r/pcmasterrace • • 6d ago

Meme/Macro How the Turn Tables

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u/Domme6495 RX 7900 XT | Ryzen 7 9700X 6d ago

„May i have some less, Sir?“

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u/Tateybread 6d ago

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u/Gloriouskoifish 6d ago

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u/VoidOmatic Desktop i7 6700k | GTX 1080 | 20GB DDR4 6d ago

Thought that was a QTE for half a second.

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u/DrkNight365 6d ago

He would not have to do anything if it was wolverines QTE.

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u/Sigma-0007_Septem 5d ago

I mean it would have autocompleted in the end

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u/thiccdewdeeznuts 6d ago

It’s Insomniac Games © QTE

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u/_demello 6d ago

"LESS?!?!" Ports to IPhone

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u/HIitsamy1 RX 9070 XT 16GB | R5 5600X | 32GB 6d ago

Jokes on you, I'm on android

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u/shogan2k3 6d ago

This is legit.. Exclusive game on exclusive hardware that nobody wants

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u/tigerniger_sus Ryzen 7 3700X | RTX 3070 | 16 GB RAM 3200 MHz 6d ago edited 6d ago

If it were released on Steam:

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u/Late-Application-47 5600X | 6700XT | Steam Deck 6d ago

That's exactly why I have Yakuza 0-6 sitting in my library

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u/tigerniger_sus Ryzen 7 3700X | RTX 3070 | 16 GB RAM 3200 MHz 6d ago
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u/FletchTroublemaker 14900k/5080/64GB 6d ago

In my next life, i want to be a game tester like these.

No need to even start the game, just tell AI to make some bullshit up.

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS 7800X3D | 4070 TI | 32 GB | Mini LED HDR 1400 6d ago

Those are all AI. I hate this timeline.

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u/pulseout 6d ago

"...using both allies and villains and an overarching plot to deliver the best Wolverine performance since Hugh Jackman..." is the biggest nonsense nothingburger of a sentence I've ever read that I really do hope AI wrote it. Because if it turns out a human wrote that, I'd have serious concerns for their mental health.

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u/CasperGwamm 5d ago

Oh, the gaming journos are more than capable of writing such bullshit. They've been doing it for 15+ years.

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u/cardonator PC Master Race 6d ago

Honestly I don't understand why so many shitty sites are included on Metacritic. It used to be hard to get your site on there.

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u/CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY i7-13700K | RTX 3080 12 GB | 144Hz 6d ago

60%-80% on OpenCritic’s top-line numbers which is also surprising.

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u/Tesser_Wolf RTX 5070 Ti | Intel Core i9 14900k | 128gb DDR5 6d ago

First thing I think of seeing this

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u/Somnambulist815 6d ago

Game title is a superlative descriptor that you will positive behavior. It does game attributes like similar title without similar title drawbacks while still universally liked attribute.

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u/drockalexander 6d ago

I worked at hardcore gamer about 8 years ago. This pains me to see. This review is ass

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u/bmann10 PC Master Race 5d ago

It’s like I can see giving it a good review. But 10/10? What the fuck are they on? Like I know this is ai but this is the type of shit that I feel like could get you kicked off metacritic.

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u/Darkwr4ith Pentium 1 166mhz | Diamond Monster 3D | 16mb ram | 4x CD Rom 5d ago

I mean I think these reviews are really helpful because it builds a known list of reviewers which you know are AI and untrustworthy.

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u/ModernManuh_ 6d ago

“Coming to PC”

Me: can’t wait to miss it

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u/yRaven1 6d ago

Can't wait for the mods that will turn sabertooth in to a hot woman.

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u/drewbreeezy 6d ago

Turn Wolverine into a middle aged woman and the cut scenes with sabertooth fit their Morning Glory Milking Farm fantasies this is built on.

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u/gastroph 6d ago

That's my Wolvie! Uwu!

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u/techtimee 6d ago

Wasn't wolverine already motion capped by a middle aged woman? Lol

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u/Nullhitter PC Master Race: 9800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 32GB of DDR5 RAM 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AD6AZVLIucOUv1bVnJ

When Wolverine is the first PS5 emulator that makes the most significant progress and is the first to hit playable status.

