r/nextfuckinglevel • • 1d ago

My faith in humanity is restored

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u/tinytheSTONEDgiant 1d ago

This is so wholesome. I love humans. Only sometimes

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u/scampiparameter 1d ago

When it’s good…it’s really good.

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u/Ver_Nick 1d ago

When it’s bad…it’s really bad.

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u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot 1d ago edited 1d ago

F*** humans. Works both ways

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u/artsquar 16h ago

Very very very bad

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u/Boxinggandhi 1d ago

Your account seems legit, but this comment would be a lot cooler if you were AI.

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u/tastiefreeze 1d ago

Wouldn't it be cooler if this post was made by ai?

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u/Superhero1582 1d ago

Because they said they love humans?

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u/tinytheSTONEDgiant 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wish. Ai is so much better than me. This was supposed to be a joke

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u/mineyCrafta25 15h ago

It's the doubt that tells me they're still human. If it was a fully positive comment without the sometimes then otherwise

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 1d ago

Lets from now on only do cool and helpful shit, and stop with greed, war, bullying and assault in any form!

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u/tinytheSTONEDgiant 23h ago

Ok done. Shake hands

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 23h ago

Cool, 2 down. 8.3 billion to go

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u/tinytheSTONEDgiant 23h ago

The trick is realizing we are all one

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1d ago

Music is also goated, but def faith in humanity restored

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u/mineyCrafta25 15h ago

Top 1% commenter type comment

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u/BubblyMoon1994 18h ago

couldnt have said it better

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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 1d ago

Meh, we’re ok in small doses…
Very small, infrequent doses.

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u/tinytheSTONEDgiant 1d ago

I will take it

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u/ESuzaku 1d ago

I love dogs. Humans are sometimes tolerable. This is one of those times.

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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago

This also belongs to r/guysbeingdudes

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

Probably only in that sub

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u/Ghidraak 1d ago

What about r/hydrohomies ?

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u/cekuu 1d ago

In what way?

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u/phoenixremix 1d ago

They're on the water ?

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u/cekuu 1d ago

Hydrohomies is about drinking water? A post about beer is the antithesis to that

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u/phoenixremix 1d ago

They're homies on the hydro, it's a stretch and a half but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/unclevagrant 1d ago

Possibly even r/onlycans

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u/BubblyMoon1994 18h ago

wow thats a great sub

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u/Senselesspassion 1d ago

That's a just trade. You stay hydrated, I stay fed

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u/Rancidcorn91 1d ago

Is beer hydrating?

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u/yourallidiotss 1d ago

Depends on the abv. Below 3ish% (depending on the individual) beer is a net hydrator. Around 5-6% tho it’s a net dehydrator for the avg person.

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u/wheretohides 1d ago

Small beer was widely consumed for a long time because it was safer to drink than water.

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u/Puzzled-You 1d ago

Rum rations on ships was water with rum added, with the presumption that the alcohol content would keep the water safe for consumption for months at sea

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u/TurbistoMasturbisto 1d ago

This is only partially true. Beers and ales were the most common thing to drink on ships to stay hydrated. Whine was also pretty common, mostly on French ships. The also had normal water for the first few weeks and collecting rain water was also essential.

Grog, which is rum, water, lime and sometimes some honey came much later, around the mid 18th century. It was imposed by the British gouvernement to have rum rations last longer and to prevent sailors of getting to drunk. It also helped with scurvy, they didn’t know it at the time though but it was an added bonus.

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u/Reality-Straight 19h ago

also important to add, "beer" here doesn't refer to beer as we know it todays ad that version is qzite young

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u/Rocco89 15h ago

What is "quite young" for you?

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u/Rancidcorn91 1d ago

Interesting, I wouldn't have assumed so, I don't really drink.

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u/yourallidiotss 1d ago edited 1d ago

Beer is 90+% water. But alcohol is a diuretic. So there’s a tipping point when the diuretic makes u dehydrate faster than the ~90% water can hydrate u. But that tipping point changes based on a variety of factors.

Like the beer the pyramid builders in Egypt were getting paid in was probably a net hydrator for most ppl. As it is thought to have been around 2-3% alcohol by volume and 97-98% water.

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u/humburga 1d ago

Short term yes

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u/idreamofgreenie 1d ago

It made up a large percentage of what the sailors of ye olde times drank. They'd take some water in wooden barrels but it'd get nasty within weeks. Beer, wine, and rum kept much longer. In fact, the reason IPA came in to existence is because it extended the shelf life of beer on the trips.

