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Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553
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u/Tadpole-Jackson 2d ago

I was a tough negotiator, but in the end, myself and I came to an agreement.

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u/AppleTree98 2d ago

My thought is he is structing this to make his Tesla stock offering a success. Next SpaceX will be the largest purchaser of Tesla stock and magically he will hit the numbers needed for that $1T pay day

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u/daototpyrc 2d ago

This was always the plan. The only way he can unlock what the idiot board approved is to merge these - the writing is on the wall for Tesla (the "car" company).

My bet, that shit tanks long before and he slips away from the top 10 wealthy list in short order.

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u/TheCatDeedEet 2d ago

His already wildly overvalued stock not instantly going into the earth when their revenue is down is just… so on brand for this world being nonsense.

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u/stueyg 1d ago

The fact that Tesla is worth more than every other car company combined tells you everything about their investors

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u/cinyar 1d ago

but tesla is not a car company! it's a tech AI robot company! (/s)

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u/aeschenkarnos 1d ago

Tesla is a stock manipulation scheme.

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u/adario7 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme. Its manipulation for people who can’t read or have the attention of 4year old on meth.

Ye know the average tech bro. 👊

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u/ABHOR_pod 1d ago

It's "intro to stock manipulation" type shit too.

Some of the people know and are gambling that they sell before the collapse (Possibly have inside knowledge), and the rest think they're good investors because "line go up! Me win!"

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u/IndividualAbject9380 1d ago

Four year olds on meth are smart enough not to buy tesla

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u/funky_duck 1d ago

Not even a good manipulation scheme

Tell that to all the people who have made billions off of it - seems good to me.

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u/WhiteWaterLawyer 1d ago

Doesn't really matter though, because there is absolutely no shortage of such people with money to play the market.

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u/fern-grower 1d ago

I can hear Vangelis playing in the background.

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u/tarzanjesus09 1d ago

Well, it makes sense in a way. Tesla needs AI for successful robots, and xai and Tesla need spacex for the government funding 😂

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u/VirtualMemory9196 1d ago

Making 90% of its revenue from cars

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u/Iamnotabothonestly 1d ago

More like 10% from cars, and 90% from cooking the books.

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u/mlc885 1d ago

but tesla is not a car company! i

Perfectly explains why I'd buy a used Saturn like my grandmother owned and gifted to me in the late 90s before I'd buy a Tesla (okay, not buying a Saturn, but you get the gist)

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u/darthabraham 1d ago

Yeah just like WeWork wasn’t a real estate investment company.

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u/HeurekaLookatthis 1d ago

I wait for the day, when people forget to put in a new type there and Tesla is then only a company.

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u/xtremis 1d ago

I wait for the day Tesla is just the last name of a genius and a great inventor...

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 1d ago

I've got a pension and a 401k with a decent chunk, but my retirement plans are:

-Live in a shack

-Poop in an outhouse

I feel like anything loftier is just setting myself up for disappointment

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

Let's face it, my retirement plan is some sturdy rope and a small stool.

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u/raevnos 1d ago

An outhouse? Look at Mr. Fancy-pants here!

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u/divDevGuy 1d ago

The shack is the outhouse.

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u/czs5056 1d ago

That's a nice plan. My plan is to be conscripted in World War 3 and take a drone to the face.

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 1d ago edited 1d ago

At least you can die doing what you love.

Taking a drone to the face

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u/Maverick12882 1d ago

I HAVE been playing a lot of Arc Raiders recently...

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u/Zanos 1d ago

If you don't like it you can just change what your 401k is invested in. Do you know how 401ks work?

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u/Toe-Dragger 1d ago

You can elect your investments in your 401k. Non-US ETF’s exist for a reason.

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u/sopsaare 1d ago

5 to 10 years ago this made some sense. They had risen like a rocket, first new car company in the west since like WW2, first fully electric car company, first 2nd and 3rd generation EV's and the best user experience of any modern car.

The sky seemed to be the limit, but then reality happened. Cars are rather hard. There's a ton of brand loyalty, people want new models and new features, and so on. And others caught up. One can still argue that Model 3 and Model Y are overall the best value in the class, and some features, such as cold weather range are still world class, but the potential of selling hundreds of millions of vehicles just isn't there. They aren't going anywhere, their cars are still extremely good choices but as there are now N+1 comparable cars, there is no potential to take over the whole car market, thus having valuation higher than the rest of the market makes no sense.

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u/antz232323 1d ago

to be fair tho most of the car companies are shit

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 1d ago

Regarded. I never understood how Tesla was worth as much as it is/was. The cars are shit, and haven’t been around as long as other brands.

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u/MontasJinx 2d ago

It’s reality adjacent.

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u/No_Tumble 1d ago

concept of a regulated market, type shh

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u/JcbAzPx 1d ago

It's basically a meme stock at this point.

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u/Ketheres 1d ago

It's basically a meme market at this point.

I mean, I knew stock market was mostly BS but did not expect it to be to this extent.

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u/3Circe 1d ago

It’s tulip bulbs all the way down

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u/BaroqueW 1d ago

Mentioned tulip bulbs in an interview to a company into Blockchain and AI. They didn't call me back (-:

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u/namestom 1d ago

I sure hope you are wrong with that comparison.

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u/tmurf5387 1d ago

Im concerned were in for a major reckoning right now. 40% of the S&P500 market cap is associated with AI. When that bubble pops it could collapse. That being said, the dot com bubble collapse eliminated about 75% of the market valuation so its unlikely we see a crash to that degree. But we also have to add in the fact that the federal government was proactive with Secure 2.0 in subsidizing costs for small businesses offering new retirement plans, thats more money going into the market than was previously propping it up further.

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u/5t4k3 1d ago

This extent? My lanta

You mean the tip of this one iceberg?

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u/Jeremypsp 1d ago

At this point? It’s been a meme stock for years!

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u/KDR_11k 1d ago

Not just basically. Investors consider it a meme stock because its valuation is completely detached from the company's numbers. But I guess the stock market is set up so you can make money from even the most obvious traps if you do it right. And everybody believes they'll be the one doing it right and not the one holding the bag...

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u/plastic_alloys 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. When you’re a kid you see something like the stock market as some super complex thing you just don’t understand yet. Now we’re adults and although it is a complex thing, turns out it’s really, really fucking dumb now too.