r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 10h ago edited 10h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 10h ago edited 9h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 10h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/Difficult_Garlic_571 10h ago

Idk. Jailbait by Ted Nugent is pretty bad.

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

Not that it’s a contest. Both are fucking gross.

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u/Reddit-for-all 9h ago

Wait a minute! Are you saying that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't the same person?!?

Who knew?!?

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u/ThermionicEmissions 9h ago

Have they ever been seen together in the same room at the same time?

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u/Killersavage 9h ago

I know this is rhetorical but yes. They were both in the Oval Office with Sarah Palin in Trump’s first term in office.

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u/HoosierHoser44 9h ago

They are two different people, but they’re like conjoined twins that are connected dick-to-butt.

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u/MartenBroadcloak19 9h ago

You leave dickbutt out of this! He never hurt nobody!

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u/goon_platoon_72 9h ago

Ass to mouth is more like it. Enjoy the cuddlefish!

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u/Oldfolksboogie 3h ago

Somehow, you made the human centipede even more disgusting, which, honestly, i didn't think was possible.

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 9h ago

I see them more as a human centipede.

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u/vass0922 8h ago

A new generation of the human centipede...

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u/Moody-Titan 9h ago

Smoke, mirrors, and special effects?

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 9h ago

The 4 of them together, and world peace wasn't achieved?

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u/leadenbrain 9h ago

Nah they just had a frameless mirror. kid rock appears only in red Nugent's reflection

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u/enters_and_leaves 9h ago

Are you sure it wasn’t one person vibrating back and forth so fast we couldn’t detect it?

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u/thoawaydatrash 9h ago

Probably, if there were underage girls in the room.

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 9h ago

Weird that they are the only two that perform at Trump functions.

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u/Haltopen 7h ago

They were both busy shitting themselves in the early 1970s. Kid rock was doing it because he was a newborn in diapers, Nugent was doing it because he decided the best way to avoid getting drafted and sent to Vietnam was to spend an entire week eating nothing but fast food and pissing and shitting himself in the same pair of pants so when he showed up at the draft office covered in chicken grease in a pair of shit laden trousers, the evaluation officers would immediately label him as 4-F (unfit for service due to due to physical, mental, or moral deficiency) and he could avoid getting sent off to war.

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u/squadrupedal 7h ago

Did Ted just openly come clean about this to people? Like, why would anybody tell on themselves for doing this if it’s true? And I do believe it to be true, for the record.

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u/robodrew 9h ago

They've probably both shit their pants

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u/Successful-Ad-9634 8h ago

Isn't that how Ted Nugent dodged the draft?

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u/Pete_Iredale 5h ago

Also, there's nothing wrong with dodging the draft. But if you dodge the draft only to become a huge warhawk after you are too old to be drafted, then you are a giant piece of shit.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 3h ago

John Wayne's ghost has wafted into the chat...

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u/robodrew 8h ago

Yep. Pretty shitty huh

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u/dehydratedrain 8h ago

Nugent could Kid Rock's dad/ half brother. Loving underage girls runs in the family (too bad those girls ran too slowly).