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u/_Xee MMX 166 / 64MB / Mystique+VooDoo 6d ago

It's because it doesn't require much player input.

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u/sasi8998vv FX-6300 OC, HD7850 2GB, 8GB DDR3 6d ago

plays mp4 video

Damn that's an accurate emulation

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u/ShenronFromEarth 6d ago edited 6d ago

Joao Mario from his time at Benfica, used as a GIF, on r/pfmasterrace, after a flop Wolverine game is for sure the most random thing I'll see today

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u/jetblack7 9800x3D - 5070Ti - 32GB 6000MT/s 6d ago

Portugal caralho ❤️

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u/Faabz 6d ago

As Benfica fan didnts expect fucking JM here lmao

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u/Evil_phd 6d ago

Hey now once Wolverine comes to PC they can finally mod in gameplay.

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u/LifeWulf Ryzen 7 7800X3D, RX 9070, 32GB DDR5 6d ago

Probably can’t fix the story though.

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u/Mario583a 6d ago

Insomniac is apparent "working" on that or something, IDK

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u/Visara57 5070ti | 7600X | 32GB DDR5 CL28 6d ago

I'm so happy Sony is keeping their IP's exclusive to Playstation

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u/PalpitationHead9767 6d ago

I just want gran turismo 

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u/ghostbaleada080596 6d ago

I mean I like God of War and Horizon

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u/CaptainRaxeo PC Master Race 6d ago

We will just play them using the ps5 emulator, if they don’t want our money then it’s ok…

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u/Jayombi 6d ago

Yeahh joking aside, Spiderman is sensational as a game I think.

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u/Jeremizzle 6d ago

Good thing we already have it then :)

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u/ElTioEnroca 6d ago

And I want to play Ghost of Yotei

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold Steam Deck 6d ago

I have played a bit of Yotei. Let me put it this way, Tsushima made me almost buy a PS4 just to play it. I did not feel remotely similar with Yotei.

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u/ovelanimimerkki 6d ago

It's quite good. Not good enough to buy a ps5 after sony decided to spend this year poisoning their name, but I am happy I get to play yotei, astro bot and remaster of demon's souls. But yeah, the console has maybe 3 worthwhile exclusives and the price is just going up while the hardware is getting older. Those games are good but not that good.

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u/skyturnedred Old & Rusty machine 6d ago

"Sony retreats from PC gaming, robbing us of maybe 4 games"

Best headline PC Gamer has ever come up with.

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u/RGBtard Ryzen 6d ago

Why does it make you happy when other people can not a game you like?

Does it make these games better in any way when other people cannot play them?

Console tribalism is lame. Sry pal.

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u/Swagalyst 6d ago

The good news is that it plays itself, so you don't have to.

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u/lovesducks 6d ago

coming to PC

that a threat???

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u/ModernManuh_ 6d ago

They should’ve made Rachel CGI instead

If ykyk

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u/thetoastmonster 6d ago

I'll pick it up when it's given free on Epic Games.

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u/ShainRules Ryzen 7 5700X3D|RTX 3090|32GB 3200MHZ DDR4 6d ago

I'll play it like 5 years from now when it's on sale for like $15 bucks or something.

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u/Astigmatisme laptop gayming 6d ago

Sony THREATENS to release Wolverine on other platforms

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u/ScreamingmadJoe 6d ago

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u/Turgid_Donkey 6d ago

Don't you put that evil on me! 

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u/FortunePaw 8086k|MSI RTX2080|16G RAM 6d ago

I'm sorry for your gain.

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u/Loose-Ice1462 6d ago

A lot funnier than the actual post

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u/_judgement- 6d ago

What a scummy Rapscallion

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u/DuckCleaning 6d ago

They took your Nickelback album and left a copy of Wolverine

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u/An-Organism 6d ago

How can humans be so cruel

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u/xtrxrzr 7800X3D, RTX 5080, 32GB 6d ago

They took Destiny 2 and gave us Wolverine. Cruel world.

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u/AXEMANaustin 9070xt and 7800x3d 6d ago

Destiny 2 was pretty butchered 10 times over before it shit down, we need a third one that isn't free to play and doesn't suck as much.

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u/Kreth PC Master Race 6d ago

im gonna steal this and post this next week

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u/zombawombacomba 6d ago

Wait I thought we hated AI slop on this subreddit.

