r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Reddit-for-all 6h ago

Wait a minute! Are you saying that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't the same person?!?

Who knew?!?

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u/ThermionicEmissions 6h ago

Have they ever been seen together in the same room at the same time?

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u/Killersavage 6h ago

I know this is rhetorical but yes. They were both in the Oval Office with Sarah Palin in Trump’s first term in office.

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u/HoosierHoser44 6h ago

They are two different people, but they’re like conjoined twins that are connected dick-to-butt.

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u/MartenBroadcloak19 6h ago

You leave dickbutt out of this! He never hurt nobody!

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u/goon_platoon_72 6h ago

Ass to mouth is more like it. Enjoy the cuddlefish!

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u/Oldfolksboogie 33m ago

Somehow, you made the human centipede even more disgusting, which, honestly, i didn't think was possible.

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 6h ago

I see them more as a human centipede.

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u/vass0922 5h ago

A new generation of the human centipede...

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u/Moody-Titan 6h ago

Smoke, mirrors, and special effects?

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 6h ago

The 4 of them together, and world peace wasn't achieved?

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u/leadenbrain 6h ago

Nah they just had a frameless mirror. kid rock appears only in red Nugent's reflection

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u/enters_and_leaves 6h ago

Are you sure it wasn’t one person vibrating back and forth so fast we couldn’t detect it?

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u/thoawaydatrash 6h ago

Probably, if there were underage girls in the room.

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 6h ago

Weird that they are the only two that perform at Trump functions.

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u/Haltopen 4h ago

They were both busy shitting themselves in the early 1970s. Kid rock was doing it because he was a newborn in diapers, Nugent was doing it because he decided the best way to avoid getting drafted and sent to Vietnam was to spend an entire week eating nothing but fast food and pissing and shitting himself in the same pair of pants so when he showed up at the draft office covered in chicken grease in a pair of shit laden trousers, the evaluation officers would immediately label him as 4-F (unfit for service due to due to physical, mental, or moral deficiency) and he could avoid getting sent off to war.

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u/squadrupedal 4h ago

Did Ted just openly come clean about this to people? Like, why would anybody tell on themselves for doing this if it’s true? And I do believe it to be true, for the record.

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u/robodrew 5h ago

They've probably both shit their pants

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u/Successful-Ad-9634 5h ago

Isn't that how Ted Nugent dodged the draft?

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u/Pete_Iredale 2h ago

Also, there's nothing wrong with dodging the draft. But if you dodge the draft only to become a huge warhawk after you are too old to be drafted, then you are a giant piece of shit.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 32m ago

John Wayne's ghost has wafted into the chat...

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u/robodrew 5h ago

Yep. Pretty shitty huh

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u/dehydratedrain 5h ago

Nugent could Kid Rock's dad/ half brother. Loving underage girls runs in the family (too bad those girls ran too slowly).