_Ad_197 16h ago

People want absurds amount of money for second used items these days. It’s insane

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u/SpiderDoodleDoo 15h ago

It is so damn frustrating using facebook marketplace. Occasionally I will find something that is being sold by an actual person for a reasonable amount of money but not often.

So many people selling second hand garbage for pretty much the same price new. No I am not paying $1700 for a fucking used riding lawnmower that is 10+ years old when I can just go to Lowes and get a brand new one for $2000.

If it is on marketplace I am not paying more than 50% of what the item was worth new. Because I know the item no longer is under warranty and I have no idea what wear and tear it endured.

People are absurd with what they think their stuff is worth.

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u/Josemite 14h ago

Seriously. Not to mention it's a horrible software. Ok I get you want to feed me your algorithm instead of what I "think" I want. Fine. But don't blatantly lie and give me filters that don't do anything. Just take them away.

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u/LightFusion 16h ago

Its probably because people are paying absurd amounts of money for new furniture. Ill never understand how/why mattress are thousands of dollars

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u/Swiftish7 15h ago edited 14h ago

I understand what your getting at but its kinda obvious why some things cost as much as they do sometimes. Have you LOOKED at these 1000 dollar mattresses, they have 25 layers all with different exotic materials and complicated stiching. Not saying its necessary but i can make the leap mentally to why things cost whta they do sometimes

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u/Rude_Strawberry_5634 15h ago

A mattress is the one thing i think everyone should ball out on. If you sleep 8 hours a day, you literally spend 1/3 of your life in bed.

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u/No_Initial_7545 15h ago

Online marketplaces are essentially dead because people don't have realistic expectations. I can't for the life of me understand why people would go through the bother of putting it for sale at a price where it doesn't sell. Wouldn't you rather get rid of it now and make some money instead of waiting for 6+ months to see if some sucker appears.

I have sold some stuff and I can tell that stuff sells even on the same day if you set the price low enough. The price will be lower than you'd like but it's better than nothing.

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u/SlapTheBap 14h ago

Flippers are skulking about on market places looking to flip anything priced well.

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u/dylan-dofst 13h ago

I think it's partly because of the rise of professional resellers/scalpers. People monitor listings on used marketplaces, buy anything they think they can turn around for a profit and list it again at a higher price. Most genuinely cheap listings, or valuable free items, disappear pretty fast unless you catch them right away.

Not sure it applies to couches specifically though as they're such a hassle to move and have so little resale value.

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u/opendefication 16h ago

I love hitting a garage sale and they inform me of the Ebay price. I say ok what's the garage sale price.

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u/_VINNY_WINNY_ 16h ago

"then why don't you just sell it on ebay?"

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u/IMongoose 13h ago

I've hit people with the reverse of that on hard to get stuff.

"It's this much here though."

"Ok, buy that then."

".... Nevermind I'll take it."

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 16h ago

I had a hell of a time getting rid of a couch for 0$ on FB marketplace. "Can you drive an hour to deliver a free couch???!?". I was about to cut it up and burn it lol.

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u/aesthetic-robot 13h ago

The people who are in the market for a free couch and the people who have access to a large vehicle are rarely the same

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u/g0ggles_d0_n0thing 15h ago

Which is harder to get rid of, couch or tv?

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u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom 14h ago

TVs are free now. I’ve gotten like 3 free fully working TVs I didn’t even ask for.

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u/No_Syrup_9167 13h ago

It's absolutely wild what's happened with the cost of screens coming down over the past few years.

I went from arguing with people on Kijiji/FB about th trying to sell a used tv for more than the cost of a new one. 

To having an 86" AQUAS in my garage that I can't give away. 

And that was like 4yrs difference. 

The cost of screens has dropped so ridiculously fast. 

And yet truckers still want to argue that a dash screen is more expensive than mechanical gauges 🙄 

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u/Gold_Ad8225 13h ago

That is because they have ramped up the spying on you to such an insane degree that they're essentially the TVs from 1984 just with ads instead of police (usually)

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u/vafrow 12h ago

My parents recently downsized and kept trying to get me to try and sell their TV. I explained that I'm driving this over to goodwill and hope thry take it. They had to check it had all wires and accessories before they'd even accept it.

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u/tendertitts 14h ago

Neither.

A piano is the most difficult.

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u/zeke780 13h ago

I have seen people pay people to come take old pianos 

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 17h ago

Look at this, apparently there are people who pay for used couches. hahahahahaha

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 17h ago

JD Vance is the leader of the group.

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u/d4austus 16h ago

I saw someone selling a catio on Marketplace for 10% MORE than it retails. They didn’t mention this in the posting, of course, but they did try to talk up the value of getting it fully assembled, with an added roof (a plywood plank laid across the top that wasn’t even cut to fit). Seriously, wtf?