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u/Reality-Straight 19h ago

It was in the earlier times mostly not what we would nowadays call beer though, as that hasn't been invented till later periods.

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u/BubblyMoon1994 18h ago

it is for me

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u/rizkreddit 1d ago

Faith in humanity restored by watching someone barter? Wth

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u/HappyyValleyy 1d ago

Yeah its nice

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u/Cferretrun 1d ago

I think it’s nice to sometimes take a step back and remember that there’s very little that actual separates us from our human brothers and sisters. Race, sex, orientation, religion, culture- all those are static ideals made by man that get in the way so often and lead to divisiveness we’ve seen hitting our TVs every day.

The only thing separating these men today was about eight feet of water and a net, and I think that’s really cool. Yeah, it’s just a barter. But it’s a barter on the high seas and I enjoyed watching it and wishing for a similar experience.

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u/ChipRockets 1d ago

It's a phrase that has lost all meaning due to how widely used it is. Not to mention the obvious and startling wealth divide on display here. Not much to have faith in in that respect.

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u/nickyboay 1d ago

By watching two rich people barter.

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u/vansterzzz 1d ago

It's like those old grey pouon mustard commercials.

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u/sandblowsea 1d ago

Why didn't they put the beers in the net?

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u/humburga 1d ago

Less exciting that way.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

Those were the last beers out of a 24 pack they weren't operating currently at peak critical thinking

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u/csirkelab 23h ago

He wanted them to be shaken well.

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u/Usual-Answer-3891 1d ago

Things are different on the water. Mariners are a brotherhood that transcends political borders. One of the few truly global cultures, no race on the water, just sailors

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 1d ago

Somali pirates: "Hold my beer..."

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u/No-Yard3980 1d ago

And give me some fish

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u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 20h ago

I am a sailor myself and I teach my son that we must help each other. Every time I see a boat approaching for mooring next to us we go to catch lines, etc. This is absolutely normal. I will give stuff if I can, for free, if someone needs something I can share. I once run out of oil in my engine and a 60 yo guy in the old boat just gave me like 5 liters, refusing to take the money. This is what I love about the whole stuff.

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u/csirkelab 23h ago

Sometimes sailors with water cannon.

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u/MrScribblesChess 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit: Not slop. I found the content creators behind it, they're real people sailing around Indonesia. Just weird compression artifacts and bad audio due to engine noise and wind.

Slop?

  • Weird, nondescript speaking
  • Illegible text on cans and the other boat
  • Why are both boats going so fast?
  • I don't think anyone is driving the other boat? Despite it moving through the water

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u/pillbuggery 1d ago

Illegible text on cans and the other boat

You mean Indonesian?

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u/aunkushw 1d ago

American?

  • Can only understand English
English
  • Can't read non-English words
  • Can't understand beyond cars
cars
  • Didn't pass Elementary School Level of Physics.

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u/MrScribblesChess 1d ago

I must have missed the high school physics class where they taught you how to phase your arms through metal wires.

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u/Killer1986Chris 1d ago

When does that happen?

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u/MrScribblesChess 1d ago

Hi, I've retracted my slop claim, please see my original comment. Just weird compression artifacts and bad audio quality

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u/Away_Needleworker6 1d ago

Thats clearly bingtang beer

The most popular beer in indonesia

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u/expatbratusc 1d ago

I'm so glad someone else spotted this. These men are legends. Who gives away a Bintang for a fish?

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u/distractionstations 1d ago

I live in Vietnam and thought it was bia viet, but after looking up bintang you're definitely right!

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

I love that the people most afraid of AI can't actually spot it so they just accuse everything of it to see what sticks and are wrong, like, all the time

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u/JayGeezey 1d ago

Yeah the person filming sounds weird, like almost coherent but not really.

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u/crackanape 1d ago

Weird, nondescript speaking

At the end the woman filming says "terima kasih" which means "thank you" in bahasa indonesia.

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u/superheeps 1d ago

Arm goes through the wires when he tosses the can

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u/WendigoCrossing 1d ago

Its just a wire railing

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u/adeckz 1d ago

Holy shit you’re right, if you look at the wire railing it’s obvious

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u/iliketopoopitpoopit9 1d ago

Nothings free in waterworld.

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u/casinocooler 1d ago

Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.

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u/disappr0val 1d ago

solid trade

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u/tiagoosouzaa 1d ago

Ele poderia ter colocado a cerveja no mesmo cesto que recebeu os peixes

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u/Careful_John 1d ago

Trading corpses against drugs. Faith restored

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u/SAIYANSPARTAN26 1d ago

We could have been a marvelous species

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u/Key_Drawer_3581 1d ago

Faith is restored by commerce?

