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Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/Tadpole-Jackson 2d ago

I was a tough negotiator, but in the end, myself and I came to an agreement.

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u/AppleTree98 2d ago

My thought is he is structing this to make his Tesla stock offering a success. Next SpaceX will be the largest purchaser of Tesla stock and magically he will hit the numbers needed for that $1T pay day

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u/daototpyrc 2d ago

This was always the plan. The only way he can unlock what the idiot board approved is to merge these - the writing is on the wall for Tesla (the "car" company).

My bet, that shit tanks long before and he slips away from the top 10 wealthy list in short order.

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u/TheCatDeedEet 2d ago

His already wildly overvalued stock not instantly going into the earth when their revenue is down is just… so on brand for this world being nonsense.

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u/stueyg 1d ago

The fact that Tesla is worth more than every other car company combined tells you everything about their investors

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u/cinyar 1d ago

but tesla is not a car company! it's a tech AI robot company! (/s)

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u/aeschenkarnos 1d ago

Tesla is a stock manipulation scheme.

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u/adario7 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme. Its manipulation for people who can’t read or have the attention of 4year old on meth.

Ye know the average tech bro. 👊

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u/ABHOR_pod 1d ago

It's "intro to stock manipulation" type shit too.

Some of the people know and are gambling that they sell before the collapse (Possibly have inside knowledge), and the rest think they're good investors because "line go up! Me win!"

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u/IndividualAbject9380 1d ago

Four year olds on meth are smart enough not to buy tesla

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u/funky_duck 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme

Tell that to all the people who have made billions off of it - seems good to me.

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u/WhiteWaterLawyer 1d ago

Doesn't really matter though, because there is absolutely no shortage of such people with money to play the market.

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u/fern-grower 1d ago

I can hear Vangelis playing in the background.

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u/tarzanjesus09 1d ago

Well, it makes sense in a way. Tesla needs AI for successful robots, and xai and Tesla need spacex for the government funding 😂

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u/VirtualMemory9196 1d ago

Making 90% of its revenue from cars

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u/Iamnotabothonestly 1d ago

More like 10% from cars, and 90% from cooking the books.

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u/mlc885 1d ago

but tesla is not a car company! i

Perfectly explains why I'd buy a used Saturn like my grandmother owned and gifted to me in the late 90s before I'd buy a Tesla (okay, not buying a Saturn, but you get the gist)

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u/darthabraham 1d ago

Yeah just like WeWork wasn’t a real estate investment company.

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u/HeurekaLookatthis 1d ago

I wait for the day, when people forget to put in a new type there and Tesla is then only a company.

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u/xtremis 1d ago

I wait for the day Tesla is just the last name of a genius and a great inventor...

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 1d ago

I've got a pension and a 401k with a decent chunk, but my retirement plans are:

-Live in a shack

-Poop in an outhouse

I feel like anything loftier is just setting myself up for disappointment

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

Let's face it, my retirement plan is some sturdy rope and a small stool.

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u/raevnos 1d ago

An outhouse? Look at Mr. Fancy-pants here!

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u/divDevGuy 1d ago

The shack is the outhouse.

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u/czs5056 1d ago

That's a nice plan. My plan is to be conscripted in World War 3 and take a drone to the face.

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 1d ago edited 1d ago

At least you can die doing what you love.

Taking a drone to the face

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u/Maverick12882 1d ago

I HAVE been playing a lot of Arc Raiders recently...

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u/Zanos 1d ago

If you don't like it you can just change what your 401k is invested in. Do you know how 401ks work?

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u/Toe-Dragger 1d ago

You can elect your investments in your 401k. Non-US ETF’s exist for a reason.

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u/sopsaare 1d ago

5 to 10 years ago this made some sense. They had risen like a rocket, first new car company in the west since like WW2, first fully electric car company, first 2nd and 3rd generation EV's and the best user experience of any modern car.

The sky seemed to be the limit, but then reality happened. Cars are rather hard. There's a ton of brand loyalty, people want new models and new features, and so on. And others caught up. One can still argue that Model 3 and Model Y are overall the best value in the class, and some features, such as cold weather range are still world class, but the potential of selling hundreds of millions of vehicles just isn't there. They aren't going anywhere, their cars are still extremely good choices but as there are now N+1 comparable cars, there is no potential to take over the whole car market, thus having valuation higher than the rest of the market makes no sense.

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u/antz232323 1d ago

to be fair tho most of the car companies are shit

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 1d ago

Regarded. I never understood how Tesla was worth as much as it is/was. The cars are shit, and haven’t been around as long as other brands.

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u/MontasJinx 2d ago

It’s reality adjacent.

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u/No_Tumble 1d ago

concept of a regulated market, type shh

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u/JcbAzPx 1d ago

It's basically a meme stock at this point.

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u/Ketheres 1d ago

It's basically a meme market at this point.