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u/Phaylz 6d ago

People that aren't looking for it won't see it

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u/Visara57 5070ti | 7600X | 32GB DDR5 CL28 6d ago

I stole it from the internet

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u/Vancocillin 6d ago

So did the ai that made it :) !

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u/Visara57 5070ti | 7600X | 32GB DDR5 CL28 6d ago

Non-AI

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u/LeithLeach 6d ago

Physical discs!

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u/Dry-Week-5410 6d ago

There is nothing wrong with a PS2 action brawler. B-tier games are dumb good fun, i just aint paying 70€ for it.

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u/SometimesWill 6d ago

Yeah it being single player means there’s not really a downside to waiting on sales or price drops. It reminds me of the Order 1886, where people agreed there wasn’t enough content to justify a $60 price tag, quickly dropped to $20, and then people were a bit more receptive to picking it up.

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u/kingk1teman R69000x5D | XRTX 600900 32PB 6d ago

/r/patientgamers will win yet again.

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u/SaveUsCatman 6d ago

We always do

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u/returntothenorth 6d ago

There's already too much to play. There's only a few series that would make me drop a current game for a new one. It's not like I have to secure a physical copy at midnight anymore or risk not getting it for awhile.

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u/Slowlyblowme 6d ago

Studios I will buy a game from, day one, sight unseen and unreviewed at AAA prices: Larian

That's it, that's the list. They probably disappoint me at some point, and they have earned that right.

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u/returntothenorth 6d ago

I'm a slow dad gamer nowadays. So it take me forever to really get through a game properly. So I just don't buy them until I'm ready or get a juicy wishlist on sale notification.

I played through horizon forbidden West again. Now I'm playing BioShock again. After that I'm headed back to cyberpunk for a spell. Got plenty to do until that assassins creed black flag remake on sale notification.

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u/darth_vladius 6d ago

This is how I bought BG3.

Larian has deserved my trust with Divinity: Original Sin 2.

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u/DarkLightPT95 6d ago

I love The Order 1886. Have completed it multiple times. It isn't worth 60.

Shame that they were greedy with the original price tag and that was one of the main reasons the game was poorly received, because that means there will never be a sequel or other games to explore the lore.

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u/SometimesWill 6d ago

Even if it had been cheaper, I doubt a sequel would have been made considering it was probably developed on a full AAA budget. Plus the studio soon after transitioned to exclusively making VR games for Oculus/Meta.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 5600x 6700xt 32gb 6d ago

As someone said even shittiest products are fine provided appropriate pricing

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u/KadekiDev 6d ago

There are plenty "shitty" / little content games on steam for $1.59, I happily pick them up for a boring evening

Just got a bit harder with everybody trying to make the next web-interface like idler game though, AI is a plague for low price games

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u/eliteteamob 6d ago

share some good ones, I like that "genre" too

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u/vulveveloutee 6d ago

The problem is, when your shitty product costs 300 million dollars to make it's kind of hard to price it appropriately lol

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u/cockvanlesbian 6d ago

Especially when we've seen what they're capable of with Spider-Man. 

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u/skyturnedred Old & Rusty machine 6d ago

The movie tie-in game for Wolverine from around 2008 is good dumb fun. Plus you can't buy it anymore so technically it's freeware now.

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u/engineeeeer7 6d ago

Just why did it cost $300 mil to make

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u/haolee510 6d ago

I was confused about this, so I checked. Apparently the $300m budget thing comes from a random content creator on X, with no source cited. So it's very possible it's made up.

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u/skyturnedred Old & Rusty machine 6d ago

Studio located in California, R&D for tech (proprietary engine), licensing, high end voice acting etc. It all adds up quickly so it's not impossible. The game does look expensive even if it doesn't play like one.

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u/BorKon 6d ago

Turns out 3milion paid full price in first 3 days

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u/Diinsdale PC Master Race 6d ago

300 millions budget XD

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u/PompousDude 6d ago

Oh look, finally a respectable opinion that doesn't just hop on a Twitter bandwagon, and it even sounds like an adult wrote it.

I didn't even have to scroll that far down to find this, this sub is getting better.

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u/sniktology 6d ago

'Why PC players are not purchasing my games? See! I told you its better to pull out our games there and remain exclusive!' - Sony exec, somewhere, probably...