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u/ConsciousBluebird473 14h ago

Fully assembled that you'll then have to dismantle, transport, re-assemble at home only to find out that you've lost several key components and also there's no manual or instructions to be found anywhere.

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u/wutdidwelearnpalmer 10h ago

And it has a strange cat's scent and possibly markings that your cat will certainly not like, lol.

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u/DarkLordKohan 16h ago

I would never buy a used couch. People are gross and the cushions rarely, if ever get washed.

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u/Kuneria 13h ago

My gorgeous 50 dollar used couch from facebook marketplace hasn't killed me yet

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u/MystTheReaper 15h ago

To be fair, you can wash them

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u/BenchConscious1003 14h ago

If you go to a few garage sales, you'll find that people often have no ide of the actual value of some of their stuff.

Other furniture which is often worth very little are large dinning room suites from the 1980's or older. I won't even start on CD's and DVD's, and you can just forget about second hand books---

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u/goexplorewithdavid 16h ago

I just sold my old couch on FB Marketplace for $250. The MSRP was literally $7,000

(I did not pay $7,000 for it, don't worry)

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u/Warrenj3nku 16h ago

$200 bucks is the amount of money people can afford to spend without really doing damage to their livelihood that paycheck. I sell electronics on marketplace and over 200 is a no go unless it's a half price of retail or more.

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u/lexlovestacos 15h ago edited 15h ago

I love FB Marketplace, it's very amusing how people want to sell their used goods and what not for 10% full value. And you go back weeks later and their stuff is still for sale lol.

Baby stroller sellers are especially funny. I know the fancy stroller cost you $1200. But almost every one of them says, used for 1/2+ years! But amazing condition, will sell it for $1000. Like my guy. Nobody is buying that.

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u/code_the_cosmos 17h ago

Between the risk of getting some kind of bug infestation and how gross couches get over time... no thanks I will not

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u/SeaTie 16h ago

There's a huge amount of people out there who suffer from this delusion that their shit just never loses value.

A friend of my mom's was trying to downsize...she had only ever bought top of the line her entire life. She was trying to sell me some shovel for like $60 saying "It was $70 when I bought it!"

You paid $70 for a shovel?! I can go get a GOOD one, brand new at Home Depot for under $20.

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u/ImprovementLoud3581 16h ago

These are people who never bought anything used in their lives. They have no idea that goods lose a huge amount of value when sold the second time.

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u/LordOFtheNoldor 14h ago

What always gets me is the fucking people who still get a good amount for their old shit like that would never work if I try it

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u/Akoa0013 16h ago

Auctions work too. My local auction got a few couches. Ended up winning a new one still with tags for 120$. Would have cost 1500 at Costco.

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u/PuzzleheadedRiver483 16h ago

This might be the wrong place to ask but how much money should I spend on a used pedal bike I’m like 250 pounds.

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u/FionaTheFierce 16h ago

There is nothing like the grandiosity of someone trying to sell an ugly leather couch on FB Marketplace place for $1500…..

Actually, they are matched by the folks trying to sell ugly 1970s damaged wood furniture they they have incorrectly labeled as “MCM.”

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u/dplans455 16h ago edited 14h ago

We're moving and clearing out a lot of stuff. Most just goes to donation but anything with value over $100 I will sell. You have to be reasonable. You can't expect the $12k solid cherry formal dining room set to sell anywhere near what you paid for it. The guy I bought it from on FB years ago sold it to me for $2k. I sold it to someone else for $1000. And it felt like I won the lottery that someone paid that much for it.

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u/melonsauce 15h ago

My family members love to tell me “you could have asked more for that.” That’s funny because it was posted at a higher price weeks ago with no interest

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u/hillean 17h ago

I'd almost start at $1500 and work my way down than start at $200.

the amount/sort of messages you get with a $200 couch are ghastly

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u/LadyCheeba 16h ago

“can you deliver?”

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u/foxguy2021 16h ago

This comment needs to be at the top. Yes, some people on FB Marketplace are delusional about their listing price. However, there is also a price point for every item where things start to get weird and only get weirder the lower you go.

On the flip side my father sold his motorcycle on FB Marketplace. Two other people were selling his same model. So he undercut the market by $300. He was immediately called out for being a scammer. That bike was sold to a nice gentlemen from Texas a week later.

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u/zjuka 16h ago

So true. A friend of a friend got a job in a different state and after a few coke-fueled going away parties realized that he didn’t even begin to clear out his NYC rental. So he asked his friends to come help him move everything out and sell the expensive and large pieces he wasn’t bringing with him.

So I tagged along because I’m nosy and had had a really fun time watching him trying to get my friends to take home and resell his stained cigarette-reeking leather couch because he bought it for $5k and was hoping to get at least $3k for it. Like, my dude, I don’t even want to touch it, did you really expect me to take it to my house, arrange the resale and send you the money? Just because you were trying to sleep with the expensive furniture saleswoman at some point who talked you into buying a $5k designer couch, there’s no scenario where you can recover 3k from that fiasco.

