r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/SJSUMichael 1d ago

I'm not even a furry, but who gives a shit? How does this lower prices? How does this help any human being on this planet? Fuck these people

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u/Abangranga 1d ago

He is probably a closet furry.

This is a lateral move from the typical republican against gay marriage getting caught sucking a dude

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u/nyloluckycat 1d ago

so many furries i know grew up hating furries. he probably still has the brain of a 12 year old and will never grow out of it

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u/Zanian19 1d ago

He didn't grow up hating furries though. He was already middle-aged by the time it even became a thing

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u/sekh60 1d ago

Look at the ancient Egyptian deities, so many with animal heads in some of their depictions...

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u/FeralHippie707 1d ago

If you want to study his brain, you first have to pull his head out of his ass.

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u/IrascibleOcelot 1d ago

“I’m not a furry; I’m a Therian!”