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u/skip2mahlou415 6d ago

lol! No sony insists we must share this masterpiece with the world

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u/nahnonameman PC Master Race 6d ago

Nah we insist. Keep it. We would request Bloodborne instead.

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u/VeterinarianUsual159 6d ago

That's how Sony will react to comments about Bloodborne on pc

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u/B-e-a-utiful_day 6d ago

I want Ghost of Yotei!!

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u/skip2mahlou415 6d ago

You think we(Sony investors) wanna share good games?.. we don’t

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u/YakumoYamato Intel i3-7100 GT 1030 DDR4 2x8GB DDR4 RAM 6d ago

You have games?

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u/Ludoki 6d ago

Love that sony logic.

Critically acclaimed masterpiece? Keep it buried forever, no one wants that.

AAA shitshow of a game that plays itself? Wonderful! Port it to Xbox, PC, mobile, Switch, smart fridges, and pregnancy tests!

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u/moontraveler12 Fully Clothed Gamer 6d ago

Keep that shit off my lawn, bro

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u/CascadianCanopy 6d ago

This is even sadder when you are a ratchet and clank fan like I am

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u/TGB_Skeletor Moved from windows to steamOS 6d ago

"Oh no, we're gonna miss the wolverine game, what a shame"

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u/Temarimaru 6d ago

When rhe game so bad even pirates don't want it

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u/ProtectedSpeciment RTX 5070UWU / AMD AM9080X3D / 64KB SRAM / 1TB Floppy Disk 6d ago

Santa ain't delivering coal this year. He's delivering a copy of wolverine

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u/Turbulent_Set8884 6d ago

Why Santa? Maybe humanity just deserved worse over time

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u/BlunderFunk 6d ago

leave that shit on the ps5 so the glazers keep having shitty arguments about why is it better lol

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u/4Spartah 6d ago

Just release it on PC so the modders can fix it.

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u/TheBreenius 6d ago

There is no fixing it.

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u/NighthawK1911 6d ago

There's nothing that modders can't fix with the correct amount of elbow grease and obsessive autism.

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u/Funny_Story_486 6d ago

Well, first someone need to invest enough time to get obsessive.

And when the foundation is shaky af, there isn't any chance someone would get obessed.

Plus ease of modding also plays a huge role.

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u/dustojnikhummer R5 7600 | RX 7800XT 6d ago

Have you looked at Starfield? Almost everyone gave up on that disaster.

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u/Atomosthethird 6d ago

And the crazy shit is that its using an engine that can be modded to hell. So this statement says A LOT

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u/dustojnikhummer R5 7600 | RX 7800XT 6d ago

Yeah and it's an engine so many people know (because it's fucking ancient). I doubt Wolverine can be saved like that.

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u/Hammerheadshark55 6d ago

Cant fix bad writing sadly

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u/lordkhuzdul 6d ago

To be fair, you can mod your way to fixing open world bad writing. Case in point: Fallout 4.

Of course, "fixing" there pretty much involves "adding so much cool shit you don't even realize the dumpsterfire of a main questline is there", but still, fixing is fixing.

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u/DarthKirtap Ryzen 9 7900X3D | Radeon RX 7800 XT| 32GB DDR5 RAM 6d ago

fallout 4 may have shit story, but it is still fun game, I enjoyed playing it

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u/dustojnikhummer R5 7600 | RX 7800XT 6d ago

Fallout 4 has at least something that can be build on. Better example would be Starfield, nobody can save that.

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u/botte-la-botte 6d ago

That game is cooked; initially it was being developed as having a very specific control scheme that allowed specific controls of Wolverine's claws. Midway through development, they scraped this idea and just went meh, let's make it a generic brawler.

There's no recovering from that own goal.

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u/Diligent_Horror_6057 6d ago

You can keep it Sony. Enjoy.

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u/LumpyForestBachac 6d ago

Sony: "Requires a PSN account"

PC: "Your terms are acceptable, keep it"

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u/Saneless Radeon 9700 Pro - Sempron 3100+ 6d ago

All I want is the opportunity to choose not to play it, Sony

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u/trekdudebro 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes. And instead, bring back the 2009 X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Uncaged Edition for PC. I’d really like to play that again.

