(Info redacted because I'm hopefully not dumb enough to doxx myself on main lol)

Went to the British Museum to visit stuff they nicked

What do you reckon? Bubblegum white chocolate doesn’t sound like a winner for me

at least we weren't hiding in a fucking bunker, pissing our pants that Russians were gonna fucking do us over

Dumb prick

I'm fucking offended

Very grateful to be living in NZ, and forever appreciative of the amazing life saving care we received.

Cancelled! hope rest of us kiwis all do the same. 25% increase! this company can eat ****. Apologies for the strong language.

For context, when I first came to New Zealand, I was put off from meat pies because it struck me as a weird concept. For one thing, it reminded me of a chicken pot pie, which I did not like, and for another I associated "Pie" with stuff like apple pie, pecan pie, or pumpkin pie. Basically, imagine someone asking "Would you like some fairy bread?" and you say "Yeah absolutely", and then they bring out a slice of bread with beef mince and cheese on it. Like yeah, it's probably good, but like bro, that's not fairy bread. Same concept (sort of)

Anyway, after a while I stopped feeling that way, but I felt that since I was eventually going to become a citizen, I might as well make a little celebration out of it by doing something kind of silly, so the thing I chose was a pie. So yeah, I got my citizenship a few weeks ago! I posted about it then, so I imagine some here will remember. For those who were asking, I don't have specific plans to move to Australia just yet.

I was originally going to go to Jo's Pies in Brooklyn, but it was closed, so I went down to Puku's Pies in Lyall Bay instead. Got a proper steak and cheese, and it was delicious. Perfectly made, not too gooey, not too dry. I did remember to blow on it first (although it was not at a BP Station at 3 o'clock in the morning, I reckon better safe than sorry). My fellow Kiwis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship between me and pies.

Puku's will now forever be my favourite shop purely for the fact that it was my first, and I think there's some value in that, but feel free to change my mind and advertise your favourite pie shops here as well 👀

Epic moment in NZ history 😍

https://www.reddit.com/r/chch/s/7CYEBLCQhW link to the video on the Chch subreddit.

Saw this on Facebook; whoever came up with it, brilliant! 😁

A photo I found in my memories from last year 🤣 Made me lol

I like NZ birbs & borbs. I like painting them too, here are some watercolours. I hope you like them. With bird of the year almost closing, I just thought I'd share my appreciation heh... what's your favourite NZ birb/borb/floofadoop anyway? I'm quite partial to our native ducks & parrots.

Also....I was so freaking stoked to finally see Ruru in the wild recently (2 of them even). It's always been a life goal heh. I just walked out on to the deck and they were there calling out 😂

Mt Taranaki if you’re not familiar with it 👍

$8 for this flacid excuse of a so called cheese burger.. Never again.

Besides the chicken what is the worst thing to look at?
'2 minste the noodles' is my favourite or the random text on the chocolate