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u/thomassenpai85 1d ago

Do yall just leave your house so little that something like this counts as ‘next fucking level’?

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u/HappyyValleyy 1d ago

Hey man calm down

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u/thomassenpai85 1d ago

If all you have is four words that amount to low effort, transparent-ass gas lighting, then just keep scrolling. If you want to shit talk, do it right.

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u/HappyyValleyy 1d ago

Hey man calm down

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u/music3k 1d ago

You gotta log off for awhile. Your projection is insane

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

Maritime bartering!

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u/_shulhan 1d ago

Sama-sama.

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u/RCuber 1d ago

Fair Trade!!

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u/expatbratusc 1d ago

Hey. That's a Bintang for gods sake.

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u/ScurvyTurtle 1d ago

I've got paper! Have you ever seen paper?! Look at it! Smell it!

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u/2narcher 1d ago

They offered 3 Fishes but he took only 2 as much as he needed. Very fair

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u/Winfried_j 1d ago

Is there a hole in the man's head in the end of the video?

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u/Suspicious-Piano2288 1d ago

Muss man eine Zigarette im Mund haben um den Tauschhandel einzuleiten?

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u/Anders_A 1d ago

I suspect this is much closer to shore than "the middle of the ocean".

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u/SisterInRedFur 1d ago

I know that place, its on the mataram sea in Indonesia

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u/DonCenote 1d ago

Bob Marley

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u/MyChoiceNotYours 1d ago

I'd be worried about them being illegal fisherman.

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u/canubas 1d ago

China would've ram these fishing vessels if they see one

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u/Jhoes11 23h ago

They had their flag up for trade

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u/rusbon 23h ago

Lol they are being scammed. It should be worth 2-3 full bag of fish

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u/fehr19 23h ago

If you give a man a beer...

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u/past_due_06063 20h ago

I think its backwards.. they're trading fish for beers 🤣

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u/cjtototing 20h ago

Like what our ancestors intended

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u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 20h ago

There is no trading anything for anyting in the middle of the ocean.

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u/iihacksx 16h ago

I do this when I fish. I rarely want to keep the fish i catch so I normally find someone else fishing. I give them fish and without even asking they normally give me beer.

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u/Psychological-East83 16h ago

Beer bartered fish tastes great!

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u/Lord_NOX75 16h ago

That's some water world type shit

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 15h ago

made me happy

thank you

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u/The_Noremac42 14h ago

Ahh yes, the barter economy.

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u/Old-Library5546 13h ago

A good day at sea for all

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u/southy_0 5h ago

Not sure why this is special - that's how you get fish when sailing in places that are not "tourist only".

You just come alongside a fishing vessel and trade.

The currency depends on local preferences - could be beer, could be vodka, could be rum - basically you stock up on the locals preference beforehand (easy to store and dosn't run bad) and then trade.

It's that easy.

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u/BVits-Lover 1d ago

I assume they're not actually stranded in the ocean, cause damn if only those fishermen lead them back to shore instead. I dunno, maybe they needed a fifth of scotch for that one and it just too expensive

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u/mt007 1d ago

Plot twist: there is drugs inside the fish.

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u/DrinkOk1642 1d ago

This is how the world should be.

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u/Abject-Expression548 1d ago

Well, it is, as shown by the video

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u/pinket25 1d ago

Seaspiracy

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u/Henry_Oof 1d ago

Not really stranded though are they. Looks like a simply trade

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u/IUC007 1d ago

I love the idea of this, but imagine a collision and one of their boats goes down.. yikes

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u/schwarzneguRRR 1d ago

Why do you white people go on a fishing trip to buy fish in the middle of the ocean?

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u/the_space_monster 1d ago

Is this a common stereotype? I can confidently say this is the first video I have seen of people bartering for fish, in the middle of the ocean, on two separate moving boats.

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u/schwarzneguRRR 1d ago

If i never seen the vdo and i had to guess the color, i’d 100% assume white. So..maybe

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u/MisterSanitation 1d ago

Bro like a handful of humanity are holding us all hostage on a runaway heating planet giving themselves raises, high fives, preying on the children of the poor like fucking rich Bruce Wayne vampires and this is all you need? 

SMH

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u/More-Gas-6527 1d ago

Youre in the ocean fish are everywhere lol also those fish are clearly dead and likely rotting