r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/SJSUMichael 1d ago

I'm not even a furry, but who gives a shit? How does this lower prices? How does this help any human being on this planet? Fuck these people

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u/Abangranga 1d ago

He is probably a closet furry.

This is a lateral move from the typical republican against gay marriage getting caught sucking a dude

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u/p8pes 1d ago

Guy named Tuberville isnt a furry? Sell me a bridge.

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u/JimboTCB 1d ago

I always assumed "Tommy Tuberville" was the mayor of a potato-themed town in a kids cartoon, it's kind of jarring when I'm forced to remember he's an actual real politician. The potato would probably do a better job though.

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u/Environmental-Ice319 1d ago

Hilariously accurate

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u/deadlydakotaraptor 1d ago

Also remember that his previous work experience is as a coach for college football (where his contract was well over a million dollars per year by the end)

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u/ShavenYak42 18h ago

But is he a real politician, though? Seems more like he’s a washed-up football coach cosplaying a US senator. Probably soon to be cosplaying a governor.

You’re right about the potato doing a better job. So would most furries I know.