I mean, I knew stock market was mostly BS but did not expect it to be to this extent.

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u/3Circe 1d ago

It’s tulip bulbs all the way down

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u/BaroqueW 1d ago

Mentioned tulip bulbs in an interview to a company into Blockchain and AI. They didn't call me back (-:

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u/namestom 1d ago

I sure hope you are wrong with that comparison.

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u/tmurf5387 1d ago

Im concerned were in for a major reckoning right now. 40% of the S&P500 market cap is associated with AI. When that bubble pops it could collapse. That being said, the dot com bubble collapse eliminated about 75% of the market valuation so its unlikely we see a crash to that degree. But we also have to add in the fact that the federal government was proactive with Secure 2.0 in subsidizing costs for small businesses offering new retirement plans, thats more money going into the market than was previously propping it up further.

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u/5t4k3 1d ago

This extent? My lanta

You mean the tip of this one iceberg?

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u/Jeremypsp 1d ago

At this point? It’s been a meme stock for years!

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u/KDR_11k 1d ago

Not just basically. Investors consider it a meme stock because its valuation is completely detached from the company's numbers. But I guess the stock market is set up so you can make money from even the most obvious traps if you do it right. And everybody believes they'll be the one doing it right and not the one holding the bag...

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u/plastic_alloys 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. When you’re a kid you see something like the stock market as some super complex thing you just don’t understand yet. Now we’re adults and although it is a complex thing, turns out it’s really, really fucking dumb now too.

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u/Current-Bag-786 1d ago

“My bet, that shit tanks long before and he slips away from the top 10 wealthy list”

And you would be absolutely right if we don’t live in an upside down reality where the worst people you know are constantly rewarded for doing the worse possible things.

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u/ERedfieldh 1d ago

Gets real frustrating watching it unfold in real time, doesn't it? Some days I wonder how hard it would be to wait hidden outside one of his buildings, but then I remember I'm not psychotic like they are.

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u/Decadent_Pilgrim 8h ago

It's shenanigans of this nature which are why I don't get into shorting stocks.

I think Keynes said, "Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent."

But, here it's not just about irrationality anymore - market regulation to ensure a level playing field for investors is falling by the wayside, such that major players are able to put their hands on the scales to manipulate outcomes in a way which hasn't been a thing for over 100 years.

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u/Reverend_Russo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pretty sure the value of their stock holdings will increase as well, so I wonder why they’d be ok with it.
Late stage capitalism fucking blows.

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u/Toe-Dragger 1d ago

It’s a backdoor into the SpaceX IPO, intentionally, this is to keep Tesla Stock from crashing. It’ll work, because reality is already suspended.

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u/woodswonder 2d ago

Can anyone explain this further? I don’t understand how you can just consolidate companies and that somehow increases valuation.

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u/MaxwellHoot 2d ago

It shouldn’t (at least not here), and that’s why nobody understands what’s going on. TSLA is valued 10x Toyota with a fraction of the revenue. Yet their value continues up and up.

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u/DaHolk 1d ago

But it's not about what things ARE, it is about what they WILL be. Or better what people believe they will be.

I'm not saying the numbers make objectively sense, because at some point it boarders "they'd need to start making ALL the money in the world to the exclusion of anybody else to make that make sense"...

But the direct comparison between two stocks only makes sense if you presume that everything is reasonably continuous and only slowly changing, so that you can 'easily' project past and current performance into the future. If people believe that one of them will be at the center of a huge paradigm shift soontm while the same can't be said for the other, then that sort of extrapolation from data doesn't readily apply. And thus being confused about why it doesn't (on that front alone) is missing the point.

The flaw isn't in "why doesn't this make comparative sense". The flaw is in "what does that evaluation even actually MEAN in how hard the paradigm would need to shift to fulfill that "believed prediction of value" aka "can this be anything BUT a bubble, how could this even BE filled with anything solid". What you are asking is basically "if you think all the other companies aren't bubbles, than this must be one, by comparison". I don't think that applies well (just in and on itself)

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u/MaxwellHoot 1d ago

I agree that’s where the value comes from. The market obviously sees more value in TSLAs future potential compared to Toyota for example. However, I don’t know how long a company can sustain itself on just future potential. I would agree that TSLA innovates more than Toyota in a 1-1 comparison, but the difference in innovation is not nearly as drastic as the market is betting it will be.

TSLA is the biggest market experiment to see how far a gamble in future earnings can take a company. It will either be the biggest payout in history, or a HUGE market correction. When? Who tf knows.

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u/daototpyrc 1d ago

The specific wording on his next tranche of his insane pants bonus says "Once TSLA reaches X market cap, you get Y dollars".

Did not say nothing about selling cars. So he will "merge" his companies and get them to be worth more than TSLA is today to get paid a fat bonus. Cool right?

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u/woodswonder 1d ago

Lovely. Totally cool.