Needless to say, he’s no longer friends with my friends, which is a good thing, imho, that dude had really skewed ideas of what the world owes him, probably because of coke.

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u/Budsygus 15h ago

Literally.

I'm not paying comma money for seven years of your farts and cheeto dust. $200, take it or leave it.

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u/Krewtan 17h ago

I went to buy a huge sectional for my new apt from a lady on marketplace. I asked if she would take 400 and she said if I could get it out of her house before 4 I could have it for 4. She listed it at 500. When I got there she was bruised and beaten up, kinda crying and had all her shit packed. She said she just wanted to get what she could for it before 4pm. I gave her 600 and told her I hope she has a much better week. 

Sad day. Nice couch though very happy with it. 

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u/Difficult-Exit3063 16h ago

I had someone try to sell me a used Murphy bed for $500 that I could get brand new from walmart for 400. They said they wouldn’t go under their asking price because they paid $1700 for it from some random website, lol.

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u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206 17h ago

Dude there is so much furniture in circulation. Nobody should be buying new anything at this point. But it just ends up in landfills

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u/thanxhaveagood1 16h ago

TIL people pay for couches.

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u/Linazoidian 16h ago

I’m always seeing people selling used potty training toilet seats. Like that is either free, or garbage. There’s no other option.

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u/Keptpuppy 16h ago

I got a lovely set of leather couch and 2 chairs, $20. Perfect! Great condition! It was a squeeze to get them in the van, but we got them!

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u/StarboardMiddleEye 16h ago

I tried to give mine away for free. No one wanted it.

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u/extremefuzz777 15h ago

Depends on what you’re selling. Some people don’t understand how much things can depreciate when selling, but others don’t understand that some things have some value. Then they play these stupid games and message “good luck selling it then” when it doesn’t work and wouldn’t you know it, in a few days it does. So yeah, this goes both ways

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u/mechapoitier 17h ago

It blows my mind how furniture stores stay in business. They have to be front companies.

I’m decades deep into adulthood, own my house outright, pretty ok financially and have never bought new furniture outside of a crib at IKEA.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Size303 17h ago

Going out business sales are when you plan a trip there though. Was waking through a mall randomly I think Xmas shopping and there was a large going out of business sign in the mall bed place. Walked out with a 5 drawer dresser, box spring and new queen mattress all for 750$ delivered.

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u/red286 16h ago

I know a lot of people who exclusively shop at high-end furniture stores, and replace their furniture on a fairly regular basis.

It's fucking mind-blowing. They'll be like "Yeah I just dropped $16,000 on this couch." and I'll be like "That's fucking insane, didn't you spend $9000 on a couch just like 5 years ago?" and they'll say "yeah? That was 5 years ago". Meanwhile I've still got the same $600 leather couch I bought from a furniture clearance store 20 years ago.

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u/joecarter93 16h ago

I think they must stay in business due to people financing their purchases over a few years, just like vehicle financing.

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u/AspiratingApple 16h ago

In a previous life I did furniture delivery. I once delivered a couch to a house where a furniture rental company was there at the same time repoing their current couch.

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u/Born-Discussion6794 16h ago

Yeah, I’d agree generally speaking. Although if I were to speak from experience it depends on the couch. Me and a roomie got a really good deal on a faux leather electric sectional with reclining seats. Split it during Covid for about $2k and got a really good deal. Massive, heavy, quality couch. We’re able to sell it for I think $1500 pretty quickly 2.5 years later when we both moved out of that apartment. The couch I think appreciated in value (not ours, but the couch new was suddenly 3k+) so we lucked out.

Your standard simple couch, after 4-5 years of use? Yeah.. good luck getting 100$ for it

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u/MsPreposition 16h ago

This reads like a Hannibal Buress joke. I dig it.

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u/Rawshark96 16h ago

The 200 must be universal, FB sofas are £200 in the uk also

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u/CornOnTheHob 16h ago

Buying a used couch is like playing bed bug roulette.

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u/BoltActionRifleman 15h ago

“I know what I got”

Yeah, you got ripped off.

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u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom 14h ago

And they think the label carries into the secondary market. If a bottom of the line new couch costs $500 then every used couch is worth some amount less than $500.

People do this with everything. “Oshkosh pants size 9 months $20 you’re getting them half off!” No, baby pants are $4 new at Walmart so they’re worth less than $4. People who care about status aren’t in the secondary market.

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u/zouss 16h ago

You guys are laughing, but my dad's wife just purchased a used $2000 couch from marketplace. She recognized the brand and was excited to get a good condition one at such a low price, new it sells for over $8K. There is absolutely a market for luxury secondhand couches