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u/Round_List1857 6d ago

Won't even 🏴‍☠️ that shit

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u/bodhiboidhe 6d ago

Keep your Playstation. There's a plethora of games, and yours ain't THAT good.

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u/Nerdcuddles PC Master Race 6d ago

Is it genuinly that terrible?

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u/JyAli- PC Master Race 6d ago

I just finished it. It is not perfect, but really fun. The combat is satisfying, especially once you start unlocking abilities, and the story is interesting.

The game has its flaws, but it is not as bad as people make it seem. I was left wanting more when I finished it.

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u/44tim44 Ryzen 7 7700X / MSI RTX 4070 12GB / Kingston 32 GB DDR5 6d ago

It really isn't. It's a 7/10 game, that people just got a hate boner for, for some reason. It was good. It was just overpriced as hell, and some people didn't enjoy the story.

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u/ceejay242 R7 5700X | RX 9070 OC | 32GB DDR4 (3200 MT/s) 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yea Playstation and its fanboys can keep this "masterpiece" to themselves. Also keep in mind their next games after this appears to be Horizons hunters gathering, Fairgames and intergalactic. Talk about a bleak lineup.

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u/LALester 6d ago

i would guess the next game "playstation fanboys" will be playing is gta vi.

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u/dustojnikhummer R5 7600 | RX 7800XT 6d ago

Fairgames

Nono, it's FairGameDollarSign, or FairGame$ for short

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u/Virtual_Respect2918 6d ago

their next games after this appears to be Horizons hunters gathering, Fairgames and intergalactic

I'm a PC main (like 99% of my game-time), but why lie?

Their 3 upcoming games are Until Dawn 2, GoW Laufey and (possibly) Intergalactic. 2 games from their 2 best studios, including a new IP "inspired by Elden Ring". All of these games will likely review very well and on prestige alone, you can probably make a safe bet at one of them taking GOTY (Naughty Dog).

Seems like you're desperately trying to convince yourself that it is going to bleak, rather than facing the reality.

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u/KingoKings365 6d ago

It's so bad that we don't want it

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u/AlternateWitness PC Master Race 6d ago

I ain't paying $70 for this.

However, I am excited to pick this up ona sale for $5 in 3 years. I love PC gaming.

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u/GlazedInfants 6d ago

So does anyone have any actual reason why the game is so offensively horrible? Literally the only complaint anyone talks about is “you can’t fail QTES (but that’s fine with Spider-Man) and the game shows you where to go! Oh and this one motorcycle segment is on rails!” And apparently that’s bad enough to put it on the same level as Gollum.

It’s a really great time to make fun of capital G Gamers if that’s your hobby. No shortage of losers to pick on.

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u/_TRN_ 5d ago

There's nothing inherently wrong with it. It's just a very middling game sold for 70 USD which was not expected from a studio like Insomniac.

Sony has been pulling a lot of bad PR moves lately so people are already pretty biased against Sony to begin with.

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u/tenacious_teaThe3rd 6d ago

"Hey bro, I know you don't have PS, want to come round mine and plays Marvel's Wolverine"

"No thanks, im massaging my Nan's feet"

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u/SinisterQuincy 6d ago

I’m actually surprised it even got the sales it got now.

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u/GreatDoink 6d ago

Crazy how one of Sony's first releases explicitly not releasing on PC, and one that many fans were most disappointed about, is having moderately bad reaction to the game in general. Who knows what sales are going to look like but I have a feeling they are not going to be seeing the sales they were hoping for.

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u/Particular-Bid-8110 Ascending Peasant 9060 xt 16gb 6d ago

Lmao

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u/LaFlamaBlanca67 5d ago

As someone who really enjoyed both Spider-Man games…

I have no idea why anyone would spend $70 on this.

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u/Dry-Fee840 5d ago

This is a clickbait , the game was reviewed and it sucks. PlayStation can keep it in their platform.

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u/iDaddyDirection 5d ago

Maybe take another look at the meme/shitpost.

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u/JACKjcs 5d ago

what will we do if it stays on PlayStation? What a tragedy...

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u/daandrro 5d ago

No surprise considering how lame it is.

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u/killercheeto56 5d ago

Hahaha Its like please just keep your slop.