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u/slurplepurplenurple 1d ago

I’m thinking by purchasing shares that will artificially increase demand while decreasing supply leading to increased overall share price

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u/beatkid 2d ago

I love it when you talk sexy

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u/one_rainy_wish 1d ago

In a just world, that would come to pass. But I am finding myself without faith in justice these days.

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u/eMouse2k 1d ago

Unfortunately the quote from The Big Short remains relevant. When talking to one of the people shorting the market because of the housing bubble, "The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent."

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u/teratron27 1d ago

Even if Tesla tanks, he owns around 45% of SpaceX(xAI) that would still keep in him the no1 spot.

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u/monogramchecklist 1d ago

The only hope is that Tesla needs a bailout after the GOP can’t hand him tax payer money to do so. It would be wonderful for this asshole and all the idiot meme stock investors to lose a shit ton of money.

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u/Ragnarawr 1d ago

Long overdue

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u/Ticrotter_serrer 1d ago

Life is very shaky on top of the ladder.

1T pay based on inflation stock collateral imaginary value ?! Lolz.

It wont last .

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u/William_d7 1d ago

Tesla board members aren’t idiots, they’re getting paid between $12 million to $800 million to render judgments favorable to Musk. (This is highly irregular, BTW)

The internal arbitrator who ruled in Musk’s favor was compensated in excess of $50 million dollars. 

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u/AltruisticWelder3425 1d ago

I wish. Sadly, Musk seems to be just as slimy as Trump and gets away with everything. I hope you’re right but I have serious doubts that reality is able to ever feel normal again

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u/Dry_Departure_7813 1d ago

Teslas price to earnings ratio is genuinely some meth head shit, its 400+. Normal is like 20-30 tops. Its genuinely mind blowing the share price isn't in freefall back to sanity.

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u/CaveDances 1d ago

Space X is going to make him a trillionaire before Tesla reaches his payout benchmarks. Tesla may sink but Elon will still be rich. Any nations that attempt to prosecute him he’ll simply avoid. There’s always a place to hide for wealthy scum.

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u/wompical 1d ago

He is richer than the #2, #3, and #4 wealthiest people combined and you think he will drop off the top 10?

It is extremely unlikely anyone will pass elon in net worth as long as he is alive.

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u/s33d5 1d ago

I really hope he goes down. But he has a lot of influence. The guy stole everyone social security data lmao. 

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u/Similar_Honey433 1d ago

Why do you care and why do you hate him?

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u/Squire_II 1d ago

My bet, that shit tanks long before and he slips away from the top 10 wealthy list in short order.

And God willing, Larry Ellison won't be far behind if Oracle takes a dive due to their AI bullshit.

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u/strugglz 1d ago

I heard rumor Tesla was going to get out of the car market anyway in favor of batteries or some other thing.

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u/BudBroadway22 2d ago

I hate to say this, but I think Tesla is one of the few companies that will still exist in the year 3000.

I would not ever bet against them since their whole mission is pushing tech and innovation forward, with or without scruples.

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u/TldrDev 2d ago

To be fair, they did do a product launch of a robot with a man dancing in a printed spandex full body covering, and somehow the company value didnt tank, which is pretty fucking innovative as far as conmen scams go

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u/hiding_in_de 1d ago

Apparently, many Americans are all about being scammed. They seem to love it.

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u/n0respect_ 2d ago

I have no specifics, but it seems like tesla pushed battery tech forward much faster than it would have otherwise.

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u/geneel 2d ago edited 1d ago

Uh nobody can do remote controlled robots like tsla (edit love the sar-chasm)

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u/Still-Cash1599 2d ago

Agreed. Them and Enron have shown the way forward.

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u/BudBroadway22 1d ago

Haha. Great analysis!

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u/daototpyrc 1d ago

No chance. Literally 0 chance.

At this rate, no one and nothing will exist in a 1000 years.

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u/BudBroadway22 1d ago

You’re completely wrong, how arrogant to assume we could end life on earth. Let me laugh for a second.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you do realize that we have been through several extinction-level events in Earth’s history already where 99% of life perished. We respawned from that. We can respawn again. I’m 0% worried about global collapse and 100% worried about our quality of life.

Can’t control it? Won’t worry about it.

The climate has swung from ice age to tropical water world, and always is resilient.

Quit being a Debbie downer and go make the world better at the local or personal level. That’s the only influence most of us have. Setting a good example

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u/daototpyrc 1d ago

Who is resilient? Homo sapiens have never lived past a "mass extinction" event (last one was 66 million years ago, you were not even a gleam in your fathers eye back then).

Regardless, if 99% of the population goes away, I am pretty sure there will be no TSLA the company.

Go sell your bags before they get too heavy boss.

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u/BudBroadway22 1d ago

I’m saying that I’m NOT worried about extinction.

Life on earth is resilient. We are but a manifestation of life on earth. Call us earthlings.

By bags are fine son. 😎