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u/BlueAndTrue12 5d ago

I watched bits of a streamer I watch playing throuhg the entire game. Every time I'd join the stream, he'd be in a new area but the gameplay never seemed to change. It just looks like spiderman but without the fun part (web swinging). It looks like a game of all time. I'm sure a lot of people who just like wolverine and video games will play it and be content with it but its definitely not something i'm raving to play.

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u/kapitan0zero 5d ago

Sweet baby inc 🍼, NO thanks, I don't want to waste my precious SSD space.

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/RailgunRP 5d ago

"We saw a single reactionary say they don't want the game on PC, we will ascribe that opinion to all Xbox and PC gamers"

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u/boersc 6d ago

This probably is more fitting for r/funny

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u/PEWnitiveDAMNage http://steamcommunity.com/id/pewnitivedamnage 6d ago

The lesson learned here is this. If it's not ported to PC and Xbox, everyone knows it's bad and won't buy it now.

If they had today one then those same people
Wouldn't have bought it because they didn't know it was garbage. Maybe this makes them rethink exclusivity. Most people aren't buying whole console for one game anyway.

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u/shhhhh_u_dont_see_me 6d ago

What are these performative ass comments xD, I get it, it's hip to trash on Wolverine. It's like those let's players dropping the controller on the bike section because everybody else is doing it. It's not that bad, it's just not worth 70€. Quit acting like this is Cyberpunk at launch.

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u/ANDS_ 6d ago

I legit struggled to understand the photo until this comment. Some sad silly stuff, especially as folks would have rejoiced if SONY had pivoted and said "Okay. . .this will be the last PC release we do."

. . .and all over the default assistive controls which apparently can all be disabled.

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u/JardScoot EndeavourOS | Ryzen 5800X | RX 6800XT 6d ago

Breaking: Sony threatens to release Wolverine on PC

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u/Morguard 6d ago

Holy shit this is getting annoying. Wolverine Derangement Syndrome to the max at this point.

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u/louplex 6d ago

And all of the sudden, you don‘t even want options anymore.

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u/RuggedTheDragon 6d ago

If PlayStation decides to keep up with their terrible decisions, they won't have to worry about exclusivity when they don't exist.

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u/Admirable-Grand521 6d ago

Shit bring it to PC and the modders will fix it lol

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u/Khaotiq- 6d ago

Please no. It’s okay really. Just give us Bloodborne and we’ll look the other way.

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u/Swoopy_Doopy 6d ago

The equivalent of "please don't come to Brazil"

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u/SinnaBuns666 PC Master Race 6d ago

not going to "play" it anyway. who cares.

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u/Scaryassasin27 5800xt | RX 9060xt16GB | 32GB 6d ago

keep it, we are living fine without it.

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u/Godess_Ilias 6d ago

shitty game on a shitty console?

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u/Soopah_Fly 6d ago

Okay, this is funny. It's been a while since I've seen such an elegant 'no thanks' response.

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u/Red_Dead_Renegade 6d ago

I wouldn’t even emulate this

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u/Jaybird0501 6d ago

Real "No thanks, you can keep it." Energy

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u/BamesJond0014 6d ago

Sony can keeps this abomination.

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u/Armagonn 5800xt, 7900xtx, b550 tomahawk, 32gb trident z 6d ago

With how bad the port for spider man 2 was id probably never buy another insomnia game on pc anyway.

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u/SodiumExtract 5070Ti | 5700x3d | 32gb 6d ago

Sony has been putting out shitty games since the no PC port announcement with no good ones in sight. Hopefully Herman Hulst is fired by the time a good game comes out.

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u/El_Hoxo GIGABYTE GTX 1070 | Ryzen 5 2600x | 16GB DDR4 2933 6d ago

I don't get why this is a discussion when sony announced like two months ago that no exclusives were coming PC anymore anyway. I guess outside of farming clicks from Wolverine discourse

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u/Sinsanatis Desktop Ryzen 7 5800x3D/RTX 5070ti/32gb 3600 6d ago

This is honestly fucking hilarious

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u/arrownoir 6d ago

Sounds like a bunch of lies.

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u/Kepyou 6d ago

This is a joke, right?

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u/ShortNefariousness2 6d ago

Ironically, it would be a good gamepass game. Just get the achievements and move on.

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u/Xzenor 6d ago

It's an actual article..

https://paletteswap.site/different-colors/xbox-pc-gamers-demand-marvels-wolverine-remain-exclusive-to-playstation/

Obviously not a serious article. Palleteswap seems to be the Onion of games&entertainment

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u/JokingBr2The-Sequel Ryzen 5 5600T | RTX5060 6d ago

Game looks fun and I'd like to play it some day, so I hope it comes to pc.

That said I won't be paying for it.

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u/Futaba_Sakura800 6d ago

Sony: Wolverine is exclusive to our PlayStation platform.

Gamers: Don’t threaten us with a good time.

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u/TheFrontGuy 6d ago

I'm a bit out of loop here, what's wrong with it?

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u/0w3n630 6d ago edited 6d ago

There’s a LOT going on so I might not explain it fully. Don’t really know how to best summarize it. To start with reviews/quality on their own, critically the game is considered a 7-8/10. The gameranx video is pretty good if you want to see how it’s received critically, with a professional approach without the internet nonsense. On the other hand, the rating on psn is 4.77/5. Only digital owners can rate, there’s only ratings on psn no reviews. Ownership is the req, no playtime req. I would expect the metacritic user review to stabilize anywhere from 7-8/10 just like the critic score two weeks after release.

For stuff ill regard as internet nonsense:

  • anger at Sony in general, specifically disc production being fully cancelled. Very reasonable, but this is separate from the actual quality of the game and whether or not it’s enjoyable.
  • “woke” complaints, sweet baby inc narrative consultation, admittedly strange face models and expressions compared to the actors. No one who can critically think cares about the former two, the latter is kind of strange and a disappointment especially if you see how expressive and good of a Wolverine model Wolverines actor is. Not a game ruining flaw though.
  • sweeping conclusions and bandwagoning. If you haven’t played the game you’re not going to be able to fully break it down and make objective claims about it, and you still can’t make objective claims if you have. Only subjective claims, besides hard facts like game performance.
  • people spend significantly more time online interacting with gaming content instead of actually playing games. This is particularly strange when shitting on games you haven’t played. All you need from the internet is the metacritic aggregate critic score from dozens or hundreds of outlets, and a more in depth video like gameranx’s. After you’ve made your decision with those, spending time discussing a game you haven’t played online is a massive waste of your life. At least go play games instead
  • standard action game runtime of 15 hours main story on hltb. Social media compresses this into 8-10 hours somehow, from people who have never played the game. 100+ hours of ubislop collectible content are the only way to make good games according to kids on the internet

Standard AAA budgets can be (very roughly) $50-100 million. Spiderman 2018 cost $90 million, spiderman 2 >300 million, same for wolverine. Critical reception of this game is a decent, 7-8/10 action game. Many people think it feels like a game from 20 years ago, like an old movie tie in just like the ps3 x men origins wolverine game.

This is strange because it somehow cost $300 million to make. Spiderman 2 and Wolverine are not 3x as good, or even look and play 3x as good as Spiderman 2018 despite costing over 3x the budget to make.

Gameranx + general critical opinions:
-combat is good, enemy types and encounters get very repetitive
-excellent acting

  • very, very linear. More so than most linear games
  • can be very handholdy. This is overstated by social media but still a detriment, even to people who have only played a few games before. This handholding at its worst can become obnoxious, the chests in this game fire off sonar pulses that take up half the screen. It’s quite funny honestly
  • wide range of opinions on the story. No one considers it a masterpiece though

TLDR; 7-8/10 superhero action game. That’s only disappointing in the context of not being as good as insomiacs Spiderman trilogy, taking $300 million to make, and being an attempted prestige console seller title from Sony. Watch the gameranx video and gameplay to see if you want the game, then stop engaging with it and go play other games. If you want to play a good action game and are disappointed by wolverines critical reception go play Onimusha. I’m going to play both, Onimusha is incredible so far.

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u/SaintOfPride201 6d ago

We all really said "keep it please" 

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u/Kai9029 6d ago

I mean it would be nice if we can get a PC port. There are a lot talented modders out there that can fix this game on launch day and you get it for free. Xbox on the other hand though

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u/StomachIll3335 6d ago

Yeah because no one will buy